10 News Articles for 9/26/2024 (s3e270) with Humor.

Non Sequitur News

Quick Notes:

Debtors Prison Judge Suspension

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/lawnerd/f/d/judges-tactics-of-overzealous-collection-lead-to-unpaid-suspension/

Still No Copyright for AI Generated Art

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/rightprotect/f/d/author-of-ai-generated-work-rejected-by-copyright-office-says-lack-of-copyright-protection-has-crushed-him/

Careless Driving Ticket

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/woman-receives-careless-driving-ticket-after-rear-ending-state-trooper-in-a-car-wash/

Pirate Library Owes Publishers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/pirate-library-must-pay-publishers-30m-but-no-one-knows-who-runs-it/

Disney Cruise Stuck at Sea

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/disney-cruise-trapped-at-sea-thanks-to-hurricane-helene/

Out of Warranty Batteries

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/an-out-of-warranty-battery-almost-left-this-paralyzed-mans-exoskeleton-useless/

Scam Land Sales

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/fbi-warns-scammers-are-posing-as-landowners-to-sell-properties-to-unsuspecting-buyers/

A fish that tastes with its legs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-fish-doesnt-just-walk-it-tastes-with-its-legs-too/

Digital Stores don't Sell, They License

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/californias-new-law-forces-digital-stores-to-admit-youre-just-licensing-content-not-buying-it/

In-n-Out Bullies Bar

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/in-n-out-bullies-local-sports-bar-into-poke-n-the-eye-menu-item-name-changes/