I migliori Talking Robots podcast (2024)

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It's Gravy Week 1:07:37

1d ago1:07:37

1:07:37

Shake up your paint can we're going graffiti-ing - not Gerg though, he's calling the cops. We let Gravy talk during three segments this week bc if any week is Gravy week, it's Gravy Week. Also enjoy graffiti penises, a new name for our wipes, and you choose which t-shirt design we should print but don't hold your breath, our last ones are only 9 mo…

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Johnny 5 - Doggy Style 1:00:10

7d ago1:00:10

1:00:10

What if cleaning up your instagram turned you on to a new much grosser experience?! Is Japan letting or making disabled people work harder? Is Gravy lost to the bomb cyclone?! All this and more! nerdtalkplus.com to participate. If you're listening via Spotify, don't forget to comment on the episode.

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Is Gator Bird? 1:06:33

13d ago1:06:33

1:06:33

Apologies for the ****show that has been this week's episode. I'll talk about it at the top of next week's show. -Gregr We're taking Branden's wife to the Basho! Not an inside joke, we swear. Ceej is paying for all those Four Loko's. Gerg is a post Japan mess and he we forgot to talk about Musashi island... nerdtalkplus.com to join in! Please leave…

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Konnichiwa Señorita 49:03

20d ago49:03

49:03

Gregr literally left a wedding to come blather on about Japan. Sorry in advance for the sound quality - the host is using airpods from a hotel in Kyoto and if there's one thing we usually do well, it's get the sound right so this is a bummer. Anyway, we found a new category for Duolingo to invest in, but will it get Gerg sex?…

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We're Breaking the Fourth Hole 1:02:01

1M ago1:02:01

1:02:01

Anyone else a fan of Gergse? We covered a lot in this episode including urethra facts, squid hands, and Branden's discomfort with us eating him first - him being back from Hawaii and tanned a delicious golden brown doesn't help his case.

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We Are Record Setters! 1:02:43

1M ago1:02:43

1:02:43

Well, three of us are record setters... the other one... woof. Branden's in Hawaii but somehow still found a store with the right supplies (spam probably) and an internet connection to join us. Heads up, this is a new platform we're using, so if anything is goofy pls holler and let us know so we can fix it!…

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Human Starfish 1:08:19

2M ago1:08:19

1:08:19

Boy this episode was a mess. Good luck, everybody. Here are the notes we took: Hot sauce b***** Holy Idaho Listeranus LOGGING ON HUMAN STARFISH HOT SAUCE B***** Sure one of those showed up twice, but at least it was the right one. Sorry I forgot about Capri Sun challenge but also i broke my hand in two places so ¯\_(?)_/¯…

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Is Desert Sushi Superior? 57:43

2M ago57:43

57:43

Remember, two s's - like strawberry shortcake - is dessert. We're not arguing for chocolate covered tuna belly (though are we really opposed to that?) We love you for listening and we're working on taking ownership of the episode comments on Spotify so keep 'em coming because they make us so happy even when they make Gregr cry.…

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We Solve Fusion 1:05:21

2M ago1:05:21

1:05:21

It's not going to be comfortable, but unlimited clean energy is here thanks to Nerd Talk+.Di Audacy

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Pangea Proxima 59:28

2M ago59:28

59:28

Some listeners have described the smell of Nerd Talk+ as " a combination of antiseptic, garbage, body odor, static electricity, and a barbecue gone wrong." See you all in Japanese hell!Di Audacy

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Fat Bachelor 49:53

3M ago49:53

49:53

Ceej is busy trying to recruit your worm for our newest themed def-not-a-brothel (it's a brothel) while our Tony Pizza has grown up and Gerg wonders what it's gonna be like to play AI Doom with his new Doom controller. Also, we say the word potentially incorrectly - this show has everything (but the Gravy Navy). nerdtalkplus.com to participate or j…

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The Barnacle 1:00:05

3M ago1:00:05

1:00:05

Some European, likely angry dad, dug up something huge from the ol' garden. If it was Branden he'd be running for his wall gun gol'dern'it. Ceej had another dream and not everyone survived it. And we have a new show favorite World Recordian - Guinness Time is back! nerdtalkplus.com to connect with us - do us a favor and leave us a ***** rating (5 s…

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Captain Branden's New Tugboat Business 45:38

