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Tracing Darwin: A Somber Synchrony 31:26

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Tracing Owls - OUR NEW PODCAST!!! 1:57

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Subscribe to out NEW PODCAST HERE On Tracing Owls , we will be covering cryptids, aliens, paranormal phenomena, high strangeness, anomalies, obscurities, natural curiosities and general weirdness, as we attempt to catalogue the overlooked, spotlight the disregarded, and remind that the cosmic expanse is much greater than our understanding of it! ====================== Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for creating this amazing podcast artwork! The idea was to have a barn owl cast the shadows of Braxie and Mothman... with its wings! Thus the outline of a mundane little cutey animal is traced onto monstrously eerie silhouettes... which are open to further interpretation 😀 I cannot thank Christina enough for this wonderful artwork which conveys all my ideas of unity between high strangeness and the natural world, so I highly encourage you to check out her work! Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare If you wish to proudly display your weirdness and decorate your physical vessel with a very sexy Braxie, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even different variations of horny bunnies (jackalopes), all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/ ❤️❤️❤️❤️…

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Fauxtopsy! 6:39

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A mysterious cardboard box arrives at the doorstep of an aspiring web sleuth, who soon finds himself entangled in the unexpected absurdity of another dimension. A dimension not only of...sound, it's a podcast, but of (unsound) mind. A journey into an abhorrent wasteland whose boundaries are that of... well... there are no boundaries, pretty bottom of the barrel here... His next stop, the Darwinverse! ====================== This cinematic masterpiece was written, recorded, edited... and scripted, acted, produced... and directed by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Death Investigator No fruit was harmed during the making of this scene (cuz I murdered it beforehand) Check out their podcast, creatively named Autopsy. HERE Check out their website as well at www.autopsypod.com (yes, they are semi-professional) If you can't get enough of their logo and wish to help pay off my bill to this incredible indie podcast, check out their SWAG HERE ...or, If you are, like me, ashamed of exposing your disturbing podcast preferences to the public, then head on over to Patreon and give them some support! Support independent niche creators, because who else is going to provide detailed, objective medical information on the condition of a victim's remains, other than random "true crime" podcasters investigating from the comfort of their own home? ====================== Collaboration scene from Episode 19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread LISTEN TO IT HERE Episode Art was created using Microsoft Paint. You can obtain it for free, by installing a Windows OS on any cheap ass PC. You don't even need to be a graphic designer 😱…

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19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread 40:51

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Death, Decay, Murder, Blood, Vampires...and other keywords which will make this episode more visible to the edgelords of the internet! Today we appease the Cosmic Joker and bring you a morbidly absurd April Fools experience! Yes, watermelons can be vampires too, and no, we are not pranking you. No siree. It's a real thing, just look at the sources below. I'm not making this stuff up. No really...it is a genuine traditional belief...as is killing the elderly with bread! No wait! I can explain! Damn, just listen to the episode... unless you're vegan! Or an old person. Or Serbian. Or a representative of the vampire pumpkin majority! Or... sane, in any sort of way :P ====================== Huge THANK YOU!!! to Autopsy. Podcast for falling victim to our April Fools pranks!..and relieving us of the dreadful curse! Check out their podcast, creatively named Autopsy. HERE Check out their website as well at www.autopsypod.com (yes, they are semi-professional) Also, if you can't get enough of their logo and wish to help pay off my bill to this incredible indie podcast, check out their SWAG HERE ====================== Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Intro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast) SOURCES: Wikipedia: Vampire pumpkins and watermelons Talk Page for above article Wikipedia: Petar Blagojević Wikipedia: Lapot Wikipedia: Sin-eater The vampire ground fruit of the Balkans Will a watermelon left out at night turn into a vampire? Vampire tourism: Kisiljevo in Serbia is where vampire Petar Blagojevich ‘lived’ Reddit: Is the Serbian tradition of “Lapot” myth or reality? Sinful suppers: Sin-eating in England and Wales The Worst Freelance Gig in History Was Being the Village Sin Eater Bojan Jovanović (1997), Ritual of Killing Elders as a Scientific Myth Wilson, Damon (2004). The World's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries . New York: Barnes and Noble Books…

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18½. Chasing Owls: Bedazzlement of the Cosmic Joker 30:46

