It's dark out. Very dark! And poor Brendan finds himself alone in a park with the notorious, over the pants rapist, Colton! There's murderous clowns stalking us in the woods and porta potties mere feet away but still, it's those piercing eyes from the passenger seat that sends shivers down Brendan's spine. Listen if you dare! Or don't; I don't care…

Okay, so the Batmobile brought us to a teen girl's soccer practice. I swear to you, this was completely by accident; we thought, "hey let's go to the sports complex to record! It'll be great!" It wasn't until after we hit the red button that the young athletes took to the field. Sure, we felt creepy about being there but we also didn't want to move…

In this episode the guys move from the car to the kitchen to listen to Colton sort through his school papers and shit. It's honestly a really stupid layout for a recording but we did it; it's done. So give'r a listen and try not to hate us. Full disclosure, there is some minor Seal bashing happening on the track.…

In this episode we find Colton back from certain death to chew another day. We meet outside of the Atlantic superstore in Rothesay, NB to discuss more super powered mistakes as well as Benedict Cumberbatch and his strange position on the existence of disabled people.

We're back at the lake for a round 2. This time around, we dig deep and pull out a pretty swanky cartoon concept. Later we discuss a bit about what we hope to achieve with the podcast and how our few listeners can help get us there! For a start though, don't forget to like and subscribe to keep up with all new content!…

There's no sign of Colton and Brendan's mania has finally subsided, so prepare yourself for a completely different G3C experience! Topics include: classic video games, bipolar disorder, selective mutism, and Colton's suckage. Give'r a listen and stay tuned for Colton's return in the next episode.

The guys are at it again and this time they think they know what they are doing... Of course, we know better. The formula is much the same, with ideas flying, chaos ensuing and little getting done. Topics include: teen pregnancy, female empowerment, mental illness, politics and Colton's undying need for love.…

Join Brendan and Colton for their first ever recording in the Discount Batmobile. In this inaugural episode, the guys begin to build their own justice league and talk a bit about Canada's 150th birthday! Plus, we apologise in advance for Colton chewing like a loon. Enjoy!