Two Chunks And A Hunk is a podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter finally have the courage to bring you a show about the pop culture you care about. It's honestly such low hanging fruit, and we're honored to be the first and only podcast about movies, TV, and entertainment.
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The Traitors Season 3 / Bloodsport
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Listen. What follows is a completely true, 100% factual story about a man who kicked so hard and punched so good that he successfully fought and defeated every single living thing in the known universe, from the smallest bacterium to God himself. Probably. It just really seems true. He told us it was. Why would he lie? Welcome to week thr33 of D3dd…
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One-Of-One / Total Recall
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It's AAAHNALD week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're here to tell you — he's a true one-of-one of the One-Of-Ones. But still, one perfect Austrian does not a Mount Rushmore make, so we've got to decide: who else deserves an immortal platform, chiseled into the very face of the earth next to Arnold Schwarzenegger? Welcome to week two of D3dd3rd3y …
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Pioneer Woman's Top TV Dads / Aliens
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Grab your buffalo saddle, your overalls, and your buckskin vest, because we're all pioneers today! Our mom, the Pioneer Woman, has compiled a list of the top dads from television and it's...unknowable? Maybe she just has different criteria? Maybe things are just a little different out here on the frontier? Welcome to week one of Daddurday Afternoon…
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Raising Cannes / Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes
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We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts regarding the rebooted Apes series! Plus, news from the Raising Cannes Festival of Movies and Chicken Strips! In This Episode: R…
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We Hunt For Gollum
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“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it was the epoch of Brando Sando, it was the epoch of the MCU and The Mandalorian & Grogu, it was the season of waxing fandom, it was the season of waning fandom, it was the spring of hope, it w…
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This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed up that only one of you even got any scenes into the movie. We're sorry that happened, but we want you to know that we love you both and we're proud of you. In This Episode: Survivor Presents…
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Spring Delirium: Champion Chow Down
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It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full of the flavors you crave. Have you been dying to know what the Least Sexy Sport is? We got that in this one. How about the Sexiest Sport? We got that too. You say you want to know the most r…
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Zambucks!
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It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them to your dear old Uncle Zam! It's fun! It's fulfilling! And there's no guessing involved! In this episode: Zambucks, Rank You Very Much, Spring Delirium, The Process Of Adapting Media Spring D…
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If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know what dude? It's time to maybe put some DaddyPants on", you should know they're trying to take over the podcast. It won't be bad! You'l play most of the same games you usually play, and ultimately …
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We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and mature. We're still going to do things like fight about which food is objectively better and talk about which famous people we might be the reincarnations of, but just know that while we're doing it …
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Spring Delirium, Pt. 4: Pretzel Pandemonium
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In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the entire bracket. We're fighting. We're fooding. We're risking friendships we've held dear for over a decade. In this episode: Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-…
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Spring Delirium, Pt. 3: Shrimp Showdown
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The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be stuck down here, with only cyberhorses to keep them company? In this episode: Here Comes The New Bond, An Ode To Baldur's Gate 3, Horse-Off, Spring Delirium Support this podcast at — https://redc…
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Spring Delirium, Pt. 2: Taco Tussle
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You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE. EXPERTS won't tell YOU about the results of this ONE SIMPLE PODCAST EPISODE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING. In This Episode: Breakfast Update, MCU News. What They Streamin', Spring…
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Spring Delirium, Pt. 1: Mochi Melee
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Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will make it to the next round of the playoffs (plate-offs?). And, just another note real quick, while you've got those fighting fists on, remember to show the King Of Twilight who's boss. In Thi…
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Dune: Part Two
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HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE SANDS on the back of a KILLER WORM. But that's not all! Dune also get to knife fight BALD ELVIS, and maybe just maybe fall in love with Zendaya along the way. This episode contains spoilers for…
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Today we're taking a look at the movies YOU (yes, you listening) will have the option of forcing us to go see in April (and some other movies too)! We're talking about sasquatches, the great monkey gods beyond our mortal world, and Fantastics Four! Oh, and we're also losing Extra Credit real quick. In This Episode: TCMC, Extra Credit, Beetlejuice S…
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What do you do when one of your friends asks you if they're a Disney Adult? How would you respond? Would you make a podcast about it? We would, for sure. YOB HO everyone. In this episode: pretty much just the Disney Adult thing Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c…
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All abooooaaaaard! We're taking the fast train to Hyperfixation Station, at the corner of Manic and Obsessive! Next stop — a short period of intense obsession followed by an inexplicable and unpredictable interest crash! Should be fun! In this episode: TCMC (pronounced "Teach Meakle"), Surprise Sequels, The Sellavator, Hyperfixation Station, Drag R…
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It's our first fresh episode of 2024 and we've got Oscar nominations! A new original character to add to our illustrious menagerie! A Box Office Ball live draft! A swing and a miss at one of the easiest to pronounce names in show business! A shockingly good Elvis impression! In this episode: Oscar Nominations Breakdown, Box Office Ball Update Suppo…
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It was the best of times, it was the cowboyest of times. Join your Podboys and special guest Fake Pat Buttram for Back To Future Part III. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These e…
