On today's MJ Morning Show: Sad radio story Morons in the news Bugout bags w/calls Disney lawsuit How do you eat spaghetti w/calls Elisabeth Moss's underwear Lady who sits on cakes Woman has a hack to know if her husband is cleaning 21-year-old son has a way to get back at his father Zoo president's finger bitten by chimp Passenger lost a phone on …

On today's MJ Morning Show: Most dangerous beaches Morons in the news When is it too long between purchase and return? Falling asleep with socks on Relay race baton assault and battery UCF hazing MJ & Michelle's domestic rules Gaslighting's common phrases Scammers using Longhorn Steakhouse Listener angry over MJ's movie recommendation Spring breake…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Super Bowl champ admits to using cocaine before a game Crazy Lyft drivers story Morons in the news Woman threw fruit at boyfriend Wearing a monitor to check alcohol levels 3 teens attack mom over internet access Katy Perry rumor News report on bridges... he said what? Guy in motorized wheelchair caught eating food he did…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's video Morons in the news Karaoke story and challenge Signs you're a difficult person to get along with Internet story hoax Car makers changing gear shifts Chubby filter removed? "Bro-celets" New hotspot for 1st dates Michelle loves March Madness Marijuana smokers have higher chance of heart attack than non-marij…

On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show: People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words TPA - Fewer guns found by TSA Morons in the news Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story Ugly Babies Increase In Aggressive Driving Suspicious Baby Looks Like Her 'Work Husband' 28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet Pot smoking no worse than wine News Reporter Harley Quinn Frankie's Bikinis …

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show Airdrop On Southwest Air Chloe Crazy Uber Story Morons in the news Excuses to get out of work (with calls) GPS Tracker Creep A DUI With A .523 BAL? Discontinued stuff you miss Where do men rank themselves Employees Don't Know Where Stuff Is In Stores Love Rat Investigator Sex Robots Chocolate Cake Or Yellow Ca…

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Miami Stripper Robs Patron Of $62,000 Reply-All Story Screaming Mothers Morons in the News Cackle at Restaurant Gen Z'er Calls Billy Joel Song 'Sinister' Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls World's Safest Airlines Fester's Cruise Divorce Registry MJ's Cucumber Story Nomophobia w/calls Avoid supermarkets th…

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Fester crashed at Off Lease Only Squatter story from hell Morons in the news Science says people can't effectively multitask Mayor Castor Catches Square Grouper 11 Drinks that are Red Flags for Bartenders Gen Z Emoji’s Moving out of a haunted house w/calls Worst Dog Breed For Families Ever tried pet's food? C…

On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show: Lightning strikes truck while on camera MJ Instagram Comments Morons in the news Americans-4 good underwear/shift in Starbuck's policy Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone Clown Prank Gone Wrong Shorty Shane & O'Keefes Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change Bad signs at a job interview Throning - …

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: 6 Signs You’re A Borderline Alcoholic People Hate Their Jobs Morons in the news MJ Defrauded By His Kids Name That Stain MJ almost set home on fire... twice Ambien Stories Name Change for a 9-year-old Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks School dress code w/calls Sleep in separate beds Patient has ri…

On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Don't Order This On A Flight People keep getting hit by trains Morons In The News Weird Florida Place Names Golf Cart On I-95 Michelle's Hairdresser Fired Hairdresser Naming Newborns After Brand Name Drugs Tramp Stamps are back Creepy Airbnb Stories Allyson Grand Theft Test Drive Man reads names wrong MJ Thou…

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: 1/2 Of Men Say They Can Do This, Experts Say No Airplane Passenger Caught Between Two Big People Morons in the News Positive Phrases American's Hate Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk Worst first dates Contractors High On The Workside Creepy Guy Takes Information From Dog Collar Gen Z Chloe explains phr…

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: MJ in trouble with Michelle Would You Buy Used Yoga Pants? Morons In The News Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old Is it ok to be upset with someone who does you a favor? Destination Weddings Pretty Privilege MJ sees drivers on phone Love Is Blind Karen Calls Rudest things you can do in someone else's house Hooters Waitres…