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We have finally reached 1,500 plays!!! As a special treat for achievingly achieving this achievement, we have decided to gracefully make you cringe by doing our very first non-scripted, non-acted episode! I talk about why I have been a lazy bum the past month, expand upon my concepts and theories of the Cosmic Joker and Hierarchies of Nature and Reality... and talk some more nonsense about high strangeness, abstract realities, the Flatwoods Monster (Braxie), mythology and my own awkwardness! ====================== Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for inspiring this whole conversation, and for letting us feature her magnificent Braxie artwork!!! This awesome art piece may be purchased HERE Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare If you wish to proudly display your weirdness and decorate your physical vessel with the very sexy Braxie, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even different variations of horny bunnies, all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/ ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ====================== For more on the Hierarchies of Nature and Reality, check our Episode 12. Volvox: Corporate Unification of Systematic Multicellularity For more on the Cosmic Joker, otherworldly entities and the psycho-social aspects of the paranormal, check our Episode 18. Extradimensional Psychological Entities For more info on the book I mentioned, titled " Quest for the Unknown: Bizarre Phenomena " check it out on Amazon ====================== Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Intro/Outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com ====================== FURTHER READING: Cosmic Joker Trickster Psychosocial hypothesis HighStrangeness (Subreddit) Charles Fort Forteana Anomalous Weather Entombed animal Flatwoods monster Mothman Fresno Nightcrawler Indrid Cold Gray Barker Flatwoods Monster Solved!…

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We HAD to Say It! 9:42

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What happens when 2 podcasting loudmouths stumble upon each other in hyperspace? Hilarity (and absurdity) ensues! The battle between the ancient and the millennial! The cynical wisdom vs the batshit insanity! The unsuspecting friendly collaborator vs the jackass host who did not disclose his plans to screw him over! This is.... Aaron vs Darwin! (Spoiler: I win!) (My show = my rules) (OK there's no winner, but I'm getting all the plays for both episodes so...nya nyaaa) ====================== Huge THANK YOU!!! to Aaron for allowing me to mooch off his scenes once more!... and for being a great collaborator I guess, yeah, OK. Check out his podcast "I HAD to Say It" HERE Check out his website as well at ihadtosayitpodcast.com ====================== CLICK HERE to acquire legal ownership of a portion of my own soul :) ====================== CLICK HERE if you keep ignoring my links ====================== CLICK HERE for pics ;) You know what I mean ====================== Just please CLICK HERE already >:( (and Support so he can start using dramatic music as well) ====================== Collaboration scenes from Episode 18. Extradimensional Psychological Entities LISTEN TO IT HERE…

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18. Extradimensional Psychological Entities 1:08:05

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The Outer Space, Hyperspace and Inner Space collide!!!...as we attempt to redefine reality, searching for the aliens of our own psyche! The cosmos is as vast as the variety of its interpretations! We are all material constituents of the universal clockwork, yet psychological instigators of infinite abstract realities! Want more pseudo-philosophical nonsense? Hit the Play button! We get very meta and introspective, so much that we find ourselves lost in our own mind... multiple times! Literally! Aliens, UFOs, dreams, hallucinations, hypnosis, psychedelics, even extra-dimensional lifeforms... we talk about it all, yet say nothing! What does any of this even mean? I don't know! I'm pulling stuff out of my ass! It is too large, and the alien probes needed some company :) ====================== Huge THANK YOU!!! to Aaron for helping bring our absurd nonsense to fruition, and playing the coolest character thus far! Check out his podcast "I HAD to Say It" HERE Check out his website as well at ihadtosayitpodcast.com ====================== Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Intro/Outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com Image Credit : Pavel Souviron, CC BY-SA 4.0 , via Wikimedia Commons (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast) SOURCES: Check out this amazing website: AnomalyInfo.com AnomalyInfo: 1977, January 26: Slabs and Blocks Wikipedia: Narrative of the abduction phenomenon Wikipedia: John E. Mack Wikipedia: N , N -Dimethyltryptamine Wikipedia: Past life regression Wikipedia: Psychosocial hypothesis Wiktionary: Cosmic Joker ObscUrban Legend Wikia: Prospect Monoliths Psychology Wiki: Dimethyltryptamine Non-Alien Creatures Wiki: Machine Elf People Seeing Strange Entities When Taking DMT Could Be The Source Of "Alien Abductions" 10 Bizarre Encounters With The Craziest Aliens Ever Huyghe, Patrick (1996). The Field Guide to Extraterrestrials. New York City: Avon Books. pp. 20–21 & 60–61. ISBN 978-0380781287 " Kentucky Close Encounter " by Carla L. Rueckert, article in the Flying Saucer Review , Vol. 23, No. 3, October 1977. Pgs. 15-16, 19.…

