Burn your backpacks! Just kidding, don’t do that. Go play Indian Jones and the Great Circle instead! Luigi has been arrested - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/luigi-mangione-healthcare-ceo-shooting-what-we-know/ People are really mad at Matt's favourite bag company - https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/05/nyregion/peak-design-backpack-brian-thompson-shoot…

Our meme-coin isn't a scam, but only because we're not smart enough to know how you would make one a scam. This week we discuss the Hawk Tuah girl's coin, the murder of the health insurance CEO in New York, Johnny Depp impersonators, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, Xbox Year in Review, The Keep, There's Something in the Barn and much much more!…

We’re thankful for you, listener! We’re also thankful for Red Dwarf, Quantum Break, Thanksgiving (the movie), Blood Rage, Kristy, The Rock and more! There was another Red Dwarf remake... - https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/13444168.Dick_Bush The Rock is wearing a muscle suit in the live action Moana movie - https://www.darkhorizons.com/johnson-…

When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightening or rain? How about in Streamyard on Saturday morning? And what shall we three discuss? The Rock pissing in bottles? Pets pissing on your Switch? Alan Wake 2? Quantum Break? Control? Stalker 2? Silo? From? Yes to all those things and more!!! Stalker 2 came out - https://www.vg247.com/stalker-2-d…

The fight of the… week? Dan and Luke discuss Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Raygun, Wicked, North Korean soldiers, Chloe Moretz, Firewatch, Baldurs Gate, Cult of the Lamb and more! Raygun is retiring - https://www.npr.org/2024/11/07/nx-s1-5182777/raygun-retiring-olympics-breakdancer-australia-breaking Wicked toys accidentally link to adult website - http…

Good thing nothing happened in the world this week and we can just focus on fun topics like Alan Wake 2, Fallout Season 2 starring Macauley Culkin, the Mass Effect TV series, Sega and much more! Fallout Season Two will star Macaulay Culkin - https://www.vg247.com/fallout-season-two-reportedly-star-macaulay-culkin-as-crazy-genius-type-character Mass…

Show Matt the Champion of Light, and he’ll show you the Herald of Darkness! Dan and Matt discuss Alan Wake 2, The Old Gods of Asgard, Don’t Move, Joker 2, Tarantino, classic monster movies, Cult of the Lamb, Killer Frequency, The Phantom Menace and more! • Qui-gon was Obi-wan was Qui-gon - https://www.darkhorizons.com/phantom-menace-cut-a-major-twi…

Luke and Dan were at PAX, Matt was not. This is their story. They also weigh in on Alien: Romulus, Disco Elysium, Skyrim, Joker 2, and more! There are three teams of former Disco Elysium devs working on games - https://kotaku.com/disco-elysium-sequel-rpg-canceled-xxx-nightshade-1851670948 There's a mod that turns Skyrim into WW2 - https://www.pcgam…

Graham is back with Ancient Apocalypse Season Two and Matt is there for it! So much so that Luke is a little concerned. We also talk PAX Aus, Steam, piracy, Astarion dolls, The Excavation of Hobbs Barrow, horse armour, Alien: Romulus and more! Steam now clarifies that you're buying a license, not the product - https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/10…

Welcome to the future! It’s creepy, invasive and you have no secrets. AND you have no flying car. Ripped off. This week we talk Baldurs Gate 3 mods, is Xbox losing the console wars?, Starfield Shattered Space, Silent Hill 2 remake, some Watch Dogs glasses and California’s new law that’s forcing companies to admit that you don’t own things. Oh and m…

Can a marriage survive so many secrets? You’ll have to listen to find out! We also talk AI, Apple, piracy, Assassins Creed: Shadows, Star Wars: Outlaws, Alan Wake 2, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil and much more! Company fined $193,000 for selling untested AI Lawyer - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/09/sta…

Our old friend Graham Hancock is back, and he’s brought backup! We discuss Moviepass, Jonathan Majors, Cards Against Humanity vs Elon Musk, Mushrooms, Slow Horses and more! Ancient Apocalypse returns... with special guest! - https://movieweb.com/ancient-apocalypse-season-2-keanu-reeves/ MoviePass ex-ceo pleads guilty to fraud - https://www.darkhori…

