Our favorite Phish songs. (Finally.) This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off when you spend $10 or more on your next DashPass order. Links and Show Notes: Tiff's Apple Music playlist Marco's samples played: You Enjoy Myself - 2023/02/26 Carini - 2021/10/16 Turtle in the Clouds - 2019/12/29 Waves - 2013/12/29 Wading in the Ve…

Our 100th-episode spectacular! Here's to 100 great episodes — well, 100 episodes, at least — and more to come. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Shokupan (Japanese milk bread): Goldbelly, Amazon (currently unavailable) Portuguese Massa Follow-up: Fidget sp…

A terrible surprise. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Slug Dumpling Metal spinner Shape-shifting box Brass gear cube Anxiety ring Fidget cube 1 Fidget cube 2 Metal rollers Atomic balls Ball with tiny balls Three rings Tangle Cards Stress ball '80s-dad han…

We actually tried every flavor of Hot Pockets and lived to tell the tale. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Hot Pockets Susceptor (manufacturer) Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipDi Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Subtitle: Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Jock Jams album series Original TV commercial Spotify playlist with most of the songs Jock Jams Megamix Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Our favorite cakes, in honor of Tiff's birthday. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 50% off up to a $20 value and zero delivery fees. Links and Show Notes: Wikipedia: List of cakes Cakes on Hudson Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipDi Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

The best flavors among far too many candy-cane options. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: CleanMyMac X: Your Mac. As good as new. Get 5% off today. Links and Show Notes: Blair Candy Company Candy Favorites Candy Store Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipDi Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Tiff, Stephen, and Mikah pull up some hay bales (with complementary hay hooks) and share an emotional goodbye as they discuss “Finale”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on May 16, 2013. "I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett with Mikah Sargent Refer…

Our family's favorite characters from the amazing, delightful Adventure Time series. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: CleanMyMac X: Your Mac. As good as new. Get 5% off today. Links and Show Notes: List of Adventure Time characters Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipDi Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Stephen and Tiff have a dance party to celebrate their penultimate episode before discussing “A.A.R.M.” This episode of “The Office” originally aired on May 9, 2013. "THIS EXPRESSES HOW LOUDLY I LOVE YOU!!!!" Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E22/23 "A.A.R.M." | Dunderpedia The Offi…

Tiff demonstrates her black-belt skills to a very unimpressed Stephen. Afterward, the two discuss “Living’ the Dream”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on May 2, 2013. "If there's someone who loves paper more than Dwight, I definitely don't want to meet that person." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Sh…

Stephen is forced to use the emergency eye-wash station after Tiff accidentally threw a paste-covered paper plane into his eye. Once his screaming subsides, the two discuss “Paper Airplane”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on April 25, 2013. "I like a little feather in my nuggets." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The …

Tiff and Stephen turn their stairs into an amazing slide. But before testing it out and possibly getting brain damage, they discuss “Stairmageddon”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on April 11, 2013. "The bubble wrap is the only thing keeping his suit from being wrinkled." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U…

Our favorite spooky music for Halloween, plus new edible contenders for some of our previous rankings! This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Sanebox: Clean up your inbox in minutes. Sign up for a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Links and Show Notes: Tiff's picks: Apple Music, Spotify ("She's Dead" not available on Spotify) Marco's picks: …

Stephen and Tiff research auger prices before discussing “Promos”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on April 4, 2013. "Screw you, TexasPoonTappa!" Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E18 "Promos" | Dunderpedia The Office - S9E18 "Promos" | IMDB The Finer Gifs Club…

Tiff and Stephen have a very upsetting night after eating some strange cupcakes. After they recover, the two discuss “The Farm”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on March 14, 2013. "Nostalgia is truly the great human weakness. Second only to the neck." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Link…

Stephen and Tiff share a liter of homemade schnapps before discussing “Moving On”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on February 14, 2013. "Every phrase is like a dagger in my crotch." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E16 "Moving On" | Dunderpedia he Office - S9E16 "Mov…

The best, worst, and weirdest nut butters and non-nut butters we could find. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Sanebox: Clean up your inbox in minutes. Sign up for a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Links and Show Notes: See also: Top Four #50: Nuts Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Tiff and Stephen pair up to get a discounted manicure. During the pampering, the two discuss “Couples Discount”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on February 7, 2013. "I guess it's goodbye, chunky lemon milk." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E15 "Couples Discount" | D…

Stephen and Tiff practice drawing butts while discussing “Vandalism”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on January 31, 2013. "If there's anything I hate worse than art, it's crime." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E14 "Vandalism" | Dunderpedia The Office - S9E14 "Vanda…

Tiff and Stephen interview a bunch of weirdos to be a potential junior podcaster, but they quickly realize they have all the weirdness they need within themselves. After a round of paintball, the two discuss “Junior Salesman”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on January 31, 2013. "Everyone was in the shower. It's a cow shower, so there…

Stephen and Tiff pledge their loyalty to Somehow I Manage and simultaneously put in a coffee order before discussing “Customer Loyalty”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on January 24, 2013. "Shhh. Kids are dancing." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E12 "Customer Loyal…

