Using Your Own Sternum As A Tray Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH podcast

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If it is to be said, so it be... so it is. Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though? Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from being with us? How much those of us who watched his show bear responsibility is for another day. But this is the day his reign ends. * If we come through this, is there a thing where we like talk to each other about stuff normally? fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com * Put in ten bil. Laird can put together the rest, and the exit horizon's like six years: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH * The show's brilliant. Who cares what some... old white dude from The New York Times says? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Biggleton/Adolescence 43:36

12 giorni fa43:36

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What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's new show Adolescence, which is truly a masterpiece, and we are VERY SERIOUS about it because being flippant felt weird. See Sara NEXT WEEK at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially, Sara needs to see this new podiatrist and SHE will tell her she needs new shoes: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E09: DC 44:15

16 giorni fa44:15

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We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two. Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party? So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards! Send us the same email 67 times: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Give us incentives to enhance optimal performance: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Just remember, it is not a courthouse, it is a stage: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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UPVC Double Glazing and a Palm Tree 38:35

19 giorni fa38:35

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Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project. See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Go against the grain and join the Patreon WE STILL NEED YOUR MONEY: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E08: Dundee 51:35

24 giorni fa51:35

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Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode. Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand? Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers! * I could see us collaborating: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com * Listen, a few financial worries are starting to bubble... chat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH * So, we've got this opportunity for you to become involved financially in Sara's show, which I don't know if you've been hearing, but the buzz is excellent: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Angriest Cheerleader 43:26

27 giorni fa43:26

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Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face. See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Join the Patreon if you truly care: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by the ageless Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E07: Return 49:39

4 weeks fa49:39

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We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'. Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg? We're hunkering, let's get down to it! * Give us an in-tray the size of argentina: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com * Pay for someone to touch Sara's head: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH * See Sara's stand-up show, 'Anything For You' at the Soho Theatre - it's a rich gumbo of ideas and buzz words: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2 37:22

5 weeks fa37:22

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We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us, we need you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Patreon us, eventually we'll want to spring for those movers who pack everything in to boxes for us: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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SERVICE SCHEDULE DISRUPTION 1:48

5 weeks fa1:48

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Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening: This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus! Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned. Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Allure of Coffee Enemas and/or Ian Rubenstein 36:06

6 weeks fa36:06

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Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's Soho theatre at the end of March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially for chillbains, new sofas, the works: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by the soon-to-be quinquagenarian, Naughty E. Porty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E06: Argestes 49:41

6 weeks fa49:41

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Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.) If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob? It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively. We hear for you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com We’re a big fan of, uh.. all your money: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH How is this entertainment? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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I Could Have Been a QVC Star 37:52

7 weeks fa37:52

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( sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah. There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font? See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Send us your thoughts, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially, we beg you. Sara found a good podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E05: Tern Haven 59:40

7 weeks fa59:40

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Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep... This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties. Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach? He'd better start speechifying, or we'll send him into the bathroom, and he will stay there until we have answers. (Or until he’s done something with himself.) Share your gossip, investments, art, movies, tittle-tattle, wider cultural interests: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Shove a bar of gold down our throat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Fancy a little after-dinner stargaze? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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A Low IQ By Human Standards 36:34

8 weeks fa36:34

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If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs! - as well as a very strong email game from all you cutie cuties. See Sara in March at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support Sara's medical team: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Edited by young blood Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E04: Safe Room 47:34

8 weeks fa47:34