#54 TRKQOS - Leanin on My Ford Taurus, Waiting on A DUI


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In this episode: we are joined by Benny Boom Boom from Boston. Benny talks about almost getting arrested for DUI, and Dave made up a song about it. The hit single on our next (first) album, Leaning on my for Taurus, waiting on a DUI. One listener liked it so much he couldn't stop singing it. What could go wrong? Law enforcement stories from a former cop. Poor Jefrey Dahmer, nobody ever invited him to the neighborhood BBQ. Cbird met John Bobbit once. What if a neighbor had let their hungry dog out to pee at the exact moment Lorena Bobbit was doing the hotdog toss? Things could have turned out entirely different. Who actually picked it up? If you were the EMT on the scene, would you have applied the tourniquet or just handed it to the peckerless wonder and told him to do it himself? Benny and Dave brainstorm on good names for girls, Oblivia, Genetalia, and Excretia were the crowd favorites. You think Rocky Mountain Oysters are gross, have you ever heard of Prison Oysters? Me either, but I spoke them into existence. Yum Yum .... vomit.

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