Once in a generation a choice is made that is so bad, it echoes in eternity. It leads us into to dead-end jobs, unshakeable nick-names and ill-advised hair cuts. Graham Rodgers makes those kind of choices on a daily basis. With the help of his bandleader and unlicensed life coach, Gerard, he's here to tell us how to overcome our worst mistakes by gathering them together in an un-ventilated room, cleaning them with ammonia and bleach, then passing out from the toxic fumes. (Formally known as ...
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The key to success is acquiring numerous gold bricks and saying no to drugs. This episode is sponsored by the collapse of society and Purdue Pharma.Di Made Fresh While You Wait
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Cover one eye and the world gives you a 50% discount. Or use code EganIsNotFunny at the CryoZone!Di Made Fresh While You Wait
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We're back from vacation with a big episode featuring Amir Kabiri. We haven't been keeping up with the news of 2020, so don't expect us to comment on anything that's happened. But Amir will drop some hot stock tips as well as some hot public urination tips.Di Made Fresh While You Wait
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Inhaling ozone gas is a great way to shorten your lifespanDi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Hidden in these episode descriptions is the secret to finding Epstein's Lost Gold.Di Graham Rodgers
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