Music-Comedians Ryan ‘goose fan’ Brannon and Paul ‘grumpy curmudgeon’ Rich have their weekly meeting to discuss their highlights and lowlights, what baffles, bemuses and bewilders them (including the etymology of ridiculous but real words). Join them as they interview special guests including performers from TV to stage or (or perhaps you at home!) and put their movie knowledge to the test by finding out how even universally loved films can be hated... And why. And of course each episode Tom ...
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HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PART 2 Part 2 of 2. We left Scrooge (Tom Hardy from 'Peaking F****** Blinders') reeling from the visit of the Ghost of Christmas Past. Now he must face two more spirits and change his wicked ways, or be punished and damned for all eternity. With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spot…
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HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Part 1 Part 1 of 2. Welcome to the Hardy's Hardest Hats Christmas Special. And it's a special one indeed. We get caught up in Tom's dreams, where we are whisked away to victorian London and into the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. All your favourite characters are here... playing all of your favourite 'A Chr…
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Endgame
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Episode 69 Endgame In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime. This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of t…
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Paul's Bald Balls
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Episode 68 Paul’s Bald Balls In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers Also we di…
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"What's in the Box?!"
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Episode 67 "What’s in the Box?!" This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Voting is STILL open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen b…
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Execute Episode 66
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Episode 66 Execute Episode 66 Voting is open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB! Ryan’s 'Highligh…
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Shadow & Bone
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Episode 65 Shadow & Bone This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing …
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Line of Duty
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Episode 64 Line of Duty This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing w…
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20 Hrs to Wales With a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss
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Episode 63 20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is …
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"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"
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Episode 62 "Jacob Rees-Mooooog" This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue. https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. F…
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A Bit of Goo Came Out
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Episode 61 A Bit of Goo Came Out We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting…
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The Cold Cut
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Episode 60 THE COLD CUT We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusiv…
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Game Over
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Episode 59 GAME OVER Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Highlig…
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Controversy!
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Episode 58 Controversy! Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Highlight o…
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Joining the Serkis
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Episode 57 Joining the Serkis Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434 Here's the official music video! https://youtu.be/RtL5gVsw9qw As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - …
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Lord of the Ring Fit
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Episode 56 Lord of the Ring Fit Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434 As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Hig…
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"Get Your Ass To Mars"
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Episode 55 “Get Your Ass To Mars” As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus ye…
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Sexy Valentines Special
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Episode 54 Sexy Valentines Special As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus…
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I Am Iron Monkey
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Episode 53 I Am Iron Monkey As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current …
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Godzilla v Kong (AKA Fighting Fire with... A Monkey?)
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Episode 52 Godzilla v Kong (AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?) As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week…
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350 Miles for a Kebab
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Episode 51 350 Miles for a Kebab As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Ryan has a laundry related 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus…
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Dismay!
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Episode 50 Dismay! As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Join us as we celebrate our half a century of episodes the only way we know how… with more of the s…
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Lockdown With A Vengeance
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Episode 49 Lockdown With A Vengeance As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 We took 2 weeks off but we’re back. It felt like we leave for 5 minutes and all h…
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The Christmas Cracker
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Episode 48 Christmas Cracker As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 After recording this episode, the UK got the news that much of its population would be fa…
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Sedimentality
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Episode 47 Sedimentality As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 Are you twiddling your thumbs, with nothing to do? Not sure what to do with your life? Want t…
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I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby
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Episode 46 I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 The Vinyl competition is now OVER. Winners will be announced this week. Have you ever wante…
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Cyber Monday Extr3me
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Episode 45 Cyber Monday Extr3me As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy - & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - Merch Store 2 weeks left for the competition for a one of a kind, limited edition vinyl of our christmas single, so keep your eyes on the prize and check our pinned tw…
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J is for Genius
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Episode 44 J is For Genius As always, all OUR links to our socials & to our fabulous MERCH are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy Our BRAND NEW Christmas Merch is here! You can get your hands on it here - Merch Store The competition for a one of a kind, limited edition vinyl of our christmas single is LIVE, so keep your eyes on th…
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"Natural Born Good"
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Episode 43 "Natural Born Good" As always, all OUR links to our socials & to our fabulous MERCH are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy Recording on Friday the 13th could be deemed as unlucky... but we have to record with each other every time we do this, so there's no change there. And for today's show, you're in for a treat. We ta…
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Biden His Time
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Episode 42 Biden His Time The US Election Results are in! Well... not when we started recording, but we definitely got the results halfway through the episode, so we had to make smart guesses in the lead up to that! In today's show, we chat about the the fat orange elephant in the room. With the room being the oval office and the orange elephant be…
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Viva Vendetta: Guy Fawkes Yourselves!