4M ago45:38

45:38

Look, if you cancel at the last minute, we're gonna name the episode after you probably. We've got an important non-haiku review for Deadpool, we're starting a new type of business based on another business as old as time but with a twist, and we have a pretty killer idea for a Marvel movie because we know better than Hollywood. Ceej asked a questi…

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Tony Pizza 1:04:56

4M ago1:04:56

1:04:56

Tony Pizza is full of top notch ideas, but adding more horses to sports is def his best of this episode. This week its sharks and cocaine, the art of lying to children, and some always strange (and one very annoying) new world records! Follow us, dummies, nerdtalkplus.com!Di Audacy

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Crist the Redeemer 59:34

4M ago59:34

59:34

When we first met Ceej (online) a decade ago he was called Crist and now we can use his former name for some real, actual blasphemy! What a time to be alive. Find out who has the softest hands, who married into a top nerd celebrity family, and how we plan to make the next generation of centaurs on a wild episode! Thank you for taking the time to hi…

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Methizard 1:04:00

5M ago1:04:00

1:04:00

Get out your best (and least copper-y) pokemon - please not Weedle, and get ready to help Branden find slash battle his real dad on this extremely unhinged episode. nerdtalkplus.com for more info about the show including where to find Ceej so you can say sexy things to/about him.Di Audacy

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Ice Gators and an Alien Ant Farm 1:00:43

5M ago1:00:43

1:00:43

Usually it would never be permitted, but we've let Branden choose his own nickname. He obviously regrets it. My notes for this episode are literally the following: Mouth nutt guy PNSS So, enjoy! Also chime in with comments or maybe even a review at nerdtalkplus.com

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HJ Shortcut 59:58

5M ago59:58

59:58

Message us if you want Gerg to send you the shortcut (you don't). To anyone who survived last week's episode, we now have the fastest heel turn in pod history. Also fish oral, setting world records on other planets, and a new game called Which Greta? that will likely horrify at least one of you. And remember no getting mad without the expressed wri…

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Sydney Sweeney SEO 59:14

6M ago59:14

59:14

Apologies to miss Sweeney, you'd probably be on Spokane, WA's Mt Rushmore. Fun fact: the mountain was originally called Tunkasila Sakpe Paha, or Six Grandfathers Mountain - not sure what the Spokane version of that would be... Welcome back to Gravy and his gravy saber, see you all in hell! MUSASHI!Di Audacy

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Gravy Saber 49:34

6M ago49:34

49:34

It is what you think it is. From the Mt Dew highs to the forbidden saber lows, this episode only lacks the Gravy Navy. This might be our least productive episode yet! Enjoy and thank you for enjoying our stupidity. Hop onto nerdtalkplus.com to see Ceej's new shirt that we spend a whole bunch of time giggling about.…

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Skaa, Glory, Holes, and WiFi 54:37

6M ago54:37

54:37

Well, the part where Gravy got a text with no explanation during the recording and regretted missing the pod is an all time favorite now. This week, we find the origins of Glory, that Ska might have come from Egypt, and just what level Branden reads at. Also, he's not alone in the pursuit for the ultimate fine dining spoonful. Also, Nerd Talk+ migh…

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Wet cube in a murder bed 58:55

7M ago58:55

58:55

Funny how after the fact we can't remember anything we talked about like for instance how we came up with a new cosplay for Ceej! He also has a new call sign so that's pretty important. Gregr needs a pipe, Branden's dying for some "fine dining," and we figured out a bucket-related sponsor for Gravy's podcast garage! Wow, we remembered more than ass…

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Sperm Whale 59:22

7M ago59:22

59:22

Basically, if you're not into how whales reproduce as told by giggling idiots, the last 30% of this is gonna be rough for you, but if you are into it... I literally edited this all day bc it's a big (sticky) mess. We invent a new system to judge amounts, one of us is part machine, and Branden is kind enough to have thought about us enough on Star W…

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My back hurts so bad, it hurts to... 58:24

7M ago58:24

58:24

One hand on the kidney area of your back this episode, Uncle Gerg threw out his back but let 420 be his medicine. For once we actually talk about nerdy stuff (by the end). Also we host a special KitKat taste test via Branden's birthday, talk about super bees, and say farewell to a a terrifying friend! Thank you so hard for listening to this show. B…

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Authentic Corn Dog Experience 55:19

