Originally recorded 10/12/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Steamship roasts and soup meat table legs. Cornhole defined. Steel magnates, how do they work? Rednecks lack fire etiquette. Drinking that corn right now. Redneck faux-ingenuity. Crisis in New Jersey: Hungry bears, Ebola, Enterovirus, and seamless transitions to fast food. Comic Con and Cosby…

Originally recorded 9/30/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. The bullshit legend of Shen Long. The British and Japanese had it all figured out in the late 80’s. Steev, the app idiot. Bend-gate and Latte-gate. Farewell to Captain Giftbasket. Asian dominance of Flea Markets, cheap weaponry, and iMac swindles. The problems with Forrest Gump. Haley Joel Osm…

Originally recorded 9/10/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. My team, your team. The bastardization of hashtag punchlines. Deli coffee, 7-11, and Quick Chek’s horrendous promotion. Brutalized buttered rolls. Joe Buck hate is everywhere, even on Derek Jeter Day. Considering Popeye’s agenda, maybe Bluto was never wrong? Jason Statham is a reluctant kicker…

Originally recorded 7/1/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Buzzfeed lists are as stupid as Gilligan hats. Soccer is a sport. Philly is horrendous, natural flavors aren’t always great, and Action Park is probably dangerous. Thank you for listening - buy something nice for yourself - you deserve it. Download MP3 Like on Facebook Subscribe on iTunes…

Originally recorded 6/24/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Steev complains about nothing. Predator 2 sheds light on one of Ken’s terrible personality traits. Undersea parrots. Remembering Richard Grieco and The Almighty Thor. Business trips and pink drinks. Pennsylvania assholes, New Jersey pride, and biting Italians. Ken’s fellow passenger expectatio…

Originally recorded 6/10/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Steev cries despite being on the innanet. The modern day time capsule and porn subterfuge. Real hispanic food in Dover, New Jersey. Panhandling and drug deals. Senior citizen night at IHOP gets awkward. Clothes that close sales. Steev resists tablet culture. Al Bundy never owned a tablet. We’r…

Originally recorded 5/13/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Chapter 2: Rage. Tank guy sympathy. Ken lets a lot of things go. Earwax complications and hearing tests. The psychology of medical scrubs. Medical industry stifling and brutal doctors. Casino comped doctor visits. Gym rat cop-blockers. Ken’s irrational, and rational, dog-walking fears. Thank y…

Originally recorded 4/29/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Fuck books, spoiler alert. Summer purchases and lawnmower safety. Quality brands, and customer service. If you gotta switch a tag, you gotta switch a tag. Bearcoon vermin problems and cansmithing. The pure joy of punching animals in the face. Throwing a proper punch. Furry fight club, don’t go…

Originally recorded 3/19/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Is this real life, or is this just grown men using the word fantasy on a daily basis with their friends? The Mets’ talent for losing money. Rube Goldberg betting. ’Speriences, like being forced into your goddamn civic duties. ”Courthouse?”. Fake trial blue-balls. Fuck a parade, but bagpipers a…

Originally recorded 3/5/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Travoltization, the Oscars, and Harold Ramis. Hobo celebrity tactics. The breakdown of Hollywood’s undead. Nick Cage, he’s the guy when there’s the problem. Being rich and saving lives. Winter storm naming rage. Yankees, Superman, firefighters, and Pristine Sneakers. Sad mailbox cartoons, quest…

Originally recorded 2/18/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. We smell of cabbage and foot parmesan. More TV show marathoning. There’s always a GUI for everything. Clayton calls in. Being beautifully, wonderfully racist. Tablet culture and Bruce Willis. Welcome to Earf. Drug policy, enforcement, and bodies in Texas. Political talk followed by baseball ta…

Originally recorded 2/4/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Ken the lying asshole. Baseball memories and John Smoltz’s stupid face. Superbowl party guidelines and playing “the boxes”. Tablet culture teens. Facebook fuckery. Halftime miming. Steev’s favorite RHCP song that he can’t remember. Casting evaluation of the Toby Keith Spider-man trilogy. Clint …

Originally recorded 1/28/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Grammy tribues and Metallica being horrible. Good live bands vs. good studio bands. Ken and Steev reminisce about the good old days, online gaming, and almost getting stabbed. Don’t pick Spanish names at Fuddruckers, even if you’re playfully racist. A strange recollection of “dialers”. The fir…

