Lop off some noggins and battle a pixelated tentacle beast because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are returning to the Hyborian Age one last time to take on director Marcus Nispel's widely dismissed 2011 Conan reboot! Starring a pre-Game of Thrones Jason Momoa as the titular Crom worshipper, this stalled summer blockbuster ultimately failed to restore …

Stare intensely into the distance and start demanding apologies because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are getting straight up dramatic while taking on Arnold's downbeat 2017 tragedy Aftermath. One of the big guy's more experimental career choices, this Elliott Lester-helmed picture stars our favorite badass thespian as a grieving man struggling to ove…

Drop that hamburger and raid the produce aisle because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are rethinking their lifetime of food choices while taking on the Arnold-produced documentary The Game Changers. Directed by Oscar-winning The Cove filmmaker Louie Psihoyos, this 2019 picture strives to create a persuasive argument that plant-based diets strongly bene…

Toss a medicine ball and start trolling Sly Stallone because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are storming the archives in order to rate and review Arnold's many, many memorable (and not so memorable) cameo appearances! From box office hits like Dave, The Rundown and The Expendables, to oddball curiosities such as The Kid & I and Beretta's Island, there'…

Don a futuristic security guard uniform and chase down the anti-life equation because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are taking on Arnold's most frequent collaborator, the incomparable Mr. Sven-Ole Thorsen. Although unknown to many, this veteran Danish bodybuilder, stuntman and actor has worked on over a dozen iconic Schwarzenegger production…

Knock back a revolting smoothie and shout at the devil because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are setting the world ablaze with a timely rewatch of Arnold's Y2K-influenced horror actioner End of Days! Directed by journeyman extraordinaire Peter Hyams, this supernatural thriller was plagued with terrible reviews back in the fall of 1999. But has the fil…

Dust off your kitschy ornament collection and start flipping flapjacks because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are getting downright festive with Arnie's sole movie directing effort, Christmas in Connecticut. Originally broadcast on the TNT network, this glossy remake of the 1945 Barbara Stanwyck gem boasts an all-star cast and no shortage of comic pote…

Hop in an elevator and punch out a Star Wars-y robot because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are plugging back in to the world of Total Recall, this time with the 2012 remake starring Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale. Directed by Underworld mastermind Len Wiseman, this expensive second take on Philip K. Dick's short story proved controversial with film…

Hail a robo-cab and embark on your dream vacation because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are rocketing off to Mars with Paul Verhoeven's 1990 summer blockbuster Total Recall. Loosely adapted from a Philip K. Dick short story, this sci-fi head-tripper was a gamble that paid of hugely for Arnold. But, viewed almost 30 years later, does it warrant lofty i…

Toss on some cargo shorts and hang some drapes because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are riding along with Arnie, Linda, and their whole new gang, in the umpteenth Terminator franchise course-correction Dark Fate! Produced by James Cameron and directed by Deadpool's Tim Miller, this direct sequel to Judgment Day aims to reenergize the somewhat rusty b…

Update your trendy apps and embrace temporal paradoxes because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are embarking on a convoluted time-hopping adventure with Sarah Conner, Kyle Reese and the good 'ol T-800 in 2015's ill-fated franchise reboot Terminator Genisys! Directed by Alan Taylor, this costly new take on somewhat rusty material was intended to launch a…

Put on a silly helmet and build yourself a Victorian flying machine because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are travelling by land, sea and air with Disney's 2004 adaptation of Jules Verne's classic tale Around the World in 80 Days. Featuring Arnie in a truly unforgettable showcase supporting role, this costly Jackie Chan/Steve Coogan vehicle was a box …

Polish your sheriff's badge and drive through a cornfield because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are watching Arnie take down a fast and furious foe in 2013's The Last Stand! The big guy's first starring vehicle post-politics, the film - directed by celebrated South Korean filmmaker Jee-woon Kim - wasn't exactly an explosive comeback at the box office.…

Awaken an ancient evil and wield a flaming sword blindfolded because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are tangling with the 1997 Kevin Sorbo vehicle Kull the Conqueror! Originally envisioned as a third Conan entry, this Robert E. Howard adaptation - a mostly forgotten box office bomb - retains many of the trappings of Schwarzenegger's barbarian epics. Bu…

Hide your patents and paint a virtual flower because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are returning to the Escape Plan-iverse with a special bonus episode digging into the franchise's first (!) DTV sequel, Hades. Featuring Sylvester Stallone and Dave Bautista, this movie seeks to make an argument for further Ray Breslin adventures. But is it successful? …

Analyze your surroundings and engineer some rudimentary nautical tools because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are getting taken to the cooler alongside Arnie and Sly with 2013's Escape Plan. One of Schwarzenegger's first post-politics comeback vehicles, the film sadly proved to be anything but with critics or audiences. However, is it possibly a hidden…