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Plaid Verification Notice Text Fester Breakfast At Hyatt Morons in the News Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear Bust A Cheater (With Calls) Girl Math VS Boy Math Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big Don't Use Self-Checkout Worst First Date and calls MJ Slipped In Dog Vomit Man Vandelizes Psychi…

On Today's Best Of MJ Morning Show: Abandoned Couch Story Fester rescued by a road ranger Morons in the news Most Lost Items In Ubers Fester's Prison Meatballs Dude Wipes Class Action Lawsuit MJ naps study/more fester ideas Fester Aunt scam story Millenials are afraid to talk on phone Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive MJ Pet Peeve - …

On today's MJ Morning Show: Charges coming after men froze outside home of 2024 Super Bowl party Morons in the news Chloe's first car... check out her reaction on MJ's Instagram $87,000 for one chip Woman run over by Amazon delivery forgives, but there may still be a suit Fire at Midtown How to avoid a face wreck Fester taunts MJ about his vacation…

On today's MJ Morning Show: 22-year-old bodybuilder dead from heart attack Big anonymous donation to defense fund Morons in the news Dumpster diving... We took calls Crotchety call Creepiest first date Uber driver makes passenger miss flight 80's Cruise... passenger overboard Shark attack in Phillipines (where MJ is headed) MJ Morning Show Truth Bo…

On today's MJ Morning Show: NFL controversy involving Bill Belichik Morons in the news Teen has horrific reaction to edibles Being in a hardware store makes people want to do 'this'... Child custody story... shots fired Chloe didn't get her car Do kisses need the sound? Guy destroys Gainesville BMW dealership Rumor - Anthony Bourdain was assassinat…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Dinner at Festers Morons in the news A.I. - Artificial Intelligence A.I. - American Idol Student graduating with honors sues for not being educated Texas classroom students shared needle for tattoo MJ's new nickname from Michelle MJ, the shirtless chef Fester picture photoshopped Who falls in love faster? Men or women? I…

On today’s MJ Morning Show: Busch Gardens Food & Wine Festival concert series artists that interest MJ Morons in the news Why is Papa John’s showing a loss? Dancing while working at home Fester met a guy who interviews serial killers A mom is being ripped for using this to teach her kid the alphabet Passengers on Bezos’ next rocket launch Food deli…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Gene Hackman RIP Should the NFL do something about the 'tush push'? Morons in the news Loud conversations while on speaker phone People are discovering empty breading with no chicken in their nuggets 3 second hack to be more attractive Delta captain announcement Was someone sitting behind MJ at the Lightning game cheatin…

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's wife Michelle and the 'Statue of Liberty story' Morons in the news Creepy story toward AI Arrest made in Surfside with a doll OJ items being auctioned MJ and Michelle at last night's hockey game and the fans behind them Westshore Plaza update Chicago Midway Airport near miss $20 for 1 strawberry? Eating this fruit i…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's call to MJ about a story online Morons in the news Lawyer who sues on behalf of cruise travelers Big Ass Fans Threatening an insurance company Single lady glitter trick MJ hates this food item Elderly dumping Insane list of demands for a birthday party Alec Baldwin trolled by Trump look-a-like MJ brought in his …

On today's MJ Morning Show: L.A. death row inmate dies before date of execution Morons in the news Michelle watched "Suits L.A." Lawsuit: Woman run over by Amazon contractor truck Airline superstitions Crazy naked lady in Holiday List of things that will put you in the E.R. Hokas... We took calls New Betty White stamp Coffee is now dangerous again …

On today's MJ Morning Show: Baseball player gets jersey from teammate for truck Morons in the news Michelle and Fester spar over whether 'this' is funny Best songs for CPR tempo Huffing story This has been removed from the Oval Office (Not political) Job interview water test MJ and Michelle's relationship test Dinner at Bascom's Chop House Store br…

