Top of the top! Mal was outside this weekend, and tells his story of why that is such a rare occurrence. Lebron James wanted SMOKE over his legacy - and we discuss whether he was in the right or not, as well as what our boundaries are when it comes to critiques of our loved ones. Doechii went on ‘Hot Ones’ with her DJ and caused quite a stir with o…

This week has been super busy, and the gang has been outside! We quickly run through their week’s activities (sort of) and then get into Casey Anthony and her attempted OJ-esque rebrand (19:00) . Rappers are turning into actors at an alarming rate, so of course we have to give our top 5 of the greatest to touch both a pen and the big screen (29:10)…

On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by Seattle Storm Guard Lexie Brown. Rory and Mal get Lexie's take on growing up with parents bumpin' Christian music, if she's really feelin' Gelo's song "Tweaker", and promise to hit up the Backstreet Boys residency in Las Vegas #volume See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in…

Fresh off the epic Rory vs Demaris Pusha T Bars Battle, we get back on the mic to crown an official winner. Tank Davis and Lamont Roach fought to a draw Saturday Night in Brooklyn which got us thinking about the times we've gotten hit in the face. Mal tells us the story behind the nickname "Space Cakes", and about the time he told Halle Berry he'd …

It's never a bad idea to bring a Twitter debate onto the pod. We discuss if $30 for lunch on Valentine's Day is "low effort". The Stud Steppers dance dedicated to Brittney Griner has resurfaced on social media, and it has Rory remembering when King Bach went full SJW on YouTube. Plus, what would Demaris do (or won't do) to get Mal out of a Russian …

On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by former Oakland Raider, New York Giant, and NFL Pro Bowler, Darren Waller. Rory and Mal get Darren's take on the ATL club scene during his time at Georgia Tech, what makes Ludacris underrated, college athletes receiving NIL deals, his top 5 tight ends of all-time, and the launc…

Today is a good day. Demaris dropped an egg, and J. Cole dropped new bars (11:33). Freddie Gibbs also dropped a not-so-cryptic message about Cole’s latest song, and we discuss what a battle between the two would look like (27:52). Rolling Stone is playing with our emotions, making a list of Worst Songs On Classic Albums, but we love a list so of co…

TGIF! I know you guys are as happy to hear from us as New Edition was at their latest meet and greet. But no one on earth is happier than A$AP Rocky, who got to go home to Rihanna and the rest of his family after winning his recent trial (14:22). Now that he's safe we can finally laugh at the crazy circumstances. Megan Thee Stallion has released he…

On the first episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by former All-Pro NFL star turned rapper Adam "Pacman" Jones (4:15). Rory and Mal get Pacman's take on who's the King of ATL Hip Hop (15:39), and who his favorite (and least favorite artist) is (19:55). Plus, Pacman tells a hilarious story about a night he had in Philadelphi…

A $exy Pod 4 U. We’re back after a dry Valentine’s weekend, full of pain and disappointment (1:45). The guys do a quick recap of All-Star weekend (spoiler alert: it was dirt and it’s not all Gelo’s fault). Luckily, we had some new music to keep us entertained. First, Drake and PND owe us residuals - our text messages are in full display in the lyri…

Happy Valentine’s Day! While the guys have nothing planned (1:00), Baby D is ready to live up to her “Damp February” (4:00), Mal picks a winner from 2 contestants in our Valentine’s Day Voicemail competition (33:20), Rory has flashbacks to Summer 2009 when survived Newark chlamydia while mourning Michael Jackson’s death in a Harlem Red Lobster. Plu…

Happy Monday! There’s a new Patreon episode out for the Supervisor tier featuring an entirely un-sober cast! Click here to watch: https://www.patreon.com/posts/blue-oyster-more-121896043?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link . In this episode, Rory gives us a quick overview of his weekend…

'WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?' x Rory feat. LEON THOMAS is available NOW https://orcd.co/rorywaya There's too much going on right now in Hip-Hop. First, DJ Khaled had a monkey wrench thrown in his album release just from one sarcastic comment from Drake on Instagram. Do you believe this album is getting back again? Cause we do (09:21). Our favorite urban ou…

Rory has a challenge for Demaris and Mal- write a few bars to go on the tail end of his single releasing this week. We’ll see if they’re up to the challenge. His daughter's birthday party was this weekend (08:23), and we get a quick recap of the debauchery before going into our Grammys coverage (24:11). We cover AP’s disrespect of Babyface (41:40) …

Rory’s new album is coming guys! He gives us an update on the timing of the first single. A friend of the show was caught in a crazy scam, and Rory tells the funny story of when he met her (4:00). BTW, what doppelgangers do you think the staff have (10:42)? In our convo about who looks like who, Mal shares fears of discovering a child he never knew…

Bruno Mars has to have stolen one of Rory’s women before. There’s no way this vitriol is unwarranted. Now that Demaris is back, Rory can dance with glee at Bruno’s attempted West Coast culture vulture venture, with the missed mark that was ‘Fat, Juicy, and Wet’ (2:30). Instead of blasting that over the weekend, Rory went on our Discord and played h…

