Live video podcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
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-Nicolás Maduro breaks into “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” which Rob interprets as the nervous singing of a man who knows he’s about to be “blown the hell up.” -Michael Charbon joins Rob on the Newsmax Hotline, and together they roast Democrats, analyze political collapses, and debate whether Canada should become America’s chilly Puerto Rico. Today’s pod…
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-The “Seditious Six” get roasted as Elise Slotkin unveils a brand-new excuse of the week, prompting Rob to call CYA on aisle five. -Guest Doug Burns jumps in to dissect drug-boat strikes, hypocrisy, Somali fraud, Jack Smith, Comer, Letitia James, and anything else Rob throws at him. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing s…
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-Rob Carson launches into a full-scale masculinity smackdown, roasting Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz while declaring that soy-boy swagger is not masculinity. -A whirlwind tour of Somali Medicaid fraud, suitcases of airport cash, and a would-be president of “Jubaland” leaves Rob comparing Somalia to “the meth-lab trailer park of the world.” -Fred Fleitz…
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-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host. -The show dives into the January 6th pipe-bomber saga, where a man Rob describes as “Lenny from Of Mice and Men” somehow eludes the FBI for years despite leaving a trail that Scooby-Doo could follow. Today’s po…
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-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud network is just a cultural exchange program. -Thane Rosenbaum joins via the Newsmax Hotline, brilliantly roasting the absurdity of treating terrorists, cartels, and fentanyl boats like protected wildlif…
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-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never existed. -Rob ties it all together with rants about welfare abuse, border chaos, media gaslighting, and Democrats calling everyone Nazis while he demands, punchline by punchline, that someone finally go…
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-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife. -Rosie O’Donnell and Nicole Wallace spiral into dramatic therapy-level despair over Trump, while Rob gleefully labels it “cat-lady psychosis on parade.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Re…
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-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy assembling IKEA furniture but somehow couldn’t find a pipe bomber. -He celebrates economic “winning” while admitting he went into TJ Maxx to buy a wallet and walked out with SpongeBob socks, a cotton-candy…
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-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump. -A deep dive into alleged Minnesota/Somali fraud sends Rob into full turbo mode, complete with parody Christmas songs and vows of bureaucratic colonoscopies. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing …
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-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn. -Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the two deep-dive into Christmas movies, debate which holiday songs should be banned forever. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to…
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-Rob kicks off Hour 2 by torching Democratic gerrymandering theatrics before welcoming John Fredericks on the Newsmax Hotline, who unloads a flamethrower on Indiana GOP “rhinos” blocking a full 9–0 redistricting sweep. -The hour closes with Mary Walter on the Newsmax Hotline, who riffs with Rob about drug-boat drama, DEI absurdities, parental Munch…
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-Rob launches into Friday by roasting Tim Walz, Minnesota Democrats, and anyone else within comedic range as he unwraps the state’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandal. -Carson and guest Tony Kinnett (Daily Signal) tear into media spin, Jake Tapper’s “white black pipe bomber” misfire, and political double standards with tag-team precision. …
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-The Minnesota corruption saga grows so large it might qualify as its own GDP, and Rob gleefully predicts the political downfall of Walz, Ellison, and possibly Ilhan Omar. -Kaitlin Bennett joins on the Newsmax hotline, recounting her campus adventures where college students flee debates faster than they flee Thanksgiving history lessons. Today’s po…
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-Rob breaks down the pipe-bomber arrest while cheerfully roasting the FBI for discovering the concept of “fresh eyes” only five years late. -Somali community fraud scandals escalate so dramatically that Rob compares the state to a taxpayer-funded piñata stuffed with billions. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your reti…
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-A new study crushes the dreams of “crazy cat ladies,” proving that cats prefer men— because men don’t listen, so the cats have to meow louder. Chaos ensues. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigitte Gabriel jumps in and unleashes a flamethrower on Somali fraud networks, weak Democratic leadership, Islamists abusing refugee programs, and Ilhan Omar’s delus…
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-ICE prepares to descend on Minnesota, and Rob delights in the panic—while Minneapolis’ police chief issues guidance that sounds more like a hostage-negotiation pamphlet than law enforcement. -On the Newsmax Hotline, geopolitical expert Gordon Chang joins the show to warn about China’s crumbling economy, proxy chaos in Venezuela, and the alarming n…
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-Rob gleefully announces the Tennessee “crazy cat lady” gets her butt kicked in the special election, proving once again that common sense occasionally wins elections. -The Trump “Cabinet Super Friends” assembles, complete with narration straight out of the Justice League, to smite fraud, fentanyl, and foolishness. Today’s podcast is sponsored by :…
