Season 1 Highlights: What The Hell

Dear Dimwitty: A Ducktales Podcast

In this incredible, unfortunately titled, highly experimental, rambunctious, triumphant, jumbo-sized episode, we discuss...

ghost orb!Roomba!Duckworth, Dewey's determination to die in a tragic buzzsaw accident, Webby as a Weird Girl Done Right, what an evil old bitch Scrooge is, the art of war, the joy of arguing, Character Actress Margo Martindale, Not-Gosalyn, helping puppies, Andy Biersack, the real life George Mallory, setting out to Build-A-Boy to make Launchpad some birthday boyfriends, Forged in Fire, the terrors of the cartoon meritocracy, Scrooge McDuck's ongoing feud with Theodore Roosevelt, the hot-button topic of librarian representation, our own troubled 11-year-old selves, harrowing theatre-based experiences, Frankensteining a podcast mascot together, but we trip and fall and topple into all the lab equipment and look like idiots, the contentious issue of animated birds in chocolate fountains, Hotel California, a pretty great episode of Star Trek, the very real possibility that if you push Gladstone Gander he'll just keep going forever without resistance like a buttered melon, Silicon Valley losers, the most irritating character ever conceived, the karmic narrative punishment of bad behaviour manifesting as "bad luck", tiny little boy rage, beautiful, beautiful AMVs, social frameworks, grieve the death of Launchpad McQuack, fully rewrite the cartoon, pick apart Launchpad's murderous intent, discuss Louie's Pride and Prejudice addiction, lend an ear to some concerned parents, watching The Good Wife with the boys, laughter in media, disrespecting the dead, little boys with an Agatha Christie obsession, an infestation of Daft Punks, an episode of Frasier, Sherlock season five, Greek Mickey Theory, exploding the royals, Stonehenge For Golf, the constant specter of Chris Diamantopoulos haunting our every move, the triumphant return of evil old men, Gustales, Homer's Ithaca vs Ithaquack, the most sublime character ever conceived (Storkules), hallucinated themes, the persistent Della Was Crushed By A Big Rock theory, #notmylouie, Lothario Huey, Launchpad's continued murders, Louie's suit obsession, a return to Gladstone's Bad Hair, the terrible news, the sensual news, the Spaceball, Fecal Friday, the intricacies of Horse Code, the malingering issue of Lipbite himself, the surprisingly palatable Straight Duck phenomenon, Scoorge McDuck, guns that make you ghost, corpse statues, the terrible effect Podcasting can have on a career, Quackerjack's cool new voice, a Jemaine Clement-based vendetta, Scrooge finally gets cancelled, the McDuck Industries Widows and Orphans Fund, girlbosses, poignant abuse metaphors, Lena's Columbo moment, Big Bond movies, coercion, Archer, big horrible orbs, Sealab and its various parodies, 20 year old Gummi-Bear-centric Geocities sites, more bad parenting, the best iteration of a certain skyfaring wolf, little boy tantrums, Jaime Camil, metaphors for Elf Death, beat the everloving christ out of some uquizzes, go to Castle McDuck, learn some secrets, rob some graves, flawlessly impersonate Donald Duck, mourn the lost Law & Order episode, discuss brain surgery, take a trip back to the VS Battles Wiki, try our very very hardest to get Fenton fired because he's really, really, really bad at his job, talk about our Facebook ad preferences, drunk fortnite, familial abuse, take parenting tips from the greatest parental figures ever to die in space, consider the worrying implications of Nether World War II, fall down a rabbithole in our desperation to find out whether Scrooge McDuck can drive, finally find out how Donald Duck would have killed Fidel Castro, address some fan questions, delve into the depths of Scrooge's pizza palace, discuss Magica's rich cultural heritage, epic child murber and the intricate effects of Uno Reversals.

#scrogeisoverparty