Celebrate the last weekend of the summer with the best rods of meat and plants we could find. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: Sanebox: Clean up your inbox in minutes. Sign up for a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Links and Show Notes: Meat hot dogs: Applegate Beef and Do Good Dogs Applegate Chicken Boar's Head Natural Casing Beef Bo…

Tiff and Stephen drink a ton of espresso, murder some fish, and buy two fresh-looking Italian suits, all before discussing “Suit Warehouse”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on January 17, 2013. "Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Not…

Stephen and Tiff make sure they don’t have any lice before discussing “Lice”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on January 10, 2013. "Scalp leeches, skull vampires, follicle gypsies, hair lawyers." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E10 "Lice" | Dunderpedia The Office - S…

It's summer, and you know what that means… This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Bodies of Water Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipDi Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

After Tiff and Stephen watch Die Hard, break the pig rib, and drink some Glühwein, they can finally discuss “Dwight Christmas”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on December 6, 2012. "Am I the only one who wants to try hufflepuffs and schnauzerhosen, and meet this glenpickle guy?" Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Off…

Stephen and Tiff build a tower out of printed podcast reviews. They only need one more to complete it, so go leave them a review! While they wait, the two discuss “The Target”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on November 29, 2012. "You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) S…

Tiff and Stephen compete to grow the best mustache. The winner gets a free yoga class! While waiting for them to grow, the two discuss “The Whale”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on November 15, 2012. "Smile if you love men's prostates!" Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office …

Stephen and Tiff set sail on a three-hour cruise where they have plenty of time to discuss “The Boat”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on November 8, 2012. "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E6 "The Boat" | Dunderpedia The Office - S9E6 "…

Tiff dresses as sexy Stephen for Halloween, and the two practice their beatboxing before discussing “Here Comes Treble”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on October 25, 2012. "When you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them. And that's love." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The …

Our favorite song parodies by "Weird Al" Yankovic. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: "Weird Al" Yankovic List of Weird Al song parodies and polkas Apple Music playlist of all song parodies and originals Support Top Four with a Relay FM Mem…

Stephen and Tiff cram into a VW-minibus studio and drive to get some delicious pies. On the way, they discuss “Work Bus”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on October 18, 2012. "My trouser hives are void of honey." Tiff Arment and Stephen Hackett Referenced Works The Office (U.S.) Show Notes & Links The Office - S9E4 "Work Bus" | Dunder…

Tiff gets a truck-driving lesson from Stephen. While stopped at a railroad crossing, the two discuss “Andy’s Ancestry”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on October 4, 2012.Di The Incomparable

We discuss that feeling where there's absolutely not enough time. And we're taking the summer off! Links and Show Notes: Support Make Do with a Relay FM MembershipDi Tiff Arment and Julia Skott

Stephen and Tiff wear some sexy outfits to audition for a pair of newscaster jobs. They don’t get callbacks, but they do get to talk about “Roy’s Wedding”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on September 27, 2012.Di The Incomparable

Taste-testing every flavor of Goldfish we could find. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. Links and Show Notes: Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers official site Support Top Four with a Relay FM MembershipDi Marco Arment and Tiff Arment

Tiff and Stephen have so many awesome stories from their summer-camp adventures, but before sharing them, the two discuss “New Guys”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on September 20, 2012.Di The Incomparable

Stephen and Tiff, powered by a trendy new energy drink, work hard to give the carpet in the studio a good mopping. The two get the job done, then still have time to discuss “Free Family Portrait Studio”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on May 20, 2012.Di The Incomparable

Tiff and Stephen try to get to the bottom of a mysterious phone message only to accidentally delete all of their voicemails. At least they can discuss “Turf War” to try to forget about the intriguing mystery. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on May 3, 2012.Di The Incomparable

We're joined by the wonderful Mike Hendley to talk about mushroom ink, oomph, and other great stuff. Guest Starring: Mike Hendley Links and Show Notes: Support Make Do with a Relay FM Membership Mike Hendley's website Youtube Drawing Inspiration podcast Instagram Jo Brown Drawing Inspiration episode with Jo Brown…

Stephen and Tiff attend a Quaker fair and didn’t win any of the prizes, but they did find a sale on tacos! After funneling the contents into their mouth, they discuss “Fundraiser”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on April 26, 2012.Di The Incomparable

Tiff and Stephen learn some very personal details about our beloved characters as they discuss “Angry Andy”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on April 19, 2012.Di The Incomparable

It had to be done. We talk about how to be new at things, and what we would and would not tell our newb selves. This episode of Make Do is sponsored by: Microsoft Lists – MSA Preview: Sign up, sign in and track what matters most. Links and Show Notes: Support Make Do with a Relay FM MembershipDi Tiff Arment and Julia Skott

Stephen and Tiff still can’t remember if Stanley has a mustache. After debating the topic, the two discuss “Welcome Party”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on April 12, 2012.Di The Incomparable

We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easter… but we were in for a surprise. This episode of Top Four is sponsored by: DoorDash: Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more with code TOPFOUR22. Links and Show Notes: Peeps Support Top Four with a Relay FM Membership…

Tiff and Stephen learn how to get the most flavor out of their hot-dog water while discussing “Get the Girl”. This episode of “The Office” originally aired on March 15, 2012.Di The Incomparable