Fire up Adobe Photoshop and start pondering your use of negative space because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are donning art critic hats in order to weigh in on the history of Schwarzenegger one-sheet film posters. From the early days of Hercules Goes Bananas, through iconic fare like Predator and T2, all the way to Aftermath and Killing Gunther, the …

Study up on your water policy and hit the campaign trail because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are going toe to toe with the A&E biopic See Arnold Run! Televised in January 2005, this no frills production takes viewers behind the dramatic scenes of Arnold's successful governorship run, as well as into his early pre-stardom days on Muscle Beach. But do…

Rip your magic ticket and blow up an ice cream truck because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are taking on Arnold's notorious 1993 wannabe blockbuster Last Action Hero. Utterly torn apart by critics and audiences alike at the time of release, this turbulent John McTiernan production has forever been framed as one of Hollywood's all-time disast…

Tie on a red headband and raid a storage shed (to mix metaphors) because this week Cam Smith and Tony G tackle a burning question that has raged on since the excess-soaked 1980s: Arnold or Sly? In order to provide a concrete answer the duo suit up in referee uniforms, and stage a spectacular year-by-year showdown pitting the actors' formidable film…

Thwart a lunch theft and kick off an "Old MacDonald" sing-a-long because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are trudging back into Arnie comedy territory with 1990's Kindergarten Cop! Directed by Ivan Reitman, this big box-office hit spawned a dozen iconic catchphrases, many of which wound up on oft-used internet soundboards. But are there still …

Smear some dirt on your face and start dodging attack drones because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are leaping back to the future in order to take on McG's polarizing 2009 franchise reboot Terminator Salvation. Poorly reviewed at the time, this box-office underperformer has since been cast aside in favor of further series reinventions. But i…

Unplug your ponytail and board a luxury ocean liner because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are diving deep into the fascinating and astonishingly successful career of arguably Arnie's finest director, James Cameron. From his shlocky killer flying fish roots to history-making spectacles Terminator 2, Titanic and Avatar, the duo chart the evolu…

Rush back from the lobby and find your assigned seat because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are breaking down the hotly debated first teaser for the James Cameron-produced Terminator: Dark Fate! Where do the podcasting duo come down on it? And what are they expecting Schwarzenegger to contribute on his fifth franchise tour of duty? DOWNLOAD HERE We're …

Brush up on your Spanish and let loose with a fire axe because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are heading into Colombia on a revenge quest with Arnie's 2002 box office dud Collateral Damage. Massively impacted by the tragic events of 9/11, this down and dirty thriller fell victim to studio nerves and a shifting zeitgeist. But is it deserving of reconsi…

Swing an Atlantean sword and cry out for your lost beloved because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are donning some 1984-era sandals in order to take on Arnie's second turn as the iconic Cimmerian Barbarian. Often criticized for its more family friendly PG-rated tone, Destroyer has never achieved the lofty cult fave status of its predecessor. But is the…

Bleach your hair and start living the Hollywood dream because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are time-travelling back to the innocent year of 1980 when Arnie wasn't yet too big for quickie small screen biopics. Playing the frustrated husband of iconic 1950s sex symbol Jayne Mansfield, Schwarzenegger found one of his earliest dramatic showcases in this …

Throw on some elbow pads and whisper "jang-a-lang" because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are finishing up their tour of duty with Sly and the gang with the third Expendables extravaganza! Now featuring action legends Wesley Snipes, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas and Kelsey Grammer, this 2014 installment tried to expand beyond the series' …

Tie on a red headband and network like a boss because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are taking an extensive look at the life and work of one of Arnie's most successful collaborators, Andrew G. Vajna. The co-founder of Carolco and mastermind behind Cinergi, the recently deceased Vajna had a huge impact on Schwarzenegger's career as well as the action m…

Load your ice guns with diamonds and start cracking bad puns because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G, along with special guest Tyler Orton of the Subspace Transmissions podcast, are heading to the neon city of Gotham in order to size up Arnie's first major bad guy performance in this notorious 1997 superhero entry! Often cited as being by far the worst …

Throw on your wetsuits and charter a boat because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are diving deep into the first ever Schwarzenegger-narrated nature documentary! Co-directed by Jean-Michel Cousteau (yes, son of Jacques!), this state-of-the-art 3D experience promises an immersive, visually astonishing journey into the undersea kingdom. But does it delive…

Crank up the Rolling Stones and take a cruise through a gravel quarry because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are donning white tank-tops and living the mob life as they dive into 1986's Raw Deal! Is there a reason this action thriller, which arrived just one year before Predator and Running Man, is so often ignored in discussions of Arnie's l…

Hop in a colossal crane truck and slap on some star-shaped shades because hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are fighting the future once more with the polarizing third Terminator adventure Rise of the Machines! Does this Jonathan Mostow-helmed thriller meet the franchise expectations James Cameron so magnificently set? And how does the movie fare now in t…

