We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that. Semi-live from Vancouver BC. FuGrrl is tired and hungry. New mic stands. Can you tell the difference? What's the Weather? Pot smoke! FuGrrl's Canada prejudices ge…

Los Apuntes (The Notes) We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger! Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a great bar, so it wasn't all bad. Check it out if you're ever in CDMX: El Diente de Oro. If you know CDMXCPLLKNG4U on SDC, ask them why th…

Show notes Memba us? Talking about swinging as transients Why Mexico? How did we break into swinging here? El Grupo on WhatsApp SDCand SwingLiving are the two big websites in Mexico City Apartment swinging Swinger clubs in Mexico Trying to get things going in Mexico City Temptations vs Desire A nomad laments and laments and laments Going to Vancouv…

We're exhausted -- hope we don't sound too tired. Thanks for all the well wishes! Nice meeting the Cunninghams. Hi to LG Fun Couple! We'll be at the Lifestyle Lounge takeover of Desire Riviera Maya from March 4 - 11 Here we go Steelers! Welcome to football talk with Mr and Ms Swap Fu FuGrrl's New ToyWe're going to randomly wear the costumes we have…

Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode. Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year. Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/ Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis. We got hacked by some Russian fucking guy! Check out Regus for all your virtual office needs -- we use…

Not too many notes this time -- This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groups Chili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt! Andy's First Responder Chili Recipe Brown: 4 lbs ground beef Add and sauté til clear: 1 onion 4 cloves garlic Add …

Sports (I later realized the Steelers had a bye this week.) Politics It's election time in the US! Stolen yard signs! At least this didn't happen http://fox6now.com/2016/10/26/caught-on-camera-underwear-clad-man-sets-donald-trump-yard-sign-ablaze-in-platteville/ Are a couple beers with lunch considered Day Drinking Why Mr Fu became a Democrat... no…

You want notes? Here's your damn notes! We're getting older -- but glasses? Really? FuGrrl plugs her ladies-only kik group Google image search your private photos to make sure people can't find your vanilla profiles Traveling for swinger events in beach towns Going to Pittsburgh for the Cowboys-Steelers Birthday Pub Crawl! The night before a Longho…

A bunch of random of shit as always. We talk about Singles, Parties and Trump. FuGrrl gets a tarot card reading for her birthday. Thank you Janet! Find sex educator Janet Treviño at http://www.janettrevino.com Twitter: @janettrevino210 Facebook: janettrevino210 This episode's songs come courtesy of our roofers -- "DEL Negociante" by Los Plebes del …

Hey Now Folks! We're back! Just some abridged notes. We're just going to talk about whatever the fuck we want from now on. Listen for details. Just a warning it may not always be about swinging. We talk briefly about our trips to Desire with the SDC takeover, Naughty in N'Awlins and our ever-popular Sunday Fundays. Friends on Mic: On July 3rd we ta…

Happy Birthday FuGrrl! Swinger Awareness Update Go to Reddit and check out the discussion. Want to help? We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app. Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters? Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation.…

Trying to keep this one under an hour! Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information. The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart" MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms! My Mexican Mother Recipe Shake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight…

Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much! UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html Minnesota club barred from opening (Distracted by our hot producer) Tips on reddit on how …

Opening comments Much love to Debbie and her new headset! Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/ Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article: http://www.zdnet.com/article/timeline-googles-role-in-global-sex-censorship/ What’s the Fu be up to? Mardi Gras Party Co-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's Day Different /…

Hello Friends! January's was crazy! Sorry the last podcast was late. Oh and sorry for the audio problems in the last episode. It must be going around. The Black Ring makes an appearance on the Savage Lovecast #430. Check out the blog mention. Flirty really works for swingers too! https://www.yahoo.com/style/11-pretty-cool-things-you-didnt-know-abou…

This and that... It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa! Threesome Etiquette? Nope. We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show. Sound complaints. We're trying! We took a chance and had the Girls Uncorked couples party at our house. It was a success! Swinger Santa sighting…

Intro and Welcome Vacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico! Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights? Programming Notes and Announcements Book “ A Modern Marriage: A Memoir”, by Christy & Mark Kidd. Tells their positive story about swinging, trials and successes. They still swing! Debbie n Mike are reading and enjoying it. http://…

A visit from our Swap Fu Swinger Club correspondent -- Tiffania! Plugging HUMP! http://thestranger.com/hump Mr Fu gets shamed! Bad Mr Fu. Bad! Getting sex on the calendar. Half of us got it right. Getting our swirl on. Congrats to all our swinger newlyweds! OktoberFUst. You should have been there! Titties on the pool table. Back in the air with Mr …

Quick note... Sorry this is a little late -- we recorded on 10/10/2014 but I've been super busy. Also, we repeatedly refer to the episode song as Fine Shine by The Period Ring -- it's Fineshrine by Purity Ring. We're goofy, we know. What’s the Fu been up to? Above average pub crawling with the Average Swingers Pre-Crawl Pizza at Home Slice Violet C…