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-Rob roasts a “bat-guano crazy” Tennessee Democrat who hates country music, cops, and common sense — concluding she’s the human embodiment of “why Kamala lost in 2024.” -The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer, who calmly confirms that blowing up narco boats full of terrorists is, in fact, standard operating procedure — not a war c…
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-Rob skewers Democrats for caring more about optics than “drug-smuggling terrorists,” compares fentanyl boats to Zyklon B trains, and wonders whatever happened to John Wayne. -The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Michael Charbon, who trades jokes about Canadian winters, assisted suicide, and back bacon—plus a mutual agreement that liberals have lost …
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-Rob opens the hour breathing fire over Biden’s “Trojan horse invasion,” blaming Democrats for unleashing chaos, fentanyl, and unvetted Afghan imports. -Erin Van Natta from The Daily Caller, dives into Afghan refugee failures, Somali scams, and Tim Walz’s Minnesota mayhem. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirem…
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-Minnesota gets roasted for turning into “the meth-lab trailer park of the world,” as Rob unpacks the state’s Somali-based fraud scandals and Governor Tim Walz’s epic corruption. -Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns, schools the audience on Obama’s alleged coup, Biden’s border disaster, and why sedition might be trending again. Today’s podcast is …
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-Rob kicks off the week stewing over the “auto pen apocalypse,” but brightens up reminiscing about his legendary turkey noodle soup. -Retired Brigadier General Blaine Holt dials in on the Newsmax Hotline, dishing on Venezuela, Cuba, and senators who apparently inflate both their résumés and their egos. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD -…
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*Mary Walter in for Rob Carson today... -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer drops in on the Newsmax Hotline to dissect a possible terrorist attack, CIA misfires, and the mysterious art of “Afghan vetting" after the deadly DC attacks. -Later, regular Friday guest Tony Kinnett joins to debate rogue judges, the possibility of vigilante justice, and humorous acrony…
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-Rob tears into Somali welfare fraud, German migration chaos, and one DOJ “Karen” who thought livestreaming a federal raid was a bright idea — spoiler: it wasn’t. -Former Congressman Louie Gohmert joins on the Newsmax Hotline, blasting the DOJ’s “Stalin-style fishing trips” and joking he’s gotten more fake job offers than a LinkedIn bot. Today’s po…
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-Trump Derangement Syndrome goes clinical as psychotherapists get death threats—proving the diagnosis right faster than any lab test. -Jennifer Galardi joins on the Newsmax hotline, defending butter, bacon fat, and beef tallow like the Founding Mothers intended — and reminding us Cool Whip is chemical warfare. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRC…
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-Rob opens the show roasting the Turkey Pardon like it’s a Comedy Central special, insisting he absolutely refuses to call Gobble and Waddle “Chuck and Nancy.” -HUD Secretary Scott Turner joins on the Newsmax hotline, bringing updates on crime crackdowns, public-housing cleanup, and a federal hotline that actually answers the phone — a true Washing…
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-Terry Schilling, President of the American Principles Project, joins to torch CNN pundits who think Congress has a “duty to undermine the President.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! WEBROOT : Live a better digital life with Webroo…
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-John Solomon reveals Trump’s 4D chess move with Zoron Mondami, and Rob cheers, “Isn’t it amazing what happens when a president actually does what he says?” -Newsmax contributor Luke Ball and Rob tag-team a rant about Minneapolis Somali corruption, the southern border, and “meth lab trailer park politics,” concluding that Democrats have stuffed Ame…
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-Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert says 75% of his patients suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, which Rob diagnoses as “nuts, completely nuts.” -On the Newsmax Hotline, Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor, joins to shred the judge’s dismissal of cases involving James Comey and Letitia James, calling it “ridiculously unfair.” Today’s podcast is …
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-Rob Carson takes listeners on a “sense of wonder” field trip through Washington, D.C.—until he meets an inflatable unicorn protester. -Kaitlin Bennett joins via the Newsmax hotline, sparring with a “purple-haired lib” about butterfly migration and border walls. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings…
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-Legal fireworks erupt and Mike Davis torches “Democrat judges,” “lawfare,” and James Comey—basically a courtroom roast. -On the Newsmax hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt (Ret.) joins the fray, warning about “treason hiking,” “civil war vibes,” and why even George Soros should “lawyer up.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect…
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-Rob dives headfirst into the political firestorm of the “seditious six,” comparing their actions to Civil War precursors—then casually transitions to mocking politicians on TV. -He wraps the hour by roasting left-wing protesters, praising National Guard troops, and joking that California and New York should secede—“please, go make your own sociali…
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-Rob turns up the heat on the Clintons “dodging subpoenas” with a parody song so catchy you’ll be humming it all weekend. -Guest Christian Toto from "Hollywood in Toto" bravely reviews Disney’s Moana remake and wonders if late-night TV has officially flatlined. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at dis…
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-CIA whistleblower John Kiriakou and veteran Carl Higbie blast “seditious” members of Congress and remind listeners why you never play politics with the military. -Rob and Mary Walter team up for headline therapy—mocking socialist mayors, woke nonsense, “AI babies,” and anyone dumb enough to trust Jasmine Crockett. Today’s podcast is sponsored by :…
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-Karoline Leavitt’s clip hits the air; Rob insists Trump isn’t plotting executions, just calling out chaos—then riffs about what George Washington would do. -The show’s first live studio guest, Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal, joins mid‑chaos, explains how troops should take dubious orders to the JAG—not Twitter—and then swaps punch‑lines about Pl…
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-Rob compares Zoran Mamdani meeting Trump to a chihuahua yapping at a Great Dane—until the gate opens. -Free bus rides in NYC? Rob says it's powered by the “wish fairy bus money” and a truckload of economic delusion. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Quince.com/Newsm…
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-Rob roasts six Democrat lawmakers for posting what he calls the most public “insurrection attempt” in history, and nobody can even name one “illegal order” they’re warning about. -Rep. Kat Cammack blasts the six Democrat lawmakers who recorded a video urging military/intelligence members to “refuse illegal orders,” calling it embarrassing “garbage…
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-Rob loses patience with Jasmine Crockett’s Jeffrey Epstein defense, declaring the segment hazardous to your IQ. -Historian Victor Davis Hanson joins to discuss “words of war,” FBI incompetence, and America’s “civil war by proxy.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Qu…
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On the Newsmax hotline, national security analyst Brigitte Gabriel joins Rob to warn about Muslim Brotherhood infiltration, CAIR’s political machine, and those 42 newly elected Islamists while Rob dubs their voters “useful idiots.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Q…
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-Rob roasts an all-white pack of senators starring in a “cringe PSA” telling the CIA and military to ignore Trump, calling it the closest thing to begging for a coup on cable TV. -He dives into the Epstein file fight, mocking Democrats for suddenly loving transparency, and highlights a ghostwriter saying an accuser actually calls Trump her “hero,” …
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-Rob cheers Trump bringing in “another trillion” from Saudi Arabia, high-fiving the Crown Prince like a buddy at a tailgate party while ABC News gets roasted as “fake news” and “terrible reporters.” -Legal analyst Thane Rosenbaum pops in to talk Saudi Arabia, Iran, Hamas and New York’s new socialist mayor, while Rob insists the “anti-capitalist jus…
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-Eric Trump explains why socialism has already failed—companies are fleeing blue states faster than AOC can chase away Amazon. -Zoron Mondami’s big win? Rob says it’s less a revolution and more “a fart in a cat-5 hurricane." Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Quince.c…
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-Rob dares Congress to vote the Epstein files out in the open, roasts Jake Tapper, and insists Trump wants Dems on the record—no executive-order escape hatch. -He dives into the Thomas Crooks timeline, plays witness/analysis clips, and argues “lone wolf” is about as believable as a Secret Service drone flown by Barney Fife. -With Justine Murray on …
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-Trump calls for releasing all the Epstein documents, while Rob repeatedly reminds everyone that Democrats’ “bag of tricks is empty” and “feces is about to hit the fan.” -Guest Jennifer Gallardi of the Heritage Foundation joins to discuss over-prescribed psychoactive meds creating an angry Karens epidemic. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE :…
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-Rob takes calls, drops truth bombs, and chats with Tony Shaffer about blowing narco-boats out of the water. Also: collectors losing their minds over fingerprints on a penny. Yes, really. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Quince.com/Newsmax for FREE SHIPPING and 365 …
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-Marjorie Taylor Greene’s political rebranding sparks Rob’s full-scale meltdown as he wonders what planet she’s suddenly campaigning on. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Erika Donalds unloads on public school teachers unions, and the rot exposed during COVID— calling for strict spending controls, transparency, and real school choice. Today’s podcast is spo…
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-Operation Charlotte’s Web rolls into North Carolina, and Rob delights as MSNBC accidentally interviews people who agree with ICE doing its job. -Trump vows to unleash a billion-dollar legal smackdown on the BBC for mangling his January 6th remarks, while analysts panic-pivot live on air to avoid defamation lawsuits. -Doug Burns, former federal pro…
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-Rob connects the dots on campus chaos, alleging “grassroots” protests are actually super-charged by well-heeled nonprofits—and he’s got receipts. -Film critic Christian Toto hops on the Newsmax hotline to dissect Hollywood trends—and yes, Netflix’s fresh spin on Frankenstein gets a playful autopsy. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GET FRESH OLIVE…
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-Black lesbian Hyman (real name!) schools effeminate pol Scott Wiener on locker room safety after a trans assault – victimhood Jenga topples as DEI pyramid implodes live on air. -Guest Mary Walter joins via Newsmax hotline, cackling over dystopian Vegas housekeeping Olympics, dying baby names (RIP Karen & Gary), and paid Chicago agitators vanishing…
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-Rob opens the show celebrating the BBC’s dramatic apology to Trump—complete with over-the-top retraction language that sounds like a hostage video. -Tony Kinnett joins via the Newsmax Hotline, delivering rapid-fire commentary on Democrat chaos, Seattle socialism, SNAP fraud, Berkeley riots, and why zucchini is the true victim of urban food deserts…
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