We are back and this week we're discussing Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 8 - "No Show". In this "bridge" episode of VPR, Jax Taylor is back on supplements and it's causing his breast to get lumps again. Also, James Kennedy has started drinking NyQuil. And most importantly, Lala Kent wants to make sure she knows exactly who will be going on Ari…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's divorce, The Valley season 2, Lala Kent having her second baby, John Janssen and Alexis Bellino getting engaged, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge's feud, and even more than that! (00:00 - 59:29) And then we break down every single thin…

Stassi, Kristen, and Katie continue their reign of terror against Scheana. Also, Stassi confirms definitively that Jax is a sociopath. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning eac…

On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become…

In the wake of the terrorist attack on Pulse nightclub, Lisa and the cast of Vanderpump Rules stand strong and celebrate Pride. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.…

On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠T…

Tom Schwartz gets cold feet and thinks deeply about whether or not he wants to be married to Katie until death do they part. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. An…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Raygun's amazing Olympics performance, Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Villa season 2, Stassi Says, Jax Taylor's Cameo controversy, and Countess Luann's wonderful trip to Scotland with Tilda Swinton. (00:00 - 54:44) And then we break down every single th…

James Kennedy is concerned about how thirsty some of the girls are around him, but he unfortunately doesn't have enough water to quench their thirst. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from th…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's nursery, what the season finale of RHONJ means for the future of the franchise, Riley watching Absolute Power before bed, and much, much more. (00:00 - 44:38) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewiv…

Katie calls it like she sees it in terms of seeing Lala as someone who is dating a married woman. Also, Tom Schwartz gets his revenge on Jax and Tom by making them eat steaks that he put in his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Olympics, the future of cinema, Jax Taylor checking in to a mental health facility, and even more than just those things. (00:00 - 49:15) And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County (54:22) and The…

The staff at SUR are still reeling from Kentucky Muffin-Gate. But will this turmoil affect World Dog Day? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Twisters in 4DX, Brat Summer, Justin Timberlake as well as the latest RHONJ news and Teresa Guidice's call for less hate in Bravo universe. (00:00 - 56:49) And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey - S1…

Summer may just be getting started, but it's already hot as hell at SUR! Join Amy and Riley as we discuss the wonderful season 5 premiere of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules serie…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval suing and unsuing Ariana Madix, Chef Penny suing Something About Her, Jax and Ramona making love to each other, the new film, Long Legs, and much, much more. (00:00 - 50:43) And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Rea…

Amy and Riley discuss all three parts of the chaotic season 4 reunion and say goodbye to another wonderful season of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning eac…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Bravo news that we missed while we were on vacation - Lindsay Hubbard's new boyfriend, Bethenny Frankel running around the Hamptons, and much, much more. (00:00 - 35:20) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the wonderful…

The season 4 finale of Vanderpump Rules is here! Lisa Vanderpump lets all of her employees celebrate Tom and Katie's engagement party at her home. Kristen gives a wonderful speech to honor her two friends, and James shows off his handmade version of the Pump Sessions album he's been working on. The feeling of love and camaraderie carries with them …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Turtle Time is on vacation! On this week's pre-recorded episode, Amy and Riley finally take on Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky and marvel in its power and beauty. If you enjoyed this pre-recorded episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping th…

Lisa Vanderpump will let Katie use Villa Rosa for her engagement party, but will not allow Kristen and Stassi to come. Tom Sandoval and his friend shoot a music video for their hit song, Touch in Public. And also, for some reason, Jax decides that he really wants to end his relationship with Brittany. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Tim…

Amy and Riley are on summer vacation, but you won't even notice as they discuss their delightful experience at Something About Her and also uncover the secrets of Vanderpump Rules season 11. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules s…

Katie and Stassi test the waters of becoming friends again despite Scheana, Jax, and Lisa's warnings. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the first six episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 and the state of RHONJ as a franchise. If you potentially enjoyed this episode for some reason, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content!…

All hell breaks loose at the beach when Ariana finds out that Kristen Doute performed untrained and unsanctioned sketch comedy at a comedy club. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beg…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On today's special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking final part of the Summer House season 8 reunion. What a wild Summer House journey we've all been a part of. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're r…

Jax Taylor officially makes the claim that he's the number 1 guy in the group. Meanwhile the rest of the group is haunted by a ghost from their past. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from th…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of the Summer House season 8 reunion as well as The Valley finale. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the begin…

Amy and Riley Present: A Conversation with Summer House's West Wilson. If you enjoyed this conversation with West Wilson, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear our exclusive series recapping Vanderpump Rules each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠T…

We're back in the blog era, Villa Rosa VIPs! Katie is celebrating her new enterprise, Pucker and Pout, with a huge party. But unfortunately James, Lala, and Faith's invites seem to have gotten lost in the mail... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley confidently discuss the Summer House season 8 finale. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncoverin…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss meeting West Wilson and him being one of the nicest people in human history, and then they discuss the war that is bubbling up between Loverboy and Spritz Society. (00:00 - 29:39) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 3 (30…

Lisa Vanderpump admits to participating in a blackmail scheme to get Stassi's sex tape back so that one of her former employees won't sell it to tabloids. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series fr…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the opening of Something About Her, Riley reads a new installment of The Reality of a Scandal, they discuss Jesse Lally on Watch What Happens Live, and Riley going to Jax's Studio City. (00:00 - 34:54) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season…

As Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor's birthday trip devolves into a drunken nightmare, Stassi Schroeder comes back into the Vanderpump Rules universe like a powerful beam of pure light. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss Kyle Richards seeing a mouse on her car, TurtleCon 2024, and much more. (00:00 - 26:32) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 1 (26:32) and then they give their brief thoughts on The Valley (1:49:46) and Summer House (2:17:…

Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval show the world how two people can have the best birthday trip of all time. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even mor…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss various fast food deals and stuff that you can buy at Dodger Stadium and then they talk about Lala Kent possibly becoming a cast member on The Valley (00:00 - 8:40) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale and dissect it like nothin…

Stassi Schroeder has been seen skulking around SUR waiting for the perfect time to reclaim the group that she forsook. But she'll have to sit down with Lisa first... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rule…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the film Challengers, Something About Her officially opening, Vanderpump Rules being put on pause, Riley's wife being put on the witness stand to defend Ariana Madix in the court of law against Rachel Leviss, and much more! (00:00 - 38:14) And then they…

Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules season 4, episode 10 - "No Strings Attached" - in which Jax and Lala decide to flirt with each other to an almost unfathomable degree, and Tom Schwartz pulls off an elaborate proposal at Rock & Reilly’s. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episo…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley discusses going Chili's to get the famous Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay Espresso Martinis, and the Something About Her opening. (00:00 - 22:33) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 13 (25:33), The Valley - season 1 episode…

Instead of cheating on their girlfriends in Vegas, Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval decide to get tattoos on their asses to honor their commitment to them. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Real Housewives firings and dip into the Bravo Vault. (00:00 - 25:20) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 12 (25:20), The Valley - season 1 episode 5 (1:38:07), and then Summer House - season 8 e…

Ariana wants to celebrate her 30th birthday weekend with the person she loves the most, but apparently there's like a huge construction yard in Vegas where you can like crush shit with bulldozers. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll b…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss France, Notre Dame, Pirates of the Caribbean, the mid-season trailer of Summer House, and Jax and Brittany's faltering marriage. (00:00 - 32:31) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 11 (32:31), Summer House …

James Kennedy continues his reign of terror upon the Vanderpump Rules universe, and Lisa Vanderpump shares the wonders of SUR Restaurant with 12 homeless teens. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules ser…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jeremy Madix getting engaged and Jax Taylor criticizing Vanderpump Rules. (00:00 - 42:05) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (season 11 episode 10), and The Valley (season 1, episode 3). If you enjoyed this episode, join the …

Lisa Vanderpump planned two perfect parties for Gay Pride and she's expecting everything to run smoothly. But unbeknownst to her, James Kennedy is threatening to ruin everything by showing off all of the sexual-related bites he got after having sex with one of Lisa's employees. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a V…

iI's a special episode, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Villa (which airs Monday, April 1st on Hulu) and the latest beautiful episode of Summer House (Season 8 Episode 6) Start Your Engines. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusiv…