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Our mum died suddenly, and we remember her with love and laughter as we read the letters she wrote to us at university. Touching, poignant, but above all funny. You will laugh, you might cry and you'll definitely enjoy the ride as this gay brother (@fitxander) and lesbian sister (@Claire_Training) take you back to the late 1990s and re-live the fateful years that led to them coming out to each other at University.
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To celebrate the Millennium, Janet Bee-Hee becomes the new Pope. A just reward for her years as a Titty farmer. Sadly, Ellie’s Dad (or Emu’s Dad - we are not 100% sure) goes into hospital. She takes him the usual ASDA grapes, Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts, and his favourite Sex Worker. Unfortunately the grapes were mouldy and the Liquorice affected …
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In this letter we finally reveal how mum REALLY died: By making love to the very microphone we use to record the podcast.
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Letter 9 - 18th November 1999
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Grandma has a bath in the nursing home and to everyone’s horror she finds out what a Blowy is. Xander spends most of the episode deciding whether it is ok to throw a Zygote at King Charles, and Claire gives all hot lesbians consent to look at her Camel Toe. It’s going to be another bumpy ride so hold onto your hats. P.S. Life is short so go live it…
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Letter 8 - 11th November 1999
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Mum & Dad Roger Sylvia in a smoke and booze fuelled orgy. Xander tries to find out what the cis female orgasm really is, and Claire tries her best to avoid the question. Remember don't tell anyone about the podcast 🤫Di @claire_training and @fitXander
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Xander books a venue for their Edinburgh stand-up, then Claire pulls out because she can’t bare to be away from her kids for more than 2 seconds at a time. Xander immediately replaces her with a ventriloquist dummy and it turns out the dummy is more interesting, valuable and funny than Claire has ever been. In 1999 Mum tells us some hot hot gossip,…
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Something to help you in your day today: “If you can't hate yourself, how the hell you gonna hate anybody else.” Xander is feeling a bit anxious having just started university in 1999. Claire has a telephone conversation with mum which is very enlightening, and there is much discussion about the micro penis. All will be revealed in letter 6. 2.5M F…
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This letter sees a key change as Claire discusses her fears surrounding the moment Mum’s sister (Auntie Kay) died. Mum watches First Wives Club, Xander admits he wants to be left alone in a small dark room and we accidentally on purpose allegedly slag off the Pope. Ooops. Our bad. Let's hope he doesn't stop listening.…
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Dad gets rid of some cat poo from the garden. Mum goes for coffee and a scone with Janet Bee-Hee and Claire goes for a sleep over with Bisexual Beatrice from Badminton. Xander realises that a BJ is connecting a mouth with a wee wee hole and Claire tells us all about Vulva flaps. Dare you listen?Di @fitxander @claire_training
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Wow what an eventful letter this week! Mum has a moment of doubt as to whether she has in fact taped Friends and Frasier on the VHS recorder. Xander settles in for his third week at University and Fiona The Boner has a 6 way Lesbian Orgy.Di @claire_training and @fitXander
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Claire has a threesome with Dido and Binty. Xander knows he is gay but hasn't come out yet and Mum takes quite the risk by machine washing a dry-clean-only garment. Contains swearing, laughter and scenes of a gay nature. Thank God.Di @claire_training and @fitXander
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Mum writes her first letter to Xander at University in 1999. There is some content about the Queen, and Claire and Xander considered re-recording post her death but they quite simply could not be arsed. Good Luck.Di @claire_training and @fitXander
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