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Episode 41 Viva Vendetta: Guy Fawkes Yourselves! Remember, Remember the 5th of November... Yep... Guy Fawkes night is nearly upon us. Unless you're listening super late this week. What took you so long? In today's show, we chat about Guy Fawkes Night / Bombfire Night, and other strange days that other countries celebrate. Also we try to decipher wh…
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TRAILER This was meant to be a trailer for our show... til Tom Hardy hijacked it... Brought to you by the deranged minds of Ryan Brannon & Paul Rich, two failed actors with nothing to lose... Cold Callers Comedy is a 'No Holds Barred' comedy podcast; here to brighten your world during these dark, dark, so very dark, bleak, grim & drearily dark (did…
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HallowMate: A Spooky Halloween Special
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Episode 40 HallowMate: A Spooky Halloween Special When there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna Cold Call? In today's special, we compare ghost stories, but the real terror is lurking in wait to pounce or... break down a door. Not only that, but somehow the subject of autoerotic asphyxia pops up?! Does Ryan actually have a High…
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Episode 39 BWAH! Tom Hardy is back. But for how long? Today we take a deep dive into gaming, gamers and 10 min "how to" videos that only need to be 20 seconds long. Also we explore what entails a food being "cheeky" like Nandos! Ryan's Highlight of the Week is um... Well... We did the segment. And then... Paul empties his vocabuballs all over Ryan …
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Geese Make the Best Guard Dogs
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Episode 38 Geese Make the Best Guard Dogs Tom Hardy unleashes a reign of terror over us both in today's episode. We barely make it out with our lives. Aside from his constant threats and barrage of abuse, we somehow manage to discuss the current Trump's debating technique AND whether or not he got Coronavirus. We also take an in-depth look into wha…
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Date Night
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Episode 37 Date Night (Recorded on International Podcast Day) Dim the lights. Light the candles, play those slow jams... It's date night. In this episode we briefly discuss the current political landscape and how difficult it is to parody as it's practically a comedy already. Also... we go on a date and try to recall our old techniques. As usual we…
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Cuddle Up & Cocoa with Cold Callers
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Episode 36 Cuddle Up & Cocoa with Cold Callers Shh. Hush now. It's a sleepy time pod. Where you can listen in bed, be it the morning, just after waking up, or just before going to sleep. We're here for you. You could always get ready for a nap in the middle of the day. Whatever time you want! Just snuggle up, grab a cocoa, and let us fill your ears…
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Obamagram
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Episode 35 Obamagram Apparently (though by law let's say "Allegedly") Donald Trump once hired a Barack Obama lookalike in order to repeatedly hire and fire. So... we talk about that... And also... why do characters in TV shows switch off TV's to talk to another character when they're in the middle of watching it. Why not talk over it... like in rea…
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Can You Do The Moonwalk?
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Episode 34 Can You Do The Moonwalk? Back to normality... though we're not entirely sure that "normal" is a word you could use to describe our podcast! As usual we have another instalment of Hardy's Hardest Hats where Tom Hardy (Peaky Blinders) gets help from Tom Hardy (Dark Knight Rises) to test yet another hat. Ryan's Highlight of the Week is once…
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The Better Halves
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Episode 33 The Better Halves We've been hijacked!! 2 ladies have taken us hostage and taken over the studio! Those 2 ladies are our partners; Alanna Stone (Paul's fiancée) and Cate Holmes (Ryan's Girlfriend). They'd finally had enough of us acting like little kids. So they've taken matters into their own hands. How does the show fare? Do we take ba…
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Suck On My Dictionary
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Episode 32 Suck On My Dictionary Big words to get one's mouth around This week's episode is brought to you by the letter D. A big D. D is for? Dictionary. And everyone loves a big dictionary. Big, hard and full of words. And when there's nothing in your mouth, that's when you'll be longing for the big D. As usual we have another instalment of Hardy…
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Double "NO" Agent
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Episode 31 Double "NO" Agent Men want to be him. Women want him to stop Anyone ever notice how racist and misogynistic James Bond was back in the day? Sure you may have... but if you hadn't... we're here to help. As usual we have another instalment of Hardy's Hardest Hats where Tom Hardy (Peaky Blinders) seeks the help of ultimate hard-man Tom Hard…
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Episode 30 Flat-Earthers... Who are they? Where did they come from? Are they human? Should they be allowed to breed? These are questions we strive to ask and answer in today's episode. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cold-callers-comedy--4694450/support.Di Cold Callers Comedy
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Honey, I Blew Up The World
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Episode 29 Honey, I Blew Up The World And we're not talking nukes. We cover a range of topics again in this episode, trying to stay as up to date as possible from recording to release. It's a hot day again and Google seems to have an agenda against Paul and a strange infatuation with Ryan. We talk about the love we're feeling inside the indie podca…
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Episode 28 Watermelon Sugar Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over A season 2 'first' for this episode. We have a guest. It's only taken 28 episodes! In the Why Did They Give Them 1 Star segment, we are joined by our friend (actor & puppeteer) Sean Garratt. Recording on the hottest day of …
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Episode 27 Horror Show Did you catch WWE's Extreme Rules Horror Show last week? It was nuts. We discuss that for a good while. So if you love that stuff, great... otherwise, skip the first 20 mins and you're golden. Though we'd rather you didn't because we think it's rather entertaining. For the second week running we have a Road Rage Round-Up from…
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Episode 26 CONSOLE WARS EXCITING TIMES. Ryan has himself a new mic and together we sound the absolute balls. Proper profesh... and thanks to video call.. it sounds like we're in the same studio... except we're not because of current social distancing guidelines. This week we weigh in on the console war between Xbox & Playstation (Nintendo doing the…
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Episode 25 You Are Bold We're back with our 25th Episode. That's a quarter of a century. 25%... #quickmath Join us as we delve into the crazy world of UK lockdown, haircuts, big hate from the Spandau Ballet fan club... hate... mainly directed at Paul. f course there's your favourites here too, including Ryan's Highlight of the Week and the 1 star r…
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Episode 24 The Show Must Go On We're back for another episode of fun and frolics. In this episode we discuss the things that we miss due to lockdown restrictions... Also on the flip-side, we talk about what we DON'T miss. We reveal the answer to last weeks 1 Star Film Review question and who won. Keep listening to this episode for your chance to pl…
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Episode 23 I Don't Like Mondays Who likes Mondays? We don't... do you?! Of course not... but we make them slightly more palatable don't we? What do you dislike more... Mondays or Bob Geldof? That's a question attempt to answer on one of our many tangents. In this episode you'll find all the usual Cold Callers staples. Ryan's Highlight of the Week a…
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