Toss one back with a reindeer and battle a Santa army because this week ho-ho-hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are getting into the Christmas spirit with Arnie's anti-consumerism (?) holiday comedy Jingle All the Way! An undeniably wacky effort from the big guy, does this box office underperformer hold up at all over 20 years later? And is it funny or a …

Tattoo yourself silly and speak only in F-bombs because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are taking on David Ayer's 2014 drug war conspiracy actioner Sabotage! Arguably the grittiest and meanest entry in the Schwarzenegger canon, does the film add interesting new dimensions to the big guy's silver screen persona? Or does the director's penchant…

Dig through your old copies of Variety and Hollywood Reporter because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are scouring the deepest internet archives in order to explore the lost projects Schwarzenegger never made. From Spider-Man, True Lies 2 and Planet of the Apes, to two very cool Paul Verhoeven concepts, the duo debate which ones belonged on th…

Patch up your aquariums and wrestle some crocodiles because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are reliving summer 1996 with Arnold's big-budget action movie follow-up to True Lies! Directed by The Mask's Chuck Russell, Eraser was originally intended as a slick, violent showcase for state of the art technology. So how has it aged? And how success…

Check into a fleabag hotel and workshop some lame dirty jokes because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are performing their own mismatched partners routine while tackling the Schwarzenegger/Belushi buddy cop thriller Red Heat! Directed by macho movie legend Walter Hill, this comedic Capitalism-meets-Communism actioner would seem on paper to hav…

Charge up those shoulder canons and prepare to expand your spine collections because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are unloading a double-dose of Predator mayhem as they go toe-to-toe with both 2010's Predators as well as Shane Black's much-anticipated The Predator! Which movie will prove most victorious? Over the course of this freewheeling…

Practice your spin kicks and dig up some old internet memes because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are reuniting with their ultra-macho, hard-fighting pals the Expendables for another round of nostalgia-fueled movie mayhem! Featuring even more Arnie, plus badass additions Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris and, uh, Liam Hemsworth (?!), this …

Crawl out of your Y2K bunkers and leash your replicated pets because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are flashing back to a future filled with creepy robotic dolls, heli-glider hijinx and bone-crunching XFL football with 2000's box office under-performer The 6th Day. One of Arnie's transition films, marking a shift away from violent superheroi…

Steal some biker gear and re-learn your 90s slang terms because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are chillin' out and declaring no problemo while re-experiencing James Cameron's legendary action masterwork Terminator 2: Judgment Day! Arguably the most popular movie Arnold ever headlined, this mega-hit sequel was a gargantuan phenomenon when it …

Hop in a chariot and chow down on a soft pretzel because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are bounding back to the ridiculous days of 1969 when Mr. Arnold Strong was a determined young upstart chasing Hollywood dreams... to unintentionally side-splitting results! An oft-mocked example of bad movie filmmaking, this umpteenth take on the mythic G…

Iron your tan suits and slip on some over-sized sunglasses because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are reviewing, in hilarious unison, Arnold's huge comedy crossover smash Twins! Famously starring Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito as unlikely brothers on a wild road trip search for their mother and a quick escape from the mob, this Ivan Reitman-…

Mug for the camera and embrace the post-modern because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are conjuring up their frustrated inner-country stars while partying with the 2017 indie comedy Killing Gunther. Starring our beloved muscle-bound icon as a legendary killer-for-hire being pursued by a colorful batch of wacky assassins, the film sees Schwarz…

Pull on your yellow spandex and join the resistance because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G loudly declare who they love by taking on Arnie's other 1987 effort, The Running Man. A notoriously turbulent production, the film has nonetheless endured thanks in no small part to its unforgettably weird rogues gallery, abundant catch-phrases and ofte…

Untangle your razor nets and dust off your discus because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are boldly wandering into a dystopian urban warzone in order to tackle this Arnie-less sequel to the 1987 classic. Despite being viewed upon release as an underwhelming follow-up, has time been kind to the title antagonist's second hunt? And how successfu…

Fasten your chainmail and don a magical relic because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are challenging the almighty Killing Machine by revisiting Richard Fleischer's 1985 sword-and-sorcery bomb Red Sonja. A Brigitte Nielsen-tastic adaptation of the Robert Howard/Marvel Comics icon, the film pairs the fire-maned title warrior with Schwarzenegger…

Grab your badass beret and throwing knives because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are enlisting with Sly and the gang in order to revisit 2010's superstar team-up adventure The Expendables. Directed by Stallone, the film, which mashes up a collection of iconic tough guys including Jason Statham, Jet Li and Arnie (sorta?), was originally conce…

Shake off the time travel sickness and procure some clothing because this week hosts Cam Smith and Tony G are dodging cyborg laser sights while revisiting James Cameron's legendary sci-fi all-timer The Terminator! Responsible for launching Arnold into the stratosphere, the movie continues to wow with its slick, go-for-broke action, iconic villain a…