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17. Ompax: Secrets, Lies & Fishy Platypusses 36:58

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Join us as we twist and over-exaggerate the very true falsehood of a completely fabricated forgery fish which was totally considered a genuinely authentic species…for over 5 decades! What would you do if you were served an atrocious fish of unknown origin? You’d eat it! And you’d pay for it as well! Because you do this all the time without your knowledge! But hey, at least you move on with your life, instead of making a mockery of the scientific world…unlike some people :) ====================== Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Intro/Outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com YVA voiced with FreeTTS Image Credit : Karl Theodor Staiger (d. 1888), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast) SOURCES: Wikipedia: Ompax spatuloides Wikipedia: Gayndah The Fishiest Fish A Fishy Tale A Book of Creatures: Ompax Gayndah bear mystery Survey Finds That Fish Are Often Not What Label Says What Is Imitation Crab and Should You Eat It? Castelnau, F. (1879). " On a new ganoïd fish from Queensland ". Proceedings of the Linnean Society of New South Wales. 3: 164–165. Whitley, Gilbert P. (1933): Ompax spatuloides Castelnau, a mythical Australian fish . Am. Nat. 67 (713): 563–567. Helfman, G.; Collette, B.B.; Facey, D.E.; Bowen, B.W. (2009). The Diversity of Fishes: Biology, Evolution, and Ecology . John Wiley & Sons. p. 294. ISBN 9781444311907 . Bolt, Roelf, and Andy Brown. 2014. The encyclopaedia of liars and deceivers . Reaktion Books. p. 77.…

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BIRBER MURD!!! 0:59

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Help support a new, amazing, awesome indie podcaster! Murder Bird covers true crime cases involving women and girls, BUT...in a very genuine, respectful and objective way! The topic selections are unique, unconventional, lesser-known cases often unexplored by media and podcasters, and usually not what they seem at first :) If that wasn't enough to get you hooked, hey... the host Sophie does amazing narration... in the sweetest, most pleasant, Britishy (but VERY comprehensible!!!) voice I've heard in quite a while :) :) :) Listen to Murder Bird on any podcasting platform of your choice, such as: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0X7eFIjKnHcU9s99wiB4su Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/murder-bird/id1547857027 ...or any of those others, if you're one of those weirdo people! Follow them on Instagram @murderbirdpod ...or on Twitter...um...also @murderbirdpod If you feel intimidated by the Britishness of the host, and want to be all formal, then send them an e-mail to murderbirdpod@gmail.com And if you like my show, you will give this podcast a 5-star review on iTunes, because I love it, and so do you! Squishy commands it! :) ❤️❤️❤️…

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YVA presents... Real Human Woman 0:59

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Originally posted on Instagram: Help us battle toxic masculinity! Give us a Like, a Follow, and help promote the show! BTW...obviously this is a parody/satire post 😂 It is not a political statement... unless it enhances the quality of our show and helps us become very popular without any backlash or repercussions 🙂 Inspiration: I follow some podcasting hashtags and all I am seeing are glamour images of hot women. I was not aware this has anything to do with podcasts... but I'm joining the bandwagon because I need the plays for my fragile ego 🙂 And obviously... if I am into podcasts... maybe I would rather listen to what a woman has to say, express her intellect and the essence of her being...instead of witnessing what her physical vessel looks like under makeup and filters 🤔 But then again... I am an immature man... so what do I know. Image Credit : lisa runnels from Pixabay (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast) #podcasting #podcastlife #podcastshow #podcast #podcastaddict #podcastlove #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcast🎧 #podcastersofig #podcastersofig #podcastcommunity #podcastmovement #spotifypodcasts #spotifypodcast #spotify #sexy #hotmodel #beauty #beautybloggers #beautiful #beautifulgirls #beautifulwomen #parody…

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21. Sadistic Scumbags from Outer Space 46:51

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MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING!!! In this episode we talk about otters, yes, we’re going there, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel! So naturally, as it is with otters, expect to be exposed to depraved topics which may include kidnapping, child neglect, male aggression, torture, sadism, sexual assault, serial murder, cannibalism, necrophilia, infanticide, and many forms of inter-species violence…and perversion! But that’s not the worst…oh noooo…we are also going to engage in the most controversial and degenerate act known to man: Criticizing endangered species! Oh my! Prepare the stake, we can already smell the burn! ====================== Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Intro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com YVA voiced with FreeTTS Image Credit : Mathias Appel, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast) SOURCES: Wikipedia: Enhydriodon dikikae Wikipedia: Giant otter Wikipedia: Sea otter Adorable Terror: Wolf-Size Otter Hunted in Ancient China The Bear Otter Watch a family of otters ambush an unsuspecting crocodile more than twice their size Smithsonian Magazine: Otterly Fascinating The 6 Deadliest Animals Too Adorable to Run Away From The Other Side of Otters How a River Otter Can Bag an Alligator for Lunch Video Shows Otters Drown And Kill A Monkey At A Zoo The case against otters: necrophiliac, serial-killing fur monsters of the sea Fifty shades of fur? Exposing the dark side of a sea otter’s sex life 'He was humping it. It was so bizarre': Exposing the ‘aberrant’ nature of a sea otter’s sex life Do Sea Otters Rape Baby Seals? Carvalho, Lucélia. (2001). Cannibalism among Giant Otters (Pteronura brasiliensis) . Mammalia. 25. 225-227. Simpson, V.R. & Coxon, K.E.. (2000). Intraspecific aggression, cannibalism and suspected infanticide in Otters. British Wildlife. 11. 423-426.…

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The Breakage of Darwin 4:42

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As a giant THANK YOU to our fans for helping us reach over 900 plays......we're taking a break! Yaaaaay. Bye :) Check out Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video) , which inspired the last bit! ====================== Intro/Outro sampled from " Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3 " by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Follow, Like, Support Francisco via his facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Francisco-S%C3%A1nchez-205622936184228 ....or his Jamendo page: https://www.jamendo.com/artist/370168/francisco-sanchez Check out more of Francisco's music BELOW!!! Mystery and imagination stories - https://www.jamendo.com/album/195217/mystery-and-imagination-stories Mystery and terror sequences (on FREE SOUND LAB) - https://www.jamendo.com/album/195595/mystery-and-terror-sequences Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Kudos to all creators who make amazing, high quality and free content!…

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20. Lux Abyssus: The Insurgence of Flashy 27:30

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In a world of everlasting darkness, where predators lurk in every dark corner…though all of the surroundings are engulfed in eternal shade…there must rise a savior, an eternal illuminator, a bearer of enlightenment, the gateway to the transcendental gleam…because, the only opposition to the abyssal twilight, is the luminosity within. The Haven of the Abyssal Cnidaria want YOU! Distinguish the light from within the darkness of your being! May Eternally Light Thy Flashy! ====================== Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com Intro/outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com YVA voiced with FreeTTS Image Credit : NOAA Office of Ocean Exploration and Research, 2016 Deepwater Exploration of the Marianas, Public domain (Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast) SOURCES: Wikipedia: Crossota millsae Wikipedia: Vampyrocrossota Wikipedia: Bioluminescence Bizarre jellyfish is spotted in the depths of the Mariana Trench: Experts believe the orb-like creature may be an entirely new species Deep-Sea Researchers Spot a Mysterious Jellyfish Near The Mariana Trench This Deep-Sea Jellyfish Is Beyond Belief Mysterious 'Cosmic' Jellyfish Spotted in Remote Ocean Depths This Deep Sea Jellyfish Looks Like It Came From Outer Space Scientists call this a 'psychedelic Medusa' Ocean Explorer: Dive 8: Psychedelic Medusa How this jellyfish earned the nickname 'Psychedelic Medusa' YouTube: Jellyfish: 2016 Deepwater Exploration of the Marianas YouTube: NOAA live April 24 Stunningly beautiful jellyfish! Thuesen, Erik. (2003). Crossota millsae (Cnidaria: Trachymedusae: Rhopalonematidae), a new species of viviparous hydromedusa from the deep sea off California and Hawaii . Magnolia Press Zootaxa. 309. 1-12. 10.11646/zootaxa.309.1.1.…

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19. Cyclomedusa: Titty of the Sea 37:25

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