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They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their fre…
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Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. B…
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Genrun / The Santa Summit
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It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar". Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week…
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Jammy Rodge / Candy Cane Lane
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'Ello govs an' welcom' to auh podcast'! We've got' a great' show for yau today and we think yau'll enjoi it. We're talking abaut' all the top British basketbaullahs as well as the new Eddi' Murphy movi' Candy Can' Lan'. And auh accents are normal and good. Almost' lik' a real person would' speak'. Welcome to week two of O Christmas Stream, a series…
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Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped / A Biltmore Christmas
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We're back on our Hallmark grind and this one was....good?!? Like, we actually liked it? It must be a Christmas miracle. Welcome to week one of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Carter picked for Jordan, A Biltmore Christmas. In this epis…
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Prayers Up For Gator Queen Liz / Spirited Away
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You know how sometimes you're recording a podcast episode with your friends and then you remember about how Gator Queen Liz exists so you Google her and then find out she got fired from Swamp People but she's staying strong and releases a statement assuring her fans that she still believes in Louisiana and then you go on her Facebook and you see a …
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Strike Is Over! / Howl's Moving Castle
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It's been a minute since we talked movie news (thanks corpos), but today we're returning to the wacky and wild world of Hollyweird and Blind Ranking all the things we couldn't talk about for the duration of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. And yes, we do talk about him. The One Who Was Chosen by some dark god to give speech to the lasagna cat. The Many-Vo…
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Shadowcast 14: Our Deep Embarrassment / Castle In The Sky
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They say you can't truly begin to know yourself until you've become deeply embarrassed of who you are and the things you've done. It's been a while since we've listened, but surely we can find something to deeply embarrass ourselves somewhere in the past half-decade of podcast episodes. Who knows? Maybe we're even embarrassed of this episode right …
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Shadowcast 13: Chili's-O-Meter / Princess Mononoke
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This episode is so juicy, you'll think you're biting into one of Chili's® signature Big Mouth Burgers®. It's so flavorful, you'll swear you must be enjoying the savory Southwestern Eggrolls, the mouthwatering Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers®, and the delectable Big Mouth® Bites of a Chili's® Triple Dipper™ Appetizer. You'll enjoy it so much, you'll…
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Shadowcast 12: Who Knows Who Let The Dogs Out? / The Babadook
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Life is full of seemingly unanswerable questions, and in the year 2000, at the dawn of the new millennium, the wise Men of Baha posed perhaps the greatest, most unanswerable question of them all. Who, indeed, did let out the dogs? Was it perhaps a child or teen, carelessly leaving the gate to the backyard unlocked? A vengeful ex-lover making one la…
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Shadowcast 11: Haunt Ones / The Wailing
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Hey what's going on everybody? For Two Chunks And A Hunk we're Jordan, Doz, and Carter, and you're listening to Haunt Ones — it's the show with scary movies and even scarier wings, and today we're joined by The Wailing, though we don't understand it. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching interna…
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Shadowcast 10: The Curse Of The Wampyre / Let The Right One In
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Don't look behind you. Hey! We said don't! Eyes on us! Good. Now, listen carefully. There's an extremely dangerous wampyre right behind you and he wants to drink you up like a Capri Sun. It's gonna be bad. You thought we could help you? What, like we're more powerful than a wampyre? As if. Our only hope is for someone to find this footage and relea…
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Shadowcast 09: What Animal Can We "Jaws"? / Raw
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Why has nobody tried to "Jaws" other animals? Like, the next big movie monster already exists, and it's probably on display at a zoo right now. It seems crazy to us that we're the first to try this, but we guess we better get used to being on the cutting edge of zoological horror with episodes full of great and unique ideas like this one. The movie…
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Shadowcast 08: Ringu
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Can you feel that chill in the air? The crisp kiss of autumn reminding you that the year is drawing to a close? The almost imperceptible feeling of terror? The certainty that there is a ghost, ghoul, or ghoblin lurking just outside the edges of your vision? The cobwebs in the eaves of your soul? The rhythmic chanting of the damned ringing in your e…
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Shadowcast 07: Suzanne Collins For President
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We don't want to get too political, but we have strong opinions about who the next president of the United States of America should be. Who else has the power to write The Hunger Games books and films and probably laws too? Who else could turn their vast experience autographing The Hunger Games books into the very presidential skill of signing bill…
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Shadowcast 06: The Bad Guys
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THE BAD GUYS. IT'S THE BAD GUYS. BAD. GUYS. You know, right? The Bad Guys. Jason Momoa's most famous movie. It's the guys. And they're bad. And they got our heart pace goin' faster. Just trust us. It's real. In this episode: Blind Ranking Cats, Extra Scary (Scary Version), Three Banes, Sellevator, MCU Visual Effects Union, Scientific Stuff Scaling …
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Shadowcast 05: Mummy Knows Best
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Move over Munsters! Abandon the premises, Addams Family! We no longer care What Any Of You All Do In The Shadows! There's a new monster sitcom in town, one far more ghoulish and spooky than you've ever imagined. From the brilliant minds at Scuzbag Studios comes your new favorite fall comfort show: Mummy Knows Best. In This Episode: Something's Rott…
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Shadowcast 04: King Arthur Can't Read
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You heard it here first, and honestly probably exclusively — King Arthur can't read. But what about Excalibur, you ask, his famous and mighty sword? That's just gibberish. His Round Table? It was only that shape because he didn't know about the letter "O". We know it sucks to hear, but that's why you should never meet your heroes. In This Episode: …
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Shadowcast 03: Why Life Is So Hard?
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It's one of life's great questions. The problem whose solution is always just out of reach. Odds are, at some point in your life, you'll find yourself asking "Why Life Is So Hard?" and lucky for you, we know three people who can help. In this episode: Elevator Pitch, That's A Cornah, Patron-Us, The Wheel Of Cinemotion, SWTBOE, A Life Question With …
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Shadowcast 02: Maurice Mickelwhite
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We're calling this episode Maurice Mickelwhite, which sounds like it could be a person's name. In fact, it is! Or it was, anyway. Turns out the previous owner didn't want it so it was up for grabs! So we hope you enjoy listening to Maurice Mickelwhite everyone. In this episode: Strike Update, MCUnion, Blind Ranking Celeb Stage Names, First Loves, F…
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Shadowcast 01: Essence Of John
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Welcome to the Shadows, now the Shadowcast has begun. And, frankly, we can think of no better way to kick things off than by definitively, once and for all, ranking ten Johns in order of John-ness. We're deciding, once and for all, who is the Johnnest John and we're doing it according to very simple and clear criteria. It makes sense. Trust us. In …
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We saw Barbie and Oppenheimer in the same day with some of our dear friends, but this episode's not about those movies. In solidarity with the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, we won't be creating any podcast content around struck work. So we're talking a little bit about our Barbenheimer experience, but mostly we're talking about what's next! So come with us to…
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
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We're gonna be upfront and let you know there is no CG in this episode. These are real Podboys doing real podcasting about Tom's latest flick, and you can tell. This week, we're talking all things Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One, and making some bold predictions for next year's (?) Part Two! This episode does contain full spoilers for…
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It's the Monday before Barbenheimer, and we're celebrating the only way we know how — playing the hardest game we've ever made. Twice. Was it fun to record? No. Will you enjoy listening to it? Gosh, we hope so. In this episode: WGA/SAG on strike, Extra Credit (x2), THE MUPPETS?!, Carter Learns About Rizz Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.…
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We've got a very special episode this week — Abbey Watson, who legally purchased this episode at a fundraising auction, requested that we watch Donny Osmond in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. And we definitely did that for sure and this is absolutely an episode about it. But also, if we're being very real with you and with Abbey, we j…
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This one goes out to all our haters. We know what you've been saying about us. "They can only introduce one new game per week." As if. Just to stick it to you, we're introducing two this week. That's right — two. Twice as many as you've been telling people we could introduce. One focused on the past, one focused on the future. Honestly, how embarra…
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Indiana Jones and the Dial Of Destiny
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Indy's back with a brand new adventure, and we're back with a brand new episode! What a coincidence! We're talking all things Dial Of Destiny in this spoiler-filled episode, and we'll be empirically determining, once and for all, whether Lucasfilm's latest legacy sequel should have remained buried in the past or if it belongs in a museum. The first…
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B. — We've got a brand new game this week called B.O.A.T.S. O. — It's one we're super excited about and we (humbly) think we're very good at it. A. — Wait, is the first word of these sentences supposed to start with the capitalized letter preceding them? T. — That actually makes a lot more sense than whatever this has been. S. — Shoot. In This Epis…
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The pride of Houston, Wes Anderson, is back with anotha one for us, and it's one of the Wes Anderson-est Wes Andersons to ever Wes Anderson. Was Asteroid City perfectly twee in all the right ways for us? Do people still say twee anymore? Are we really sure that all three of us know what "twee" even means? Sadly, science will likely never find an an…
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There's a lot of podcasts with the gift of gab. Honestly, when you think about it, most of them are just talking for like, the whole time. And we've had enough of that. We're leaving talking behind, and we're going to finally start solving. So grab your lab coats, because we're heading to the Laboratory (pronounced "laboratory"). In this episode: H…
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