Intro and Welcome/What’s the Fu be up to? Production note: Sorry about the boomy audio! Back from Naughty N’awlins DSI Drinking plan Sexing plan Restaurants and Bars: The Beaches Razoos Johnny's Po Boys on St Louis Felix Red Slipper Cafe Royals House Bloody Mary Review NIN schedule WTF is a contribulator?! Three mini topics People that make me feel…

What's up? Well... Thank you Los Swingers for hospitality once again! Tost rocked it out for FuGrrl's birthday! Full circle and then some. In the news... Herman Munster Gets Rapey: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dressed-herman-munster-raped-3934576 (Will selfies replace mug shots?) 15 Celebrities Swingers: http://madamenoire.com/453365/15…

First off... Today we hit the road to Atlanta to visit our good friends, the lovely Los Swingers! First some sad news -- thank you very much for all the love and support Girls Uncorked couples party! Los Swingers need another Girls Uncorked chapter in Northeast Georgia. ABC Swinger news story Huffpo article on what to expect at a swingers resort De…

What’s up? Summer is here. We’re hot in San Antonio! We have a listener producer, Debbie from DebbienMike on Kasidie :) In June Kasidie’s Girls Uncorked - couples parties http://www.girlsuncorked.com Join Swap Fu Community on Kasidie http://www.kasidie.com Facebook Girl Uncorked group? Help? Swingers in the news Quick news item - Two police officer…

---Corrected Euless Meet and Greet Date! It's May 30 not May 31. Sorry!--- Thank you for joining us once again! FuGrrl is loving being Girls Uncorked chapter hostess! The new Girl Uncorked chapter in the Texas Hill Country A Girls Uncorked is coming to St. Louis, courtesy of a San Antonio transplant For more Girl Uncorked information go to: http://…

Holy shit! We interviewed a couple! The mics were out after a date so we interviewed a couple victims friends. Pre... Setting expectations Friends First vs Fuck First Mr E talks about daring -- get out there! Ms J discusses the play benefits of separate room play at house parties Discussing insecurities of your partner being with someone else -- tu…

Endless gratitude to our listeners for sticking with us all this time!! What's up? So long Club Prestige! Better to have two clubs than one. A vanilla New Years Eve Mr and Ms Swap Fu alternate off-nights at a couple events Feeding the community by introducing people There's more swingers out there than you think FACT Check: There are 470,000 househ…

What's the Fu been up to? OktoberFUst of course! What a great party! - We welcomed our friends from Georgia -- Looking forward to your next visit. - Dodging vanillas - Setting up with a little help from our friends Meeting swingers at a bar for Beer Bingo - A fun, low-pressure way to meet swingers FuGrrl on Twitter on hiatus for the sake of safety …

Where's the Fu at? We went to New Orleans! Colette is the coolest. Amazing service. Uncompromising DJ. Awesome decor. Should definitely be on your must-do list. Plus we had a surprise encounter when we got there. A successful meet and greet with the San Antonio Pervs at the Bonham Exchange. Odds and Ends The Pervy Little Social Club takes a misstep…

What have we been up to? Sober summer; from solstice to labor day. Second year and going well. How do we swinger sober? Fake it 'til you make it! 4th of July at the Bonham Exchange: http://bonhamexchange.com Topic: Discussion of the Vanity Fair video: http://video.vanityfair.com/watch/vanity-code-how-to-behave-at-a-swingers-party A discussion of th…

Happy Father's Day to you and Happy 50th Episode to us! (If you like listening to Mr Swap Fu, this episode is for you.) Check out the Swinger Subreddit for good swinger discussions: http://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/ Good discussions on orgy management, threesomes vs foursomes and younger swingers woes. Topics: Knowing when to throw in the towel. Ca…

What's the Fu been up to? Desire trip -- borrowed partners and the soggy grapes of wrath Career changes and plane old problems An orgiastic experience. More more more. Tonight's Topic What does your partner do that annoys you? Maybe a size queen should take a turn for the team. Side bar about Pillow Princesses Why won't my wife have rough sex with …

What's up? Well... We had the 2nd Annual Mardi Gras Party Setting expectations for party guests -- dress and behavior Meeting our trucker friends Mr. Fu private pilot training Ms. Fu hosted Girls Uncorked (http://www.girlsuncorked.com) Spurting on about squirting. Thanks Mr K! Squirting is not a gateway sexual activity Progressive Swinging... Progr…

A quick update... Are you in the lifestyle and don't even know it? odds and ends: side benefits of being in the LS The staycation party idea. You and four of your closest friends hanging at your house. Hire someone to come in and make breakfast? Going to Desire with Swingercast, March 23 - 30. More details at Swingercast.com Episode music: Florida …

A quick catch up after oh so many months! We spent the summer sober. What was that like? Party Recap: The OktoberFUst We went to Desire Pearl! Not with a group... interesting times. What to bring to a house party or just etiquette in general? Look here: http://what-is-swinging.com/swinging-etiquette.htm This episode's music is "Loveliest Creature" …

Beat the heat! Stay indoors and swing! 2-1/2 months since our last podcast... staying busy and lots of fun. Our dating attempts have been mixed at best. Parents! Give your kids a break and get out of the house. How experienced are we? Mr Swap Fu says we're still new. Are we old and creepy? You be the judge! 1, 2, 3, 4 party fouls! The episode song …

