Podcast di God Awful Movies

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Crossfire, a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right. --- You can find tickets for our live show in NYC on 12/17 at this link. Or you can see us live in Manchester at QED by following…

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of My Son Hunter, the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Cle…

This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth, the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Athei…

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of The Trial, a courtroom drama so uninspired and generic they just called it The Trial. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat,…

Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Secret. It's based on the book of the same name, and it's about the secret of the universe. No it's not. --- Check out more from Marsh on the Be Reasonable podcast, or follow him on Twitter (@MrMMarsh). --- If you're interested in attending the best skeptical conference ever, go here: https://…

The legendary Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance joins us for an atheist review of In Search of Dudley Dumpling. It's a children's puppet movie about kidnapping, race wars, and Christianity. --- Check out more from Cecil on the Cognitive Dissonance podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us …

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip, the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please…

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Dying to be Heard, the story of Christians pretending to be an abortion clinic so they can trick desperate women into sitting through their Jesus pitch. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfu…

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Prince of Egypt, and prove that no amount of all-star cast can make up for the source material the Bible gives movie makers to work with. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our…

This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us for an atheist review of Late One Night, the story of what Dave Christiano had to offer the filmmaking world before mom made him bring his brother along. -- Hear more from Jessica on the Friendly Atheist podcast: https://friendlyatheistpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly …

This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Taken by Grace, the story of a road trip between a holier than thou Christian couple and a noisy eater. At gunpoint. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Sc…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Shark, and we tell you all about the secret shark-based story of the Bible that they don't want you hearing about. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreo…

This week, @Eve_WasFramed joins us to talk about a cartoon that's almost as inappropriate for children as the Bible it was based on. --- Check out more from Eve on her TikTok channel. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Knowing; a film that asks "what if angels are aliens and the protagonist never mattered?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics w…

This week, Moishe joins us to talk about the very worst selection in the James Bond franchise. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music i…

This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Mayflower II, the story of a group of plucky Christians taking their ball and going home. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out our othe…

This week, Genetically Modified Skeptic joins us for an atheist review of In Gramps' Shoes, the story of Donald James Parker paying a bunch of people to tell him how young he looks and how impressive his athletic skills are. --- Check out Drew's YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG1uayRlzz3ahT8ISRdyw7Q If you’d like to make a p…

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of Mountain Top, the story of a lawyer turned pastor turned lawyer helping a man with dementia convince himself to always do what the voices in his head tell him to do. Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get …

This week, the guys hit the stage for the first time in years for an atheist review of Journey to Hell, the story of a genocidal maniac burning in the eternal fires of hell and the movie expecting us to feel sorry for him or something. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: h…

This week, Maggie Mae Fish joins us for a review of Rigged ... and yes, there's more to the title, but I fear social media sites will ding people who try to share this episode if I spell it out. Suffice to say it was first screened at Mar-a-Lago, so I think you can guess what the movie is saying was "rigged." --- Hear more from Maggie on her YouTub…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Father Stu, the story of a guy who never had anything particularly interesting happen to him, decided to become a priest, then died. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other sho…

This week, we watch old people eat. --- Get tickets for our live show in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Ath…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redemption Way, the story of a Christian woman being horribly inconvenienced by the impending death of her irreligious friend. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other …

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for Eat the Sun, a documentary that asks if people really need to eat food and avoid staring directly into the sun. Because there's no question with an obvious enough answer when you're a nutter. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http…

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Buying Time, the story of cars revving their engines, mostly. Also some heavy handed Jesus stuff and the occasional random GOP talking point. --- Get tickets to see us in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of !Hero: The Rock Opera, that asks the oft asked question "What if the Jesus myth happened in modern day America?" and answers it with all the uninspired gimmicks we've come to expect. But way more rap. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please…

This week, guest masochist Emma Thorne joins us for an atheist review of the 1978 film The Chosen. It's the story of Kirk Douglas's wang flopping around and all the stuff on either side of that sort of fades from memory. --- Check out more of Emma's stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/c/EmmaThorneVideos --- If you’d like to make a per episode donat…

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli and Heath for a skeptical review of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic cloning philosophy action thriller The 6th Day. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skep…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of the flat-earth documentary Level, the story of what the people who aren't thinking are thinking. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://p…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redeeming Love, the story of a woman being traumatized for two hours while some Christian guy keeps forgiving her for being the victim of crimes. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please…

This week, Cecil joins us to roast review the third and final installment of the Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy. You MUST be wondering how bad the kompromat is that we're using to blackmail him into doing ALL THREE of these movies. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://…

This week, Cecil joins us for a movie that asks "what if all the bosses went on strike?", and then, upon realizing that it would be awesome literally no matter how you measure it, added "...and set all their stuff on fire on the way out?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon…

This week, we step away from religious cinema, but not away from nonsensical fantasies that can only perpetuate themselves through cultish reinforcement and a willing suspension of logic. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other s…

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of American Underdog, the story of American football legend Kurt Warner before he was a legend -- or, in fact, did any interesting thing whatsoever. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Prayer Never Fails, the story of ... prayer repeatedly failing. Both on screen and off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepti…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Grace of God, the story of a thirty grand being stolen from a church, and the congregation's desperate attempt not to figure out who did it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check …

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Vindication, episode 2. In this Pureflix original drama, Detective Travis spends most of his time barking up the wrong tree and then solves the case with the same kind of blind happenstance we associate with Inspector Gadget. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus …

This week, we get a bit of bonus "tacular" with an atheist review of A Karate Christmas Miracle, the story of ... actually, I have no idea. We spend an hour and forty-five minutes trying to sort that out in the review and never quite get there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on P…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of An American Carol, the story of the least talented third of Abrams, Zucker, and Zucker winning a shower argument with his liberal niece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other…

This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us for another foray into the animated insanity of the Happy Science Cult. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citat…

This week, the guys team up for a review of Demolition Man, a movie that doesn't really hit the "god" or "awful" part of our title. Because apparently this is what Heath and Eli really wanted for Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Ch…

This week it's a Hanukah-tacular (and our third sports movie in a row) with special guest Rachel Wax. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme …

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Favorite, the story of a guy writing a script immediately after getting a traumatic brain injury and nobody having the heart to tell him to maybe give it two months and try again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on …

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of Hoovey, the story of careless parents endangering their child for no discernable reason, and then selling that negligence as a feel good story. --- Learn all about Vulgarity for Charity here: https://scathingatheist.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly …

This week, Anna joins us for an atheist review of Newsboys: Under the Bigtop, the story of a bunch of Christian music artists trying to guess what an acid trip is like. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing …

This week, Michael Marshall joins the guys for an atheist review of Finding Jesus, the story of stagnant fish with frozen expressions say increasingly disturbing Jesus words at you until the credits. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out…

This week, Cara joins the guys for an atheist review of Bless the Child, the story of how in 2001 it was apparently okay to still use "autism as Satan powers" in your movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scat…

This week, the gang goes on a field trip to check out The Eyes of Tammy Faye. And, more importantly, they watch Christian audiences slowly realize that this isn't a Pureflix movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, T…

This week, the gang returns for an atheist review of God's Not Dead: We the People, the story of David AR White running out of things to even be imaginarily persecuted by. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathi…