”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)

I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Donnie and the Feds" (to the tune of Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets")

MAGAts, better look on Twitter

Donnie raided for nothing

‘Cept stealing something nuclear

Yeah, he’ll sell it to anyone

Who wears a crown

So, let’s all grab some booze and popcorn

For he’s going down

So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out

Their heads deep up his ass

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y

Without ol’ Donnie’s consent

Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked

Oh, his safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

MAGAts, they’re coming for you next

Clear your search hist’ry

And don’t steal White House documents

Because watching porn is the same as treason

Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise

They’re just blind from whacking-off

So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out

Their heads deep up his ass

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y

Without ol’ Donnie’s consent

Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked

His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out

Their heads deep up his ass

D-D-D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y

Without ol’ Donnie’s consent

Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked

His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

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