We've been missing for Six months because Thom wrote an Audiodrama and now our entire lives revolve around kickstarting it. Here is the first episode! The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne follows bookish teenager Lydia who comes home one day to find her parents missing, their home ransacked, and a book that shouldn't exist waiting for her. Lydia a…

Your Trollocs go over the epic highs and lows of season 1 of amazon's Wheel of Time, taking listener questions along the way! Please enjoy MANgic(tm) responsibly. You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.com, or email us at nevermindthetrollocs@gmail.com Our theme music was written and performed for us by Jame…

we tried so hard and got so far/But in the end it doesn't even matter/we had to fall to lose it all/But in the end it doesn't even matter Remember to email us your questions/comments before the 31st if you want us to read them out! This episode we are watching is: bad You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthetrollocs, at nevermindthetrollocs.c…

This week, there's an impending sense of doom on the horizon... As we segue from topic to topic (much like Lan segues into Nynaeve hehehehehe) we nitpick the things we don't like about the ways, pat ourselves on the back for being right, and hand it to Rand for finally coming out and Dragon his nuts off to the Eye of the World. P.S. Your hosts noti…

What's up ta'veren! This week it's the Moiraine and Siuan show; their mission, their secrets, their illicit lesbian relationship (we are hooting and hollering). We talk about the cornucopia of cultures on display in the Hall of the White Tower, and respect the FUCK out of Rosamund Pike's acting. It's Moiraine's World, we're all just living in it Th…

You can tell when this episode was recorded by how much Brandon Sanderson Feet Talk there is in it... ANYWAY, we talk about Loial's relationship to autism, Perrin's relationship to wolves(from Brooklyn), and the show's excellent relationship with death and loss. Watching: Episode 5 - Blood Calls Blood You can find the podcast on twitter at @nvmthet…

This week we uhh... mostly talk about what Wheelytime races can be found in New York. Oh, and also we get into the variety of intimacies encompassed by the Warder-Aes Sedai bond, consider how the Tuatha'an philosophy fits into this world, and put on our scouters to see Nynaeve's insane power level! This week we are watching e4 - The Dragon Reborn Y…

Hey, new Thom just dropped! He's here to tell us (and Mat) about how cultural prejudice manifests in such a racialy diverse world. Gingers? in MY Wheely Time? It's more likely than you think... As well as how sexy Thom (Merrilin) is, we talk about, how wonderfully badass Nynaeve is, how surprisingly normal the show is about homosexuality, and how b…

For once, listener, we will be minding the Trollocs, because they're hot on our heels as we embark on a harrowing chase out of the Two Rivers that eventually leads us to the super-duper cursed city of Shadar Logoth. On the way we encounter a handfull of whitecloaks, forget what parts of this plot come from Lord of the Rings or not, fall for Mat Cau…

As the Wheel of Time turns, so too do we turn our microphones on and discuss episode 1 of the show! Join us as we begin our journey by discussing platonic milk baths, girlboss-type societies, artifacts of ages long past, horrific beasts of vaguely mammalian nature, and much more! Watching: Episode 1 - Leavetakings You can find the podcast on twitte…

Starting on the 22nd of November, and releasing weekly throughout December and January, we will be watching a Wheel of Time episode and talking about it! The freshest, hottest takes and objectively correct opinions: delivered straight to an RSS feed near you. Subscribe to us! Tell your friends! Start reviewing already! You can find the podcast on t…