Dan’s been watching another trilogy! We’ve got some PS5 Pro news, Remedy + Annapurna Interactive news, Star Wars news, sexy Nintendo news, and more! PS5 Pro - https://kotaku.com/ps5-pro-build-pc-graphics-card-price-digital-foundry-1851648164 Annapurna Interactive staff all resigned - https://kotaku.com/annapurna-interactive-stray-alan-wake-tv-contr…

Something is missing this week, can you guess what it is? You’ll have to because we didn’t point it out. We did discuss Alien: Romulus, Borderlands, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Minecraft, Joker 2, Dr Disrespect and more! Apparently Joker 2 is bad - https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/joker-folie-a-deux-review-joaquin-phoenix-lady-gaga-123504319…

The wait is over: Borderlands is available to watch at home, from sources legitimate and nefarious depending on your preferred flavour. We also talk the retro de-make of Kings Quest 6, Control 2 and potential TV and Movie stuff based on Alan Wake and other Remedy properties, Longlegs, Mr Robot and more! Borderlands is streaming already - https://ww…

Lots of movie talk this week! We discuss Alien:Covenant, Gladiator 2, Borderlands, The Crow and more! We still managed to sneak in a chat about Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and some other gaming stuff too. Megalopolis fake quotes - https://www.darkhorizons.com/megalopolis-trailer-pulled-over-fake-quotes/ The Crow sucks - https://www.darkhoriz…

We’re back and we’ve all seen Maxxxine now! We also talk Mr Robot, NIN vs Tron, Uwe Boll, Borderlands and more! NIN doing Tron Ares score - https://www.darkhorizons.com/nine-inch-nails-to-do-tron-ares-score/ Even Uwe thinks Borderlands sucks - https://www.vg247.com/alone-in-the-dark-bloodrayne-director-uwe-boll-trashes-borderlands-movie Deadpool vs…

We all saw a movie! We talk Deadpool & Wolverine, Maxxxine, Borderlands, Mr Robot, Half-Life 3 and more! Deadpool cameos - https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/deadpool-and-wolverine-writers-rhett-reese-paul-wernick-cameos-leak-1235034171/ Borderlands bad - https://www.darkhorizons.com/borderlands-scores-rare-0-in-reviews/ Borderlands was …

Marvel is making headlines once again, but not in a way we expected! What movie prop would you spend $175,000 on? The Rock doesn’t rock - https://radaronline.com/p/pentagon-demands-dwayne-johnson-return-5m-sponsorship-deal/ RDJ is back - https://www.vg247.com/marvel-bringing-back-robert-downey-jr-for-avengers-5-as-doctor-doom Jonathan Majors wants …

We’ve got a lot of Britain-centric news this week, with a stop-over in Italy and as always we start and end in Australia. We talk Fallout: London, James Bond, Inside No. 9, Tachyon Dreams and much more! Fallout: London - https://www.vg247.com/fallout-london-mod-releases If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little…

This week there’s lots to be upset about! Tenacious D is over, Halo is over, The Acolyte is over (for now) and everybody is overjoyed to hear that Dan is back. Tenacious D - https://au.news.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jack-black-cancels-tenacious-d-124504819.html Halo Cancelled - https://kotaku.com/halo-tv-show-paramount-canceled-season-3-xbox-1851599347 “…

Alec Baldwin is off the hook, thanks to some serious screw ups by the prosecution! We perform an in-depth analysis of the two hours of court room footage Matt watched on the treadmill today. Are we lawyers? No. Are we going to let that stop us? Also no. We also talk some more about The Acolyte, Dragon Age, Elden Ring’s DLC, Still Wakes The Deep, Ne…

We need to apologise. This week we watched The Acolyte and let’s just say we may have learned a thing or two. We also discuss the latest drama surrounding Dr Disrespect, Logan Paul and Julian Assange. It’s a dramatic week! If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get t…

People are turning against their favourite shows and franchises! We talk The Boys, The Acolyte, The Alan Wake and the other stuff. The Boys fans aren’t into this season - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-boys-audience-scores-plummet/ The Acolyte backlash thickens - https://www.darkhorizons.com/acolyte-backlash-gets-its-own-backlash/ Alan Wake 2 has…

There were a tonne of Xbox related announcements and you’d think that would make Luke happy. So what’s the problem? You’ll have to listen to find out! We also discuss Alan Wake again in case you’re not bored of hearing about it, The Boys, Star Wars (ugh) and we’ve got some Graham Hancock news! Xbox Showcase - https://kotaku.com/xbox-games-showcase-…

