Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking out the trash and saving the environment. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on V…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Zach is boots on the ground in Minneapolis, where the Wolves are coming for the Vikings ownership of the city one Naz Reid tattoo at a time. Count the Dings - NYC Live Show - Saturday July 20 - Patreons get 25% off tickets - Pre-Sale starts on Friday How did the Celtics manage …

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Anthony Edwards brings the best out of his teammates, on and off the court. Rudy Gobert hit the craziest shot of his life, stuck it to Draymond Green and will now challenge Kyrie Irving in the Basketball Illuminati Bowl. Depth has been key in these playoffs, and the lack of it took it's toll on T…

For weeks, the judges have been threatening to send home not one — but two chefs — if circumstances demand it. This week, they did just that when they sent a quarter of the remaining field packing in a challenge that highlights the indigenous cuisine of the Northern Plains. Tom and Kevin note that Kristen is bored stiff by Manny’s generally success…

Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes Bachelor/ette parties can be the pinnacle of a midlife crisis, chasing the freedom and reckless adventure of youth, but they don't have to be. Should your height be listed in shoes or barefoot? What house from a tv show or movie would you want to live in? What prescription drug are you? Would you rather gain weight or get rip…

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Kelley L. Carter can only remember numbers by associating them with chess moves or tickets at Madison Square Garden. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDin…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Is the criticism that Rudy Gobert is facing unfair to him? Or is he bringing it upon himself due to the brightness of the lights? Now that the Nuggets have woken up and stopped playing with their food, the league better watch out. Has there ever been an easier path to the final…

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Denver evened up their series with Minnesota thanks to a new post up technique from Jokic and some sloppy execution by the young Wolves. Has Thibs finally worn the tread off the tires of these hard hat wearing, lunch pail carrying New York Knicks? Is TJ McConnell the new Ish Smith? Celtics need t…

Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the characters that they would most like to have on an episode as a guest to review a different movie. What character do you think would fit in with the Cinephobe crew the best? BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Ep…

As Wimbledon is to the pro tennis calendar, and the Masters is to the PGA, Restaurant Wars is to Top Chef. It’s the signature event of the season, after which things start to get really serious as the field of chefs is whittled down on the last stretch to the finale. Tom and Kevin react to this season’s 5-on-4 imbalance (boo!) and the new twist wit…

Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Colin Mother's Day is this Sunday, is your mom tough to shop for? Dating App Bio Clichés and the future of dating is AI Concierges Hacks is back! We love this show. What instrument would you learn how to play Matrix Style? Who was watching porn during Luka's press conference? Patreon Exclusive: What are you favorite …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruited by the CIA to pose as their twin brother's alias in order to secure a suitcase nuke before it falls into the possession of a multi-national terrorist organization. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes,…

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! We contrast the Kendrick v Drake Rap Beef with the Tom Brady GOAT roast, but are too chicken to bring home the bacon. Anthony Edwards came out the gate throwing haymakers against the defending champs in Game 1. Will the Wolves keep it up and take the series? Was the 'What a Pro Wants' commercial …

Maybe you’ve seen the Arrested Development episode in which Tobias tells Lindsay that people who entertain open relationships are delusional to believe that the arrangement could work …. “But it might work for us.” This is the theory of mind of any Top Chef contestant who believes that even though seven cheftestants have been eliminated after prepa…

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & the return of Beep Count A new variation of Dill or No Dill is introduced: One Must Go from a variety pack. The Love Segment returns with a double dose of relationship advice. Two things that we want to come back: tearaway pants and the good parts of bullying. Patreon Exclusive: Beep Count was a stand in on Obs…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the mall as security guards with delusions of grandeur and an obsession with firearms determined to stop a perverted flasher from harassing their patrons, no matter what it takes. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Tyrese Maxey ripped the guts out of New York City in Game 6, so why didn't Philly extend him last summer? The Celtics NEED to close out the Heat tonight, so they can turn their attention to the 2006 level basketball being played in the Cavs/Magic series. Will James Harden carry…

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Are LeBron and the Lakers facing a gentleman's sweep tonight in Denver? We get swept up in the concept of LeBron heading to San Antonio with Chris Paul to finally provide Wemby with some passing. Bronny can come too. Do the Heat have a chance to execute more Spoelstra superiority, or are the Celt…

After weeks of more restrictive team challenges and hyper-specific assignments, the chefs get a chance to stretch their legs in an open-ended elimination challenge whose directive was … Chaos! fter all the chaos settled, two of the leading chefs found themselves on the chopping block with the threat that both might be sent packing. Laura has emerge…

Zach and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe t…

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes We reflect on Wos' Wednesday performance and his apology for defending Joe Mazzulla, who refuses to adjust. Would you rather have a busy job or a non busy job? Why isn't booking streamlined for doctor's and dentists and why are we still paying rent by check? Mo nominates Eden for a very prestigious and important sociocultural…

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are headed into extra time where the next goal in the seventh game wins the Stanley Cup, what's the name for that situation again???? BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.pa…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Daryl Morey and LeBron James are finally on the same team!! United in grievance against the association for Monday night's classic games. Do the Heat have a fighting chance to steal a game without Jimmy Butler? Would Zion push the Pelicans past the Thunder? Which team down 0-2 …

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Athletic released their anonymous player poll, revealing some interesting opinions throughout the association. Rudy Gobert joins the show to explain why players had him outside the top 5 best defenders in the league and as the most overrated player by a wide margin. Who thinks Keldon Johnson …

Tom and Kevin discuss how much team competition is too much team competition on Top Chef, as the chefs again split up into two teams to come up with a progressive, 5-course meal befitting of a vintage supper club. The producers inject an edgy dose of conflict into the show when the the teams are restricted to just over $20 per diner, and chefs jock…