Scotty Dont Upload This! "The Pilot Episode #1" The ScottyDontX Show podcast

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Ever tried to chase away the blues with a Papa John's pizza? Today, we explore just that—alongside a heartfelt message to our buddy BJ, who’s facing the challenging transition of being 'on the beach.' Emotions are running high as I recount the rollercoaster ride of post-Morning Show Boot Camp life, where the struggle of seeing talented friends exit the industry hits hard. With a sprinkle of humor, I couldn’t help but share the slapstick antics of a construction worker mishap at an off-leash dog park, which provided a brief moment of levity amidst the seriousness. Shoutout to Glenn the Toolbox from Florida for bringing BJ’s social media updates to the forefront. This episode promises a mix of real talk and camaraderie, reminding everyone that even in uncertainty, you're not alone. Whether commiserating over social media surprises or finding comfort in a Discord community, join us for a journey through the unpredictable seas of life. Don’t miss the chance to connect with me as Scotty Don't Ed across platforms like Instagram and Twitter, and maybe even snag an invite to our lively Discord. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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BJ Shea Week Episode 4 of 5: "Watching X-Files with no lights on" 5:00

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Ever thought you'd find yourself in a hot tub filled with Lucky Charms? That's just a taste of the chaos and hilarity we're serving up on the Scotty Don't X Show! I'm here to regale you with tales of outrageous antics from the BJ Shea Show, like the time I cleverly snagged a Nintendo GameCube by mastering the art of outrageous acts. And let's not forget that time I became the unsung hero of a Bellevue live event, armed with only a collapsible table and a knack for foresight. Whether it's about Lucky Charms displacement or the wizardry of table preparation, there's a method to the madness that runs deeper than you'd think. Join me as I reminisce about my brief yet unforgettable intern days and share some mischievous anecdotes featuring my four-legged co-host, Canine, who adds his own brand of comedy to the mix. From navigating the wild world of radio with an unconventional flair to the geeky nods and winks that Doctor Who fans will appreciate, we're all about making every moment an adventure. Plus, don't miss your chance to connect on all the social media hotspots and even dive deeper with our Discord community. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of humor, unexpected wisdom, and a touch of eccentric geekery that guarantees a wild ride you won't want to miss! Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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BJ Shea Week Episode 3 of 5: "I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors" 4:58

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Quick Recap at the start: Ever find yourself on the receiving end of a surprise firing because of a prank that didn't quite land? Picture this: Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, at your service—well, until the ill-fated laughter of a few grandkids led to my immediate exit from a major mobile company. Join me as I relive this bizarre moment from my career, reflecting on the days when toxic work environments were simply the norm, and humor was my only armor. It's a tale of absurdity and workplace culture that might just make you chuckle and shake your head in disbelief. But that's not all—let's switch gears and head to the stands of a frosty Mariners game with BJ's crew from KZOK. From mingling with the likes of Sarah and Waldo to missing out on an electric guitar by a hair's breadth, it's a whirlwind of promos, raffles, and windy stadium seats. With my trusty pup K-9 by my side and a community of lively listeners, the energy never dips. Engage with us on social media, hop into our Discord server, and enjoy a blend of personal misadventures, community tales, and a splash of whimsical nostalgia. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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BJ Shea Week Episode 2 of 5: "Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes" 4:49

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Surprise Style Firings: Ever found yourself in a pickle because of a practical joke? Picture me, Scotty Don't X, at the dog park, sun on my face, K9 sniffing away, recounting my unforgettable brush with the "Jack Mehoff" incident. What began as a simple attempt to lighten the mood with a particularly angry customer spiraled into a comedic saga of corporate miscommunication and unexpected job separation. Join me as I share how this prank gone wrong became one of the more colorful anecdotes in my career and why it still makes me chuckle to this day. Life isn't just about those jaw-dropping moments, though. Let's chat about the rollercoaster ride of radio station shakeups that hit me harder than any job loss ever did. With candid humor and a pinch of chaos, I lay bare the personal growth, professional stumbles, and the hilarity that shaped my journey. Whether you're a longtime fan or a curious newcomer, my tales are here to entertain and, perhaps, resonate with your own adventures. Plus, I'll let you in on where you can catch up with more of my antics across social media – because the fun doesn't stop when the episode ends. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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BJ Shea Week Episode 1 of 5: BJ Shea's Radio Exit: "It's been, one week" 5:02

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Ever wondered what it's like to lose a legend? The recent and unexpected departure of BJ Shea from KZOK left many of us in the radio community reeling, especially since his new role there had just begun this past January. Join me, Scotty Don't X, as I share personal stories and memories from our interactions over the years, including when BJ banned anyone named Max from calling in after one of my infamous prank calls. We’ll explore the profound impact BJ has had on the radio industry and his meteoric rise from tryout shows in 1999 to replacing Howard Stern and even surpassing his ratings. BJ's exit isn't just another industry shift; it’s a seismic change that raises questions about the future of radio and what comes next for both BJ and his fans. With my loyal canine companion, K-9, at my side, we'll take a heartfelt yet humorous walk down memory lane, reflecting on BJ’s influential career. Plus, you can engage with fellow fans and share your own stories on our Discord server. Don’t miss out on this chance to celebrate the legacy of a radio icon and ponder what his sudden departure might mean for the airwaves. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane? 6:27

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Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a podcast scheduling glitch, this episode is packed with my latest escapades. I'll also share the laugh-out-loud tale of how a central check-in glitch at the eye doctor almost ruined my visit—but fear not, my vision is as clear as ever, dilated pupils and all. But that's not all! Meet K-9, my energetic and quirky Jack Russell, Rat Terrier, and Australian Cattle Dog mix, who adds a dash of excitement to our household. With his playful antics and smart tricks, K-9's interactions with our cats provide endless entertainment and a few surprises. Whether he's playing ball or engaging in a game of tag with the kitties, K-9 ensures there's never a dull moment. So, grab your headphones and get ready for a blend of travel plans, pet stories, and the everyday quirks that keep life interesting. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 31 - Pianists and Racers Words and Wonders 6:23

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Ever wondered why someone who plays the piano gets a fancy title like pianist, while race car drivers don't get labeled with something quite as eloquent? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel this linguistic conundrum, diving into the fascinating etymology of words that shape our understanding and highlight the stark contrasts in cultural connotations. Our journey doesn't stop there; we hit the road (and the water!) to decode the mystery of how Hawaii ended up with interstate highways—a tale that stretches back into the annals of history when Hawaii was still just a twinkle in the United States' eye. Brace yourself for a nostalgia trip as we pit the tech of yesteryears against today's Google voice search, revealing surprising insights about which states truly cozy up to the Pacific Ocean. And just when you think you've got your fill of trivia, we tackle the pungent puzzle of why feet can smell while noses tend to run. With a perfect blend of humor, history, and science, this episode promises not just to entertain but also to leave you with some head-scratching facts to impress your friends. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 30 - Welcome to the 30th Anniversary of The SDX Show! 4:08

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Episode # 30 - What do sign makers use for picket signs when they strike? Get ready for a chuckle as we explore this and other offbeat questions on the 30th episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! Join me for a hilarious ride through a game of "Two Stupid, One Smart," where I dig up bizarre internet queries like the fate of synchronized swimmers when one decides to be a solo act in the deep end. Spoiler alert: drowning is not part of the choreography! It's a laughter-filled escapade that promises to brighten your day and leave you with tales to share. We also tackle the age-old mystery: why does a 24/7 7-Eleven need a lock on its door? The answer is both practical and surprisingly insightful, touching on everything from unexpected power outages to sudden health department interventions. It's a blend of comedy and curiosity that not only entertains but also reminds us of the importance of being prepared for the unexpected. So, tune in to this milestone episode and let's share some laughs and wisdom on the Scotty Don't X Show! Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 29 - The Science that Keeps Your Pans Slip-Free - from a not-so dumb question 2:16

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What really keeps Teflon from slipping off your frying pan and onto your dinner plate? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel the sticky science behind this slick kitchen marvel. From the fascinating history of Teflon to its miraculous non-stick properties, discover what makes this technology both a kitchen hero and a maintenance must-know. Get ready for a tantalizing teaser: we’ll reveal the secret behind Teflon’s steadfast grip on pans while ensuring your cooking doesn’t go up in smoke, literally! In our latest episode, we take you step-by-step through the complex process that gives Teflon its superpowers, including the sandblasting, priming, and finishing techniques that hold it all together. Listen as we dish out practical tips on how to pamper your pans, avoiding the perils of high heat that can turn your trusty skillet into a sticky situation. Whether you're an aspiring chef or a curious kitchen crusader, this episode promises to spice up your culinary knowledge with a hearty blend of humor and helpful insights. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 28 - Language Laughs and the Sticky Truth 4:01

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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Come along as we unravel this puzzling enigma, and many more, with a healthy dose of humor and a sprinkle of historical insight. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the lexicon as we ponder why a cake baked in a pan doesn’t magically transform into a pancake, and how shipment and cargo took on their respective transportational forms. If you've ever wondered why glue stubbornly refuses to stick to the inside of its bottle, we’ve got the sticky answers you crave. Listening to this episode is like discovering the inside jokes of the English language, from parkways to paste-eating clubs. We promise a light-hearted exploration of the oddities of words, with our unique spin on why these phrases are far more than the sum of their parts. So, grab a comfy seat and a curious mind, because we’re about to untangle some of the funniest mysteries that our everyday language has to offer. Whether you’re in it for the fun or the facts, get ready to be entertained and educated in equal measure. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 27 - Beyond the Plate: The Heart of a Humanitarian 2:02

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What do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit users, exploring how the term 'humanitarian' is all about promoting human welfare—not snacking on Homo sapiens. Join us for a delightful discussion that blends wit and wisdom, reminding us that whether you're vegan, vegetarian, or a carnivore, humanitarians are united by their dedication to helping others, not by what's on their plate. As we navigate through this playful inquiry, we bring you a collection of the most hilarious and thought-provoking responses. While the question might seem like a head-scratcher, it opens doors to broader reflections on compassion and altruism. So, grab your favorite snack, because whether you're a curious listener or just in need of a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten. Don't miss out on the fun—catch the Scotty Don't X Show on iHeartRadio, Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok! Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 26 - Is the internet stupid, or is it just words? 5:00

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What if the internet's transformation into a breeding ground for wannabe comedians is more tragic than comedic? Explore the curious ways online culture has morphed everyone into self-proclaimed jokesters, often forgetting the crucial elements of wit and subtlety. This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show boldly tackles the chaotic blend of humor and absurdity pervading the digital landscape. We challenge these aspiring comics to elevate their craft beyond random quips and offensive gags, encouraging them to embrace creativity and seek genuine laughs rather than resorting to online trolling or offensive commentary. Join us as we dissect the bizarre world of internet humor, pondering over amusing questions, such as the vegetarian dilemma with animal crackers. We assure you, no animals were harmed—or deliciously used—in the making of these plant-based treats. Subscribe to Scotty Don't X on YouTube for a delightful mix of laughter and insightful reflection. Come prepared with your headphones for a whimsical journey that promises not just giggles but also food for thought, as we navigate the fine line between humor and harassment in this rollicking episode. Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode # 25 - Beetlejuice 2 and the Battle of Nostalgia vs. Freshness 2:36

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Ever wondered how much a sequel can rely on nostalgia before it loses its spark? That's the big question in Episode 25 of the Scotty Dune Text Show, where we give you our spoiler-free take on Beetlejuice 2. We grapple with the fine line between honoring a classic and keeping it fresh, and let’s face it, talking about movies without spoilers is a tricky business! We also revisit the Star Trek reboot era, examining how prequel comics and extended trailers shape our viewing experiences. Whether you're a fan of avoiding spoilers like the plague or you’re okay with a little sneak peek, there's a lot to chew on here. Besides our movie musings, we've got a fun little side note about why a food called "gargle up" doesn't exist (yet), and we promise it’ll give you a chuckle. And hey, we’re always active on social media! Catch us on Facebook and Instagram at Scotty Don’t X for more updates and behind-the-scenes fun. This episode is filled with nostalgia, spoilers (or lack thereof), and random yammering that you won’t want to miss! Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode #24 -Hobby vs Obsession and Pez Dispenser Fame 4:23

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Does your partner's passion for car restoration leave you feeling more frustrated than fascinated? Join us on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we tackle a listener's dilemma: should they ask their husband to abandon his beloved hobby of fixing up classic cars? We explore the fine line between an enriching pastime and an all-consuming obsession. Why should anyone have to choose between clean fingernails and the joy of bringing a vintage T-Bird back to life? We suggest turning this potential conflict into a bonding opportunity, and yes, we even imagine a "Ghost" movie moment, but with car brakes instead of pottery. But that's not all—collectors and hoarders, this one's for you! When does an impressive array of Pez dispensers turn into an overwhelming pile of clutter? We share personal anecdotes, such as stepping away from comic book collecting when prices skyrocketed. And let's not forget how the internet has transformed our relationship with our hobbies. From practical solutions to philosophical musings, this episode is packed with humor, insights, and a touch of nostalgia. Follow Scotty Don't X on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr to stay connected and entertained! Instagram @ScottyDontX, Facebook @ScottyDontX, Twitter/X @ScottyDontX, Yeah... it's ScottyDontX all the time, everywhere, now at once!…

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Episode #23 - Broadcasting Chaos and The Seattle Freeze 14:06

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