Luke’s starting a coin collection and he’s looking to make the rest of us jealous! We discuss our excitement for the upcoming Xbox showcase, the new Civ game, Alan Wake 1 and 2, The Mad Max game, Furiosa, Civil War, a bit of Buffy and much more! Civ 7 is coming - https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/06/leaked-logo-points-to-imminent-civilization-vii…

Luke is single handedly keeping the Xbox 360 alive! This week we discuss Alan Wake, GTA 6, Madonna, Trump, Driverless Racing, Furiosa and a lot more! Take Two CEO gives bizarre answer when asked about GTA 6 - https://kotaku.com/take-two-t2-ceo-zelnick-gta-6-rockstar-pc-port-xbox-ps5-1851512434 Man suing Madonna for being too sexy - https://www.foxn…

Belle Delphine’s money went down the drain - https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916 ScarJo says Open AI stole her voice - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/openai-scarlett-johansson-voice-1235006926/ They say that’s not true - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/scarlett-johansson-respond…

Assassin’s Creed: Shadows - https://www.vg247.com/assassins-creed-shadows-reveal-trailer-watch-here AC:S will be the size of AC:Origins - https://www.vg247.com/creative-director-confirms-assassins-creed-shadows-will-be-roughly-the-same-size-as-origins AC:S will launch on Mac day one - https://9to5mac.com/2024/05/16/mac-gaming-lands-win-with-assassi…

Apple announces new iPads but people are upset by the ad - https://kotaku.com/apple-ipad-pro-hydraulic-press-crush-commercial-ad-1851463729 Apple apologises - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/apple-apologizes-for-ad-that-crushes-the-sum-total-of-human-artistic-endeavor/ Microsoft shutters a bunch of studios - https://www.darkhorizons.com/mic…

Armed and Gelatinous is out now, go get it! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOYG4Hqo_Q Starfield is getting more fun - https://kotaku.com/starfield-update-1-11-33-new-maps-60-fps-xbox-series-x-1851449026 Fallout 4 is next-gen - https://kotaku.com/fallout-4-ps5-ps-plus-steam-mods-game-pass-bugs-1851438302 And they’re trying to rush out a new game…

Fallout renewed for season two - https://www.darkhorizons.com/amazons-fallout-renewed-for-season-2/ Woman buys 4,000 useless copies of Alan Wake - https://kotaku.com/alan-wake-4-000-copies-worthless-don-t-work-ebay-1851413432 Atlantis isn’t real - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DL1_EMIw6w If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patr…

Zack wants to Snyder Cut Suckerpunch - https://www.vg247.com/snyder-cut-2-the-justice-league-director-thinks-he-can-fix-his-widely-panned-sucker-punch If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if you want more show the…

Digital only Xbox leaked - https://kotaku.com/microsoft-xbox-series-x-leak-white-all-digital-1851371439 Embracer sells Gearbox for half price - https://kotaku.com/gearbox-software-embracer-sale-borderlands-homeworld-1851371254 Dune: Awakening will not have a dick slider - https://kotaku.com/dune-mmo-awakening-conan-exiles-dong-penis-size-slider-185…

Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be the new Bond - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/27/chops-talent-and-charisma-pierce-brosnan-backs-aaron-taylor-johnson-as-james-bond Margot Robbie to produce The Sims adaptation - https://www.ign.com/articles/the-sims-movie-in-the-pipe-from-loki-director-margot-robbies-company-to-produce The Acolyte trailer - …

Scarlet Johansson might be the mum - https://www.vg247.com/scarlett-johansson-offered-lead-role-next-jurassic-world-movie?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Sharon Stone told to sleep with co-star - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/12/sharon-stone-names-producer-who-told-her-to-sleep-with-co-star Co-star says "she wanted it b…

More missions, more impossible - https://www.darkhorizons.com/filming-resumes-on-mission-impossible-8/ Rust armourer found guilty - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/rust-armorer-hannah-gutierrez-reed-guilty-involuntary-manslaughter-1234956038/ Dune Messiah is likely - https://www.darkhorizons.com/legendary-keen-on-a-third-dune/ Dune: Aw…