A 10 minutes topic turns into a freefrom, hour-long conversation about our recent trip to Desire Resort and Spa in the Mayan Riviera with the Swingercast group. Observations and tips There weren't many tan lines at Desire, so we decided to bring you this song by the band Tanlines from Brooklyn. The song is called "All of Me" off the album Mixed Emo…

Recapping Podcast Comments Cuckolds are people too The good and the bad of the effects of swinging on self-image Why we don't have guests on our podcast Swing can only be improved but never mastered Topic: What's next for the Fu? Continue self-improvement: mind as well as body Going to Desire! It's a just a trip to the beach, really. How we're goin…

Opening Toronto city officials asked to license swinger's clubs? http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/01/16/19251646.html?cid=rssnewscanada A flurry of Swinger Grindr-like apps for mobile phones. Expect more anti-competitive craziness, a la SDC and Lifestyle Longue. Talk about the Adult Friend Finder bullshit date. After so much talk about of mo…

The Spanker RevealedOpeningSwingers getting a bad wrap from shows like “Disappeared” Swingers at a family event. What happened? Pro tip: Just invite smart friends ;) Topics Get Togethers -- Woop Woop! There ain’t no such thing as a small get together Must develop a party checklist -- the checklist manifesto by Atul Gawande We played the LMFAO Pando…

What's the Fu been up to? Co-hosting a party. Shared responsibilities. Opportunity to meet new people. Swinger friends rule because they get excited and bring drinks, snacks and toys! They also care better care of your stuff and have fun! Staying sober until 11:30 helped Mr Fu. As hosts, be ready to meet people. "Welcome to our home!" Shout Outs: T…

Hang in there for fun! -- Photo courtesy of Cliff and Jaime What did the Fu do? Full Moon Party Photo shoot: The beauty and the... where did he go? Thanksgiving vs Friends Giving vs Black Friday Enjoying having friends over Guy with the hat update We had an anniversary. Thank you for the well wishes Topic Ms Swap Fu wants to learn more about female…

Shout outs to long haul truckers, Australian travelers and http://caramelcraze.com/ (Great website!!) What's been bugging the Fu's? Learning to embrace age differences Different Swinging Styles And being in the moment... (Thank you Doris!) Also... Halloween Party recap! We're going to the Moon Party at Pace Bend Park... come join us!! Episode Music…

Pre-production notes!! Tell us you're not a little impressed.Thank you for your blog comments and voicemails! Warming up the house slowly Mas Vegas: Some more details given in context of how we don't go into details Mindfulness: Were we in the right headspace? Thank you Dan Savage for giving us some insight on the dating mind -- we're all newbies s…

We're finally moved into the new place... mostly. We're back! Ms Swap Fu gets Uncorked. Join the Girls Uncorked chapter in your city. Las Vegas trip highlights and tips and tricks for swinger travel newbies The Sex-Related Injury We talk about staying active in the lifestyle during a life transition FuGrrl wants to know how you gracefully exit a se…

What's the Fu been up to? Ms Swap Fu gets her kink on with a guy in Lederhosen Ms Swap Fu meets Johnny Taser Booty call -- Buffalo Wild Wings interrupted The Trojan Truck -- Where's the Wienermobile when you need it? Hotel party -- Our party planned shared. Good setup Topic Self-improvement and the lifestyle What can you work on? What do you do abo…

What did the Fu do? Meeting our hot friends at the amazing Swinger Mecca: Trapeze Atlanta Topic Swinger date dynamics. Get private! Never the hook up -- you see them over and over and you never hook up The Jackknifed four-way Guys that can't stop watching their girl and the power of the switchback This and That After-party participant selection. Ye…

Howdy! Your friendly neighborhood swingers, the Fu's take you to the river as they rundown the highs and lows of the Krewe of Swingtown Guadalupe River Trip Battling vanillas for river domination In praise of Boris and Doris and the Swingercast Friends Topic: Mr Swap Fu talks about relearning to bringing flirting back to his vanilla life. Where do …

Feedback People ask us about our musical tastes. We generally broaden our musical selections by listening to channels we like on Pandora. Our favorite stations are: Ladytron Au Revoir Simone The Ting Tings The Killers The Sounds Mr. Swap Fu mourns his 20's last to grunge. Condom update: Female condoms... Out! (Thanks Allie) What's the Fu been up to…

Shout outs Positive reviews on iTunes. Keep them coming, they help us share the podcast with other swingers and wanna be swingers. Always, thank you to our awesome listeners and twitter followers Fu News Naked Condom’s $56 dozen. Naked Foundation Wii Dare you to buy this game. More info Topic Related to Friends First, Fuck First. Is it a Part II?: …

Meet us on the Guadalupe River with the Krewe of Swingtown: June 24 - 26 Memorial Day in Chicago. Come for the Fu, stay for the Leather: May 27 - 30 Glow in the dark party at Mystique. Will we reconnect with our raver past? Pro Tips: Always take time to meet new people at the club. It will give you a chance to step away and reconnect with your part…