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's Instagram egg video led to playing a 'Crotchety' call Morons in the news Ever been attacked by delivery driver? A woman is so afraid of cameras in her hotel room Delta is offering cash to Canada crash victims And OLD airline attendant requirement list A listener's experience with Cyndi Lauper 2025 best beaches Feste…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Brake pad dust Esophagus story #1 Morons in the news Asteroid odds Brian Setzer's health New Oreo flavors Worst EX stories Warning: MJ's Instagram MJ is 'undiagnosed' according to Fester Guys take video of woman playing Candy Crush in traffic ASAP Rocky trial Esophagus story #2 Westshore Plaza update (and an idea of what…

On today's MJ Morning Show: A woman allergic to water Customized M&M's Morons in the news Auto parts manager berates customer Actors who've gone broke Delta Toronto crash Return of the Truth Booth Mad Honey poisoning Hooters girl avoids jail time for DUI Passenger sticks other passenger by her drunk husband Man expected a woman to bring his Uber Ea…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Justin Tucker accusations 26-year-old doll collector Morons in the news Elon Musk's kids Messi in Tampa Woman hides item in airport that TSA would take Supermodel reveals she has some hairs growing... A bird fell out of the sky in front of MJ SNL's 50th Anniversary MJ's Whole Foods parking story Kanye and Bianca... no pr…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Restaurant chain closing more locations Morons in the news Classic Crotchety Call Who's making such realistic fake I.D.s? Emergency contact memes The man you meet at age 19... Card company making 'work husband' and 'work wife' Valentine's Day cards Experts say not to feed this snack to your kids Here's a snack that will …

On today's MJ Morning Show: Nude photo scandal Morons in the news Judge ruled against OnlyFans mom... We took calls Email from a listener: Egg test wager in Vegas FedEx dropping off in driveway Are you wearing your Apple Watch wrong? Serial shoplifter banned from all Walmarts What's the perfect time and duration of a nap? Diddy is suing NBC/Univers…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Update on Telemundo reporter killed in New Orleans Morons in the news Woman on Tiktok falsely claims chocolates were recalled Tuna recall What is 'Red Tuesday'? MJ and Michelle have something in common with Meghan and Prince Harry Latest craze of slathering this stuff on your body 63-year-old on I-275 had medical emergen…

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's experience on the bridge Car dealer car jacking customer... We took calls. Morons in the news Crocs banned at some schools Denzel bit off part of his tongue? Michelle loves Uncrustables Friday's egg test, also, MJ nailed the time of kickoff Philly's celebration/damage after the game Advice: Don't go to bed angry Tom…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Reporter killed in New Orleans Morons in the news Kids' sock stealing creep Students have snowball fight at 4 a.m., bystander hit beats student Suggestion to MJ - get Chloe a retired police car Taylor Swift booed at big game Big game notes: The game, the commercials, the halftime show MJ's mom's refrigerator Kanye back t…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Odds of asteroid hitting in 2032 Morons in the news Preparing for the big game egg test Michelle's face Creep-o-Meter - Bill Belichick may be engaged... are they too many years apart? What do our listeners think about the age difference? Trader Joe's 2025 Egg Test... We took calls about if we should redo Send the gift of…

On today's MJ Morning Show: What's the happiest time of day? Pineapple in eggs? Morons in the news Walmart scam guy What's on your bucket list that you really shouldn't do? MJ's dishwasher was a time capsule Egg test preview Gisele gave birth Man arrested for making a bomb threat in a Publix Are toxins found in Girl Scout Cookies? Bride slashed boy…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Don't sleep with 2 pillows Morons in the news McDonald's Grimace has an Irish relative? A school bus driver did something really dumb Woman in St. Pete robbed... had ring 'sucked' off her finger MJ called out by a listener about Jennifer Love Hewitt A woman asked a total stranger in a store to pretend to be her husband..…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Early Crotchety call Morons in the news The "first-date" brick Are publications removing crime stories from their sites? MJ's crazy driver story Restaurant hours/kitchen hours Research shows America's favorite chain restaurants Someone is suggesting you don't need Botox... use this instead MJ and Fester try to get the T-…