7M ago55:19

55:19

Tickle your butt broom and polish the golden mustache castle, we're back (from jury duty), eating corn dogs, being judgy about world records, and giggling, so much giggling. Thanks for visiting nerdtalkplus.com and following us there. We're so grateful for all the nice reviews, comments, socials etc. We'd do this without you bc we are dummies, but …

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Incel Camino 54:52

8M ago54:52

54:52

Welcome to the pod, Sean "Gravy" Girvan, who this week takes a background role listening to us dummies and trying to figure out what if anything it is that we learned. We're hoping at least one person took the eclipse as an opportunity to recharge their perineum! Please, no need to prove it to us. Anyway, buckle up!…

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One Million Dollars - Branden's Version 48:08

8M ago48:08

48:08

"Apparently I have too tight a grip" says Branden in a text about today's title... Lots to cover here including our latest debate on making a quick million bucks. We're projecting video games on butts, arguing about robot dogs being creeps, and Ceej's Haiku Review. Thanks to everyone who downloads or streams this show, we love you for that.…

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Nerd Talk+: Branden's Version 58:54

8M ago58:54

58:54

How many of this year's video game Hall of Fame nominees have you handed over hours of your life to? Which ones would you send to the Hall? Our love of absurd mythology takes quite the unexpected turn - yes chimera related AGAIN - but this time there are drawings to match! Drawings that you can't hear on a podcast but you can see on our new Instagr…

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Aderall in the Ether 50:41

9M ago50:41

50:41

The problem with this podcast is that just when we think it's over and hit stop, someone says something ludicrous and we always lament not getting that idea or horrible joke on the episode - not today! We let Branden-in-a-pirate-shirt get cooking again at the end!Di Audacy

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Butter In the Thumb Hole 44:59

9M ago44:59

44:59

Well, we've got good and bad carb news, but it depends on your pov. There's a new bar near Gerg that he wants to take Branden to check out but he's gonna need to bring his clip on tail. Also, to be clear, we support and love the idea of what this bar is doing and not making fun of it.Di Audacy

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Branden is Broken 1:01:22

9M ago1:01:22

1:01:22

Well everyone, if you've ever wanted to hear what an acutally broken man sounds like, you're in for a real treat. If you, like us, love Branden, this one could be a tough listen. Sorry for the extreme delay. There have been a slew of problems that have kept his episode from dropping but finally it's done. It's two parts long so midway through we lo…

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Unleash the Dragon 54:09

10M ago54:09

54:09

NOT the title of our sex tape (though perhaps it should be?) We sure cover a lot this episode: Gerg did something horny that most people do in their 20s, Branden invents a new lens for intimate photography, and we discover Ceej-fu. Also, Ceejus, old people boning, and the backstory of torture bed. What a great episode! nerdtalkplus.com to follow us…

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NASCOCHE 57:46

10M ago57:46

57:46

Branden is back from a trip to Los Angeles to teach his baby about wearing jorts, non-fashionable mullets, and eating cheese like a dirty lyric in an alt-J song. Don't worry, the first half of the show has nothing to do with anything! Thanks a million for subscribing and being generally awesome.Di Audacy

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Year of the Gerg 55:57

10M ago55:57

55:57

2024 is coming up Gerg! We've got swearing parrots, bananashido, offensively renaming a landmark and more! Plus, we make a bunch of really solid arguments as to why WE should have all that Bezos money instead of letting him keep building wiener rockets and dumb clocks. Also, don't worry Brandemaniacs, your king eventually joins us around the 17th m…

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He's the Darth Vader of what now? 54:02

10M ago54:02

54:02

If certain skin on your body is as sensitive as inside of your mouth then why wouldn't you choose warm over cold water to cleanse yourself? It's a valid question and one Gregr can't explain but we need to trust him. We found the worst person to sit next to on the airplane! And even if you prefer ranch to blue cheese, how could they do everyone dirt…

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One Trillion T-Rexes 1:02:47

10M ago1:02:47

1:02:47

Please, if you learn anything from this episode, let it be that soup is not to be transported without great care. Also, careful talking to whales - you might take a narwhal horn to the nether regions... And lets get ready to get way lazier but great a tongue stuff with the newest CES innovation! Ep 301…

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Behind The Podcast Curtain 42:02

