Episode 595: The Stupid Side of the Internet

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

01:00 Morons

10:51 Racism

17:28 Kamala Harris in Trouble

25:26 Taylor Swift

29:52 Tina Peters

—Jake and I made it to the wrong side of the Internet! Last week, we made fun of Alex Jones for losing everything. He’s been a wart on the butt of society for decades, and it finally caught up with him.

So, naturally, Alex Jones fanboys showed up to call me ’n’ Jake stupid.

We go through some of the dumbest of the dumb insulting us, and then the conversation devolves into separating the artist from the art: Rosanne, Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson, et.

—Idaho Republican Senator Dan Foreman is a douchebag, this much is known. Why? He pulled a big old LOL by telling a Native American woman, “Go back where you came from.”

That’s the thing with racists: they’re so monumentally stupid, they think anything non-white is from “elsewhere.”
It’s hilarious, in a sad kinda way.

—Jonathan C Richardson, also known as Autumn Cordellionè, is a piece of human garbage that shouldn’t be breathing oxygen meant for the rest of us right now.
But, he (she) is, unfortunately.
Jonathan/Autumn did something so horrible, I don’t want to repeat it here.
Went to prison instead of getting the electric chair, which is what SHOULD have happened, and now wants gender reassignment surgery…

…AND A JUDGE SAYS THE STATE IS OBLIGATED TO PROVIDE IT.

The UCLA sued, because they have nothing better do do…

What a waste of everyone’s time, and money.

This all could have been solved with a bottle of sleeping pills.

Kamala Harris needs to hop off the “surgery reassignment for prison inmates” stance and on the “get off this planet” train, stat.

—Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris, and millions of people stopped streaming her music!
Two million, to be specific, leaving her with a mere 91 million fans on Spotify.

Sad that there are two million people out there so stupid that they have to stop listening to music because an artist isn’t as brain dead as they are, but so be it.

Taylor will be fine.

—Oh, to be stupid on the level of a QAnon cultist.

Tina Peters is going to jail, and the world is a better place for it.

Fox News paid over $700 million dollars because they lied about the election, and yet the dumbest of the dumb still believe election fraud was widespread in 2020.

Tina wanted to prove the lie true so badly, she partnered with Mr. Pillow Fella Mike Lindell to subvert the system.
Well, justice prevailed, and the grandma is gone.

The weird thing is: she’s in jail not so much for her crimes, but her absolute inability to join reality, show remorse, and admit she believed a lie.

Dumb.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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