First off, Baby D is out due to a family emergency. Please send nothing but love and prayers her way. But, let’s get into it. Fires are still burning through Southern California, and the city of Los Angeles wants to make sure their firefighters are appreciated by treating them to the soothing vocals of John Legend (2:23). To make matters worse, the…

Rory is still terrifying the hoes, but this time they scared him back when they informed him of his ‘Unc’ status (2:09). Somehow, this leads us to learn an unfortunate fact about Mal - he’s cool with kissing his play cousin as long as she's bad enough, and totally okay with Rory fucking after his funeral (26:08). But let’s get to it - Dave Chappell…

TGIF. Tiktok’s done, Elon ruined Twitter for everyone but Meek, and Rory found out some tough news about his queen (1:32). Then, we are informed mid recording that Gelo has heard what we have to say about his record (20:37). Eventually, we do have to speak about Drake’s official lawsuit and our feelings about what it’s doing to hip-hop (28:30). Spo…

Make sure you guys subscribe to the patreon to hear us attempt to out rizz each other. Mal is on the last day of his juice cleanse, so he’s been hungry and on X Spaces antagonizing the listeners (2:51). Speaking of antagonizing, Cam’ron is back from hiatus, and goes off on Jim Jones (21:16). Mal and Rory are torn on who is right in this beef. Li’An…

If Mal does nothing else, he’s going to catch a stray bar in a rap song. A west coast rapper has dissed our boy on a song intended as a response to Joey Bada$$, so we call our good friend Reason to have a conversation on why the West Coast won’t just take their win in peace. In the lane of more negativity, Harlem is at odds with each other… again (…

We’re back, fresh off of public transportation because who the f&!# is paying NYC congestion pricing?! In this economy?! After Rory gives us a brief recap of going out to twirl his cane for his frat’s founders day, we get into the controversy that’s been running the internet all weekend - Joy Taylor, Skip Bayless, and the lawsuit against FS1 (14:14…

First episode of the two-five! Mal starts off with hate so as you can see, nothing has changed. Speaking of hate, we accidentally pulled a Katt Williams and popped the year off with beef and controversy, with Elliott Wilson getting Cam and Mase to respond to his hate rant on our last episode (9:05). Mal and Rory stand 10 toes down on media personal…

Happy Last Day of 2024!! For the new year, Rory got botox, Mal’s considering a good beard dye, and Demaris is insisting upon catching new bodies come hell or high water. Christmas has passed, & Mal is actively avoiding accountability for his very wrong take on Beyonce’s halftime viewership, which also begets the question - why are people so determi…

Merry Christmas Eve (and what’s up to all the other holidays, we’re inclusive over here). This is our last episode together before we split up for the holidays, and run home to visit old flings from high school to judge for how they fell off (2:32). The team has come together to discuss their year end lists, mainly because they absolutely refuse to…

Happy Friday Gang! The crew is fresh off a week of bonding outings, going crazy at Madison Square Garden and the french restaurants. Julian and Demaris give a recap of their date at the J. Cole concert, including posing a question to the room of which of the big 3 have the finest female fans. Rory and the crew are insistent on claiming Cole as a NY…

Thanks to our sponsors: Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/RORYMAL! Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling today. We’re back! Over the weekend Rory & Mal had their show in NYC, packed out with listeners and supporters… and some bold haters too. Mal & Rory share a moment they had during meet and greet that test…

Happy Friday Gang! Rory insists on giving us an update on his sickness (and in addition, how his Karma is Beautiful), and the rest of us try to rationalize why Julian insists on going to a barber that hates him (2:33). This leads to a conversation on what names we would have if we race swapped, causing Rory to remember how he was endangered the oth…

Happy Monday! We’re back in full force… well, some of us. Two of us are one bad pothole away from a horrific accident. Rory starts with a storytime about his weekend solo parenting (3:18), and then we get into the newest allegations (20:28). TW: S3xual Assault. Jay-Z has been accused of SA’ing a 13 year old girl in 2000 alongside Diddy. We address …

Happy Friday Gang! The Apple Replays have dropped and the NRM team talks about what their lists are looking like (1:40). Soon after, they give honest opinions on the United Healthcare CEO that was killed in broad daylight in NYC, and what morning routine they would have before committing the same crime (14:00). Charlamagne had some comments about p…

Happy Tuesday Gang! We're back from Thanksgiving break. After a quick recap about how Rory destroyed his skin barrier and Mal took a serious loss, we recap what we missed during our time off. Kai Cenat concluded his Mafiathon stream and we discuss some of the highlights, including Druski being mean to children, and Kai being pranked by a magician (…

I hope you all enjoyed your holiday! We are on break, but we've decided to give you guys a previously Patreon-exclusive episode in the meantime. Today is a special day. Today is the day the tables turn. Mal loses his cool and leans completely into his fanhood. The stars of his favorite show of all time ‘How To Make It In America’ come in to chat ab…

MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD. Have yall heard the album yet? We have. After a quick recap about the Atlanta show, the guys get into their review of the new Kendrick Lamar project ‘GNX’ (07:54). They also discuss whether there’s another album coming, why we think Baby Keem isnt on the album, as well as whether Lil Wayne should respond or not. In …

A gang of chill guys (and girl) just podding. YKTV. The spirit of the latest meme has infected the team, and they are all delusionally convinced that they are the chillest on the team (1:23). Speaking of chill guys, did you know that the cool guys with 5 inches are now in (9:38)? Anywho, Jay Leno has found himself in quite a predicament, and the gu…

Gang is all back in town! After a long vacation filled with barefoot R&B synths and TMZ interviews, Rory is finally back at work. The team briefly catches up with him, before getting into a debate about the historic (snore, snore) fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson (6:12). They have some conversation regarding content creating and Netflix's nex…

The minorities are back in charge! The gingerbread man is out of town on business so the YN’s (and an ON) are holding it down. Starting off with some light banter, after trying to defend Clay (from himself, per usual) and figuring out who is really in danger of these insane monkeys in the Carolinas, Julian poses a question to the room - which perso…

After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn their lives around (4:26). Rory reminisces on his school days, both of being greek in college and being inappropriate in grade school (21:57). This leads to a conversation about gangs and the women who join…

Everybody alright? Okay, let’s get to it (2:09). The team is back after the election to give their thoughts on where they think the democratic party went wrong with the presidential race. While the rest of the world focused on the election, Kai Cenat is on 24 hour streaming duty with Mafiathon, and has been hitting headlines because of some controv…

Welcome to November! The gang is back after an eventful halloween weekend! They catch up with each other (2:20), and gain some clarity on some tweets made over that time frame by a crew member (12:35). This leads to a convo about the clutch time thinking of a man when told to go to the store to get condoms during an intimate moment (14:19), before …

Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on the docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for o…

We’re back! Happy Tuesday! We start this episode by giving some flowers to legendary DJ Clarke Kent (1:43). Rory immediately goes from love to smoke, addressing journalist Toure’s comment towards Mal, while calling him out on some allegations (6:19). Tyler The Creator has dropped his latest project, and the guys give their review off their first li…

Happy Friday Gang! Rory is back and complaining as usual, this time about how Demaris managed to out ‘Karen’ him… if that’s even possible (01:14). After a heated debate about whats too far when sending your friend to the deli on an errand, they briefly discuss Bronny’s moment with his dad and before giving Tommy Richman his (well-deserved) lashings…

Happy Tuesday, gang! The team hasn't seen each other in a while because of tour so we come in, catch up, and get to the sh*ts! While Rory & Mal were holding down the fort in the 6, and Julian was in the Carolinas trying to asses the damage done by his GOAT (15:40), Demaris was in New York at an event called 'Bottle Wars', causing the team to pass w…

Big Friday tings! The guys recently discovered that Angel Reese has a podcast, and recently hosted an episode with model Kayla Nicole that went viral when Kayla explained why dressing up as Teyana Taylor was her most embarrassing moment (2:16). Meanwhile, Mal is having a hard time understanding why women allegedly don't take accountability for bein…

Happy Tuesday Gang! The crew is back after. Long weekend of nothing. We start with some light banter, and then discuss an interesting theory Rory has about the last few releases from the Big 3 not being on DSP's, and how that will affect how artists release music moving forward (09:58). On another side of twitter, Russ got into a war with the journ…

Happy Friday guys. Without much do, we get right into conversation that has taken over the culture - J. Cole's song 'Port Antonio' that addresses his feelings on the rap beef and his place in (and outside of) it. The conversation gets heated as the cast cant seem to reach an agreement on Cole's drop and the future of his career, as well as why he s…

Happy Tuesday Gang! The whole team is back from a busy weekend, and getting back into the swing of things. We start off recapping our discord live chat that we had with our patreon members, and the advice we gave to one of our own (4:00). Mal actually left the house this weekend, so we get a movie review and his side of the story of how he spent a …

We have a bit of a morbid rolling start. Julian saved a woman’s life which led to other near deleted experiences. We hard transition into Jaguar Wright’s appearance on Piers Morgan (10:15). We speculate over her claims about Jay-Z and his alleged involvement with the Diddy camp and beyond. Does Jaguar have credibility? And should she be allowed on …

Happy Tuesday! Demaris is back, healthy, and ready to get in the guys’ a** about the way they spoke on women behind her back. After posing a question to Mal and getting into a heavy back and forth (we do start yelling, so FF if needed), we do a palate cleanse - Beyonce’s latest Levis ad on a (respectful) loop (30:15). A bunch of new music has been …

It’s just the guys today. Demaris steered clear of the microphone after the Cardi B news. Before we get to that, Rory presses Mal about not having a Roc chain after going to a show at S.O.B.’s (1:46). Meanwhile, the United Nations assembly is taking over NYC and Mayor Adams is seemingly on his way out following his indictment (11:54). Perhaps this …