On today's MJ Morning Show: The electric salt spoon Morons in the news Fester's story about the swinging nurse NY Yankee suing over interior design for Tampa home Wendy's secret menu item Minnesota driver got in accident while using phone, killed a grandfather Some hotels are charging extra for this Grammys: Winners Tampa's Doechii, Beyoncé, plus w…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman charged for bumper sticker A new condo on a scary location Morons in the news Wingstop manager threw ranch dressing and hot grease at customers A crazy customer at a Memphis Arby's Michelle's Uber story Latest research on heavy marijuana smokers' memory effects Man finds box with blinking lights in hotel room Feste…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Wood chipper accident Gleeking Morons in the news iPhone iOS emergency update Gender reveal gone wrong 80's soda making a comeback MJ had blue fin tuna at Armature Works MJ IG of Michelle after laser treatment Connecticut legislator wants movie theaters to post the actual times movies will begin HSN is leaving St. Pete A…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Creepy car story Morons in the news MJ's gonna have some tuna! Opening a time capsule from only 25 years ago 2 Tampa Bay area restaurants appear on 'most romantic' list FBI sit-up test Warning on dangerous potato chips Vote: Should Michelle come in tomorrow after her treatment? 70% watch TV with this on Fester's Monster …

On today's MJ Morning Show: FDOT is closing the Howard Frankland Bridge southbound Wednesday night into Thursday morning There's a group for everything on Instagram... For instance, #officialstickreviews Morons in the news It's time to make Valentine's Day reservations 'Educators of the year' - two stories Fire at Sears in Brandon Mall (in other ne…

On today's MJ Morning Show: OJ's son is living in one of OJ's old houses Morons in the news Michelle (and her burned-off face) Fester wants MJ to go to the Florida State Fair Now we know who's playing in the 'Big Game' Bud Light ad - You can't drink in a commercial 3 songs from 1985 that are still strong today MJ's birthday card from his mom Gaspar…

On today's MJ Morning Show: McDonald's serving Happy Meals with Pokemon prizes Man accused of sex trafficking... They were wrong Morons in the news Wade from 2 College Brothers Influencers tried something that was featured in 'Home Alone 2' TPD Chief Lee Bercaw on how NOT to get arrested at Gasparilla Piratefest 64% of people have nightmares about …

On today's MJ Morning Show: Employee fired for twerking while working Morons in the news This breakfast food may mean a longer life Paris Olympics medals are rusting Video of Elon Musk... looks like he may need to be rebooted An attorney was arrested for assault in the prime rib line Allegations about Jerry Springer Fake Scrub Daddy Classic Crotche…

On today's MJ Morning Show: 2 face tattoo stories Morons in the news Some Honda models may suddenly brake Woman with dog named Charlie asked to change its name by her older sister.... Walgreens CEO says anti-theft measures have hurt sales Clydesdales coming to Sparkman Wharf this afternoon Groom ruins wedding day with one sentence MJ's Spirit Airli…

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's Spirit Airlines expectations Are you a 5-hour person Morons in the news MJ's feeling on phone firmware updates Guy with phrase on shirt kicked off flight Cost of this year's Girl Scout cookies Denis Phillips LIVE Guy dumps box of puppies... left name on box Woman claims she suffered hair loss going to this place Wor…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Morons in the news Pokeman card chaos Arrest made after 83-year-old woman violently robbed Inauguration Day Progresso soup has a new product... Gen Z's apparently don't know how to do this simple activity French fry news! Lawsuit over hot BBQ sauce spill TikTok Gasparilla Parade and all those beads Kevin Costner now conn…

On today's MJ Morning Show: Some people may be more interested in food than the 'Big Game' Study - Your job could affect your sleep quality Morons in the news Ferg's - Ferguson's wife found Tampa International Airport - TSA found fewer guns this past year Lawsuit: Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively Capital One outage yesterday Tampa Police Chief Lee Berca…