11M ago42:02

42:02

Branden is off saving his children from death or something, but Gregr wanted to see Ceej's new robot body and neck hole... what a sentence. We're about to start season three of this show and there's a lot to kick around in how we're gonna run it. Does it need another person? Does it need more robot sound effects? Hoping to officially kick off seaso…

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Can you Milk It? Ep 239 1:06:23

11M ago1:06:23

1:06:23

There was uploading error that went unnoticed (GERG!) but here we are with a final episode of 2023 but saved for our off week in 2024. Good news, Ceej survived having his head cut off but is now a weird combination of alligator and robot parts which actually sounds like a pretty great upgrade. Thanks for all the support in 2023. We put out 38 episo…

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December 12, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 58:03

12M ago58:03

58:03

For once, science gets it wrong, we come good on a threat from last week involving the monthly-chips-minute, and Branden tells a story that just won't quit! Thanks to everyone who downloads and follows our nonsense! Find us at nerdtalkplus.com.Di Audacy

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December 6, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 55:27

12M ago55:27

55:27

Look, all we really care about is what part you want to replace with a robot part and what it would do to make you even cooler/creepier. One of the coolest parts of this pod for us is listening to again afterwards bc we barely retain any of it so it's basically all new again!Di Audacy

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November 28, 2023 - Nerd Talk Butt 1:00:20

12M ago1:00:20

1:00:20

Shake those tail feathers one of our favorite animal friends is all about that juicy butt. A new twist in the debate about centaurs (of course) and if it was an Apple product we'd be talking "dongles" (of course). When it comes to ignored notifications, how many you got?! We have three different hosts that all handle it differently so are you a Ger…

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November 21, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 50:39

1y ago50:39

50:39

We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving for most of the episode, but at least we included an extra 15% bonus at the end! Don't stand too near Gerg or you'll def become diseased. Branden contemplates moving his bonehair to somewhere cooler. And we welcome our new non-FDA-recognized pharmacist to explain a TikTok phenomenon that will have you leaving fa…

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November 14, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 47:43

1y ago47:43

47:43

Just three months to find someone to love you in time for Valentime's Day! If you've never considered what weapon a bear might use in hand to hand combat, this episode is for you. Need a new eyeball? Don't go the way of stupid science, instead let Nerd Talk fill that hole in your life. This is one of the all time dumbest episodes so unbuckle up!…

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November 7, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 44:48

1y ago44:48

44:48

Gerg here, sorry i screwed this up and it didn't load correctly and now I'm re-doing it and can't remember what the crap we talked about... probably AI and centaurs and maybe some immature wiener stuff. Definitely took VR into an unnecessary (totally necessary) direction!Di Audacy

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October 31, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 43:41

1y ago43:41

43:41

No once can A. find the Skinsquatch or B. do an Australian accent but that doesn't stop us from trying! We get spooky with one of the all time scariest spider stories. Don't ever let evil Gerg send you anything in the mail because it gets weird real fast. And no, we weren't slonkin' fat doinks with an f'ing dragon.…

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October 24, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ (After Dark) 54:58

1y ago54:58

54:58

This week on a spicy new episode of we cross boundaries and go from Nerd Talk Teen a few weeks ago to Nerd Talk After Dark. The blood stuff goes at least one step too far, we absolutely ruin pizza, but(t) we do ask the important questions about how Darth Vader poops - you know, for science!Di Audacy

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October 17, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 47:21

1y ago47:21

47:21

We can't thank you enough for the awesome reviews, message etc. The Skinsquatch has gone missing again but don't worry, we have a mutant (with a terrible power) on the squad. Ceej gets real animated but then also delivers us the bonus track of a lifetime. Commence giggling.Di Audacy

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October 10, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 37:33

1y ago37:33

37:33

It's the return of everyone's favorite Skinsquatch who oddly has lots of bone hair, we're encouraging Ceej to start a new small business, and there's truly no explanation for how weirdly this episode derailed by the end.Di Audacy

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October 3, 2023 - Nerd Talk Teen 37:07

1y ago37:07

37:07

Welcome to a "put Ceej in a cage" episode of Nerd Talk+ where we require Ceej to make it better not worse. To make it easier on him, we spend a lot of time talking about alligators doing stuff like giving hugs with their arms and bodies and not their dinosaur mouths.Di Audacy

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September 26, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ 40:34

1y ago40:34

40:34

Beware of the mighty Gergon!Di Audacy

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