Remedy buys back the rights to Control - https://www.gamesindustry.biz/remedy-buys-all-control-rights-back-from-505-games-for-17m#:~:text=Remedy%20has%20reacquired%20the%20rights,operative%20spin%2Doff%20game%20Condor. Mary Poppins gets a new rating - https://www.darkhorizons.com/mary-poppins-gets-a-new-uk-rating/ Raimi Spider-man 4? - https://www.…

Za/Um lays off everyone - https://videogames.si.com/news/disco-elysium-dev-zaum-layoffs-last-writer-speaks-out Bored-er Lands trailer - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-trailer-borderlands/ Gareth Edwards to direct the next Jurrassic World - https://www.darkhorizons.com/gareth-edwards-to-direct-new-jurassic-world/ Bluey tops the charts - https://…

Sure it sounds weird but I guess you gotta smoke something, right? Gina Carano is suing - https://www.darkhorizons.com/carano-sues-over-mandalorian-firing/ Coyote vs Acme is dead (again) - https://www.darkhorizons.com/coyote-vs-acme-is-dead-again/ Joe Rogan is back on Apple Podcasts - https://www.macrumors.com/2024/02/09/joe-rogan-experience-apple-…

I promise I’m not dead! Floridas Joker no longing going to sue rockstar - https://www.ign.com/articles/florida-joker-says-hes-not-suing-rockstar-over-gta-6-anymore-but-does-want-to-be-paid-to-voice-the-character New category added to Oscars - https://variety.com/2024/film/awards/oscars-new-best-casting-category-1235902419/ There will be no Ayer cut…

Matt needs to walk back some things he said in our last episode and Dan isn’t happy about it. Starfield is trash (says Walmart) - https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/one-mans-trash-is-another-mans-treasure-walmart-will-reportedly-throw-out-physical-copies-of-starfield-if-no-one-buys-the-disks-for-3-cents Silent Hill 2 Remake gameplay footage - ht…

12,000 years from now people might be arguing over whether we existed. Wouldn’t that be neat? I hope we end up on Netflix. The Mac is 40 - https://www.vg247.com/microsoft-lays-of-1900-staff-from-its-video-game-division?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Steve Jobs was elusive - https://9to5mac.com/2024/01/24/not-taking-a-photo-of-stev…

You don't own this podcast The Great Circle - https://www.darkhorizons.com/indiana-jones-the-great-circle-game-trailer/ Ubisoft owns your games - https://kotaku.com/ubisoft-prince-of-persia-the-lost-crown-subscription-1851167602 Disney Presents: Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu: The Movie - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/the-manda…

Luke lets us all down this week, but hopefully we can make it up to you. Oppenheimer wins big - https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/oppenheimer-wins-best-picture-drama-golden-globes-1234939750/https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/christopher-nolan-wins-golden-globe-best-director-oppenheimer-1234940940/ https://www.indiewire.com/awards/resu…

If you want to annoy Luke you’ll have to dress up as Kristin Stewart, or maybe Logan Paul. Jason Momoa annoys Amber Heard - https://www.businessinsider.com/amber-heard-accused-jason-momoa-cosplaying-johnny-depp-variety-2023-10 Kanye’s wife isnt allowed to wear pants - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/kanye-west-says-wife-bianca-317943…

How many cases of beer did you drink today? I wonder if they could make oxygenated scotch? The Abyss 4k release cancelled in the UK - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-abyss-uk-4k-disc-release-cancelled/ Snyder wants to do Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/snyder-has-superhero-fatigue-bond-ambitions/ Nolan is a fan - https://www.darkhorizons.com/c…

Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year! We hope you all have a great, nerdtastic holiday! Luke was extra wrong about Dune - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chalamet-teases-a-dune-3-returnee/ Rebel Moon is apparently not very good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-rebel-moon-reviews-are-in/ Furiosa has too much CGI? - https://screenrant.com/fur…

One of us is in hospital this week. See if you can guess who! Charity fraud update - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYCYwvRbEU Starfield update - https://www.vg247.com/starfield-2023-actual-goty-not-even-close Florida Joker is a joker - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-florida-joker-voice-read-dead-redemption-2-1851089419 RIP E3 - https://www.darkhorizon…

The Game Awards happened and we’re not going to complain about them as much as everybody else! The Game Awards are just winter E3 - https://kotaku.com/game-awards-keighley-e3-trailers-1851083267 If you hate speeches you’ll love The Game Awards - https://kotaku.com/the-game-awards-tga-2023-speech-music-keighley-1851086183 No mention of layoffs at Th…