What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of thes ...
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Just a friendly little preview of our episode from last month with the wonderful Jacquis Neal! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!
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We heard your whistles weren't wet enough so we're here to slop em up! Here's a little preview of our latest episode with fan fave and good pal, Todd McClintock! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!
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We're back baby! But things are gonna be a little different going forward for the podcast! Listen in for all the info. Missed ya! Find us on PAREON! https://bit.ly/LPpatreon
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We're gonna take a break! While we're gone, why not listen to Alexis' podcast Comfort Creatures and Katelyn's new podcast VS! Here's the first episode, find more at the link below! HAGS! https://listen.qcodemedia.com/vspod
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New Zealand Isn't Real with Betsy Sodaro
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1:07:59Kiwifruit! Kiwibirds! KiwiBULLSH*T?! That's right! Betsy Sodaro is BACK on the show and she's here to prove that New Zealand isn't real! Could it be that the Hollywood elite like Peter Jackson have bamboozled us all? Is Taika Waititi is faking his cool accent? Are most of your favorite movies actually shot on a soundstage in Queens? Learn the truth…
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The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart
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1:09:55Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You decide dear listener!! Carl Tart is back on the pod and he's got a piping hot theory about everyone's favorite calcium! Is the MILK campaign being used to sell off extra cow products by the US governemnt…
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Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis
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1:17:38Think 'shrimpy' is an insult? Think again, you fool! You absolute dunce! Our good buddy Vic Michaelis is back with a theory about the delicious decapods we all know and love - shrimp! Vic suspects that they've been the victim of a very specific smear campaign, one orchestrated by a powerful if shadowy media organziation that has a reputation for cr…
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Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field
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1:15:45How did ancient people move huge slabs of stone hundreds of miles? Could they have had help from visitors from another galaxy? And when will Devin escape from his escape room? That's right, Devin Field is back in the Lizard Lair with some spicy chicken fingers of conspiracy! He suspects that actually extraterrestrials are responsible for Stonehenge…
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Just the two of us, we can make it if we try! This episode is just Alexis and Katelyn getting down to business with a couple of announcements and a couple of extremely goofy theories. Does the government secretly control the weather and create the kind of ridiculous substance we know as 'snow'? And is Lizard People actually a psyop to make conspira…
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Tommy Mottola Did 9/11 to Ruin Mariah Carey with Ele Woods
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1:20:00When you think of the 90s it's almost impossible not to think of Mariah Carey. Be it her incredible vocal range, her catchy Christmas tunes, or her iconic album covers, Mariah was a major force in the pop world. But was Mariah stripped of true triple threat status? Should she be an EGOT winner? Ele Woods returns to the show this week because she be…
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Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian
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1:14:49Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago attack! And actually the cops covered it up! And also that actually deep fake video technology was avai…
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The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb
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1:09:11Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on what's really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters aren't doing JACK to actually filter toxins out of our water, and that the government's to blame. And…
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Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone's speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project "Acoustic Kitty" didn't actually fail and our pets may not be as innocent as we think. Plus, Katelyn's got a hot theory about aller…
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Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris
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1:07:16If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that's not because we're shallow, maybe it's because that's what THEY want us to believe! Podcast host and comedian Colin J Morris suspects that the…
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The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein
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1:14:25One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we've got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved Sesame Street character, is actually a vampire who's killing kids and is also a member of the... ahem.…
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The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville
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1:12:00Picture this - you're a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you're gonna do is fake a scandal, jet off to 'rehab', then sell a redemption narrative so compelling that Jesus Christ himself would be…
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The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole
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1:09:55It's the political scandal that everyone's talking about right now - ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O'Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. Sydney's got the inside scoop straight from Sunday school about how John Wil…
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Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca
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1:27:19Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front man Rivers Cuomo? Namely the truth that ol 'Poindexter' Cuomo is in fact famously dead rockstar Kur…
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Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy - finally solving the great mystery! Plus, a very good way to avoid intruisive thoughts and more!…
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MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo
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1:07:40You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob's making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan's feelings. It's not a conspiracy theory if they're really out to get you! Get comfy and pour yourself a big bowl of A…
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The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock
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1:00:33We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they're really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and come into the office. Todd suspects it's a big ol plot to keep property values in cities high, and mor…
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The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen
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1:19:51It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it'll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of Podcasting suspect that the US government created the show Baywatch to make more people want to be lifegu…
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Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard
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1:25:55Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and very serious swiftie Jess Svendsgaard is back on the…
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Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne
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1:02:20We're back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that's right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you - the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex political machinations that might have lead to his assassination. Erin thinks that it wasn't just a rar…
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Octopuses are Aliens with Erin Smith
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1:11:17What's got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we're talking 'pus with one of the greatest - comedian and filmmaker Erin Smith. And Erin thinks she may have discovered something shocking about the origins of the octopus, ie that they hitched a ride to earth on a comet in a disgusti…
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