Originally recorded 1/21/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. Snow shoveling laws and walking on the street. Talking schemes. Snow driving funtime! The sad tale of Steev’s death. Lizard men among us. Dead eyes. Doge coin logistics and Jamaican bobsledding goodness. Bitcoin and hoarder sadness. The false joy of shopping and the lack of appreciation. Disap…

Originally recorded 1/14/2014, hosted by Ken and Steev. The things that bring a smile to Ken’s face, off top. Steev is angry with vines being everywhere. Facebook tagging etiquette. The worst phone troll ever calls in. Nest gets sold for $3.2B, a third less than Snapchat was offered. Bronies. Takanakuy, when the blood is boiling on Peruvian Christm…

Originally recorded 1/7/2014. DJNewStyle and Steev get queasy as they talk about old technology, Frank’s camera, and cassette adapters. The abuse of convenience and overwhelming laziness inspires an intense rage. Ken has too many goddamn coffee makers. Steev isn’t ready to abandon physical media. Nobody gives a shit about your plans for 2014. Thank…

Originally recorded 12/17/2013. DJNewStyle is joined by Steev to talk about Egyptian snow, Santa Claus, and Christmas. Ken ruins a series for himself, Steev considers himself to be a well-read individual (despite hating books), an Asian gentleman has a foot-hand, Atheists make their annual plea, and Ken undergoes a bizarre dental exam. Thank you fo…

Originally recorded 12/10/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev kick off the holiday season by discussing notable death cash grabs and the difficulties Steev faces as a single gentleman in his thirties. Clayton calls in to point out his intolerance for cackling hens and Germfreak calls in to confront Steev about a mysterious tweet. Thank you for listening - b…

Originally recorded 11/26/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk black friday, Germfreak’s disgusting filth, germaphobes on a plane, and a mother of fifteen who is doing everything wrong. Thank you for listening - buy something nice for yourself - you deserve it. Download MP3 Like on Facebook Subscribe on iTunes…

Originally recorded 11/19/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev have hit a milestone episode and decide to take a look at the significance of four-hundred. They talk about major league baseball, the early days of computing, and inappropriate company Christmas parties. To mark the occasion, Ken is presented with a gift fit for a true champion of talk radio. Th…

Originally recorded 11/12/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about podcast networks, extinct species, and Steev’s dream job. We forgive baby seal clubbing Eskimos after a YouTube video helps us understand their situation. We explore Steev’s occasional adventures in drunken social networking, we’ve found the worst cyst popping video on the Internet, an…

Originally recorded 11/5/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev reflect on the fruits of Election Day, discuss their differing Halloween experiences, and explain this horrendous video of Ken wearing a Thundercats costume. Have you ever avoided a Television show or movie because of its following? Have you ever stolen one of Steev’s Facebook updates? Are you abl…

Originally recorded 10/15/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about pissy small business owners, fruit fly infestation, the creepy adults who work with children at McDonalds, Satisfries, White Castle, and other foods that will destroy your toilet. Thank you for listening - buy something nice for yourself - you deserve it. Download MP3 Like on Facebook …

Originally recorded 10/15/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev are disgusted by the current generation and their intentionally shitty music, their inability to deal with anonymous criticism, and their poor hate mail skills. We don’t give a shit if you like Chinese food, we know what the fox says, and we can tell the difference between religious history and a…

Originally recorded 9/24/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev have a special guest: Streeter Seidell from MTV’s Pranked, College Humor, and White Whine. They talk about dog ownership, the old-fashioned business of books, whiney white entitlement, and the iron grip a city can apply to social individuals. It was a fun conversation with a creative, insightful g…

Originally recorded 9/17/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about their treatments for the common cold and being the sick guy at work. An attempt is made to understand why the heartland of this fine Country is so upset with the winner of a pageant they shouldn’t have been watching. Large furniture is disposed, new furniture is delivered, and we try to…

Originally recorded 9/3/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev aren’t cool with most things you do in a public bathroom, but they do enjoy a late evening spent watching Mike Tyson video, talking to their friend Jimmy about his status as a corporate axeman, and taking video games too seriously. They monitor Sylvester Stallone’s online interactions, check in on …

Originally recorded 8/27/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev are too old for MTV, but young enough to properly research twerking. We try to figure out what happened to music, we touch on the public’s fascination with pop stars that look like an amalgamation of doll parts that were fished out of a pool filter, and we try to figure out why tying a vote to a g…

Originally recorded 8/20/2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about Chris Sabo’s stupid glasses, Ken’s high school art teacher losing her mind, old lady perfume and barn jackets, and Clayton calls in to reminisce about a time he got his ass kicked. It rained in the Outer Banks, the sun shined at the Jersey shore, and the hero of the summer is the zipper…

This episode consists of segments from two episodes that were never posted. DJNewStyle, Steev, Germfreak talk infestation, American heroism, and play the second installment of Guess the Top Name. The second unposted segment covers the horrors of working from home, learning new skills, and failing miserably. Thank you for listening - buy something n…

Originally recorded August 6, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev discover enjoyable solitude, reminisce over console controllers, talk with Clayton from Texas, and feel the chilling guilt trip of a nearby charity collection with a cashless wallet. Steev is a biter, not a thrower. Ken is frustrated by the PivoTrim, but pleased with his new Shure 55SH. Toget…

Originally recorded July 23, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev are initially irritated by, then put in awe of David Venable’s ability to orgasm from a piece of brownie. After that passes, they discuss the DMV-related plight of a moaning Spanish woman, Steev’s method for mouse disposal, and Ken’s stance on Taylor Swift fandom. They’re aging, they’re frustr…

Originally recorded July 16, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev are joined by Germfreak, who has misplaced his microphone. Germfreak shares his technique for ordering meatless Egg McMuffins, gives an update on the wife and kids, and pretends to understand Instagram. Together, they talk fast food breakfast, the merits of domestic travel, and play two games:…

Originally recorded July 2, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about foot odor, painting in 90 degree heat, and believing in products that promise to end our troubles. They discuss MTV’s Catfish, stress the importance of Internet Smarts, and receive a surprise call from Musician J. Mark Inman. Thank you for listening - buy something nice for yourself …

Originally recorded June 25, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev agree with Brian Cashman’s feelings toward Alex Rodriguez, talk about Ken’s poor Team Building exercise performance, explore their feelings toward Steev’s latest wretched Internet offering, and talk to FranksSkinTags for the first time. Also covered: Nik Wallenda’s desire to becomes the next R…

Originally recorded June 18, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev express their family barbecue desires, their mutual fear of the former murder capital, the wonder of your seventh Cirque Du Soleil, why you shouldn’t travel to India’s holiest river. Clear your mind, as we try to clear our homes and break the tendencies of a budding hoarder. Laugh at Vladimir …

Originally recorded June 11, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev imagine a fantasy dinner date that could be awarded to a listener and discuss gym grunting and grab-ass. Chris from Best In Show Radio and Clayton from Bug Zapper Radio call in with an exciting mix of concern and praise. Microsoft and Sony prepare their latest console offerings (and we’re not …

Originally recorded June 4, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev discuss talk about embarrassing LAN parties, eye floaters and lattice degeneration, and the amazing Prancercize video. Clayton from Bug Zapper Radio calls in to talk about medical fear and encourage us to spend a little money on basic maintenance. Thank you for listening - buy something nice fo…

Originally recorded May 28, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about Nashville tourism, heart-cloggingly delicious Southern food, Andrew Jackson and his love of slavery and dueling, and the embarrassment known as line dancing. Our friend Clayton from Bug Zapper Radio calls in to underscore a few of our points and promote a garden that puts Steev’s to …

Originally recorded May 22, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about the XBox One, game control gimmicks, the friend from your childhood who owned a powerglove, supercharged blenders, flaming poblano peppers, the Billboard Music Awards, and some shit about wombats. Thank you for listening - buy something nice for yourself - you deserve it. Download MP…

Originally recorded April 30, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev wonder why a gay athlete has overshadowed Jon Jones and his snapped toe, realize that Microsoft has reached a new level of desperation, plan an outing with Jimmy, enjoy some production from Truth-Time Theatre, and explain why immortality is a terrible goal. Thank you for listening - buy somet…

Originally recorded April 23, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev differentiate between Dysons, discuss the depth of pockets, and talk with Jimmy about a time when candy could have cost him his life. Confusing beer is consumed, fakery becomes reality, Jose Canseco is an asshole, and Facebook continues to be a place of great annoyance. Thank you for listenin…

Originally recorded April 9, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev review the latest musical attempt from Ray J, discuss social media’s automatic revocation of your spoiler-rights, and harp on the annoying tendencies of a mutual acquaintance - so much that Steev has turned it into a game show: Is It Actually Ali? Thank you for listening - buy something nice f…

Originally recorded April 2, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev discuss the podcast’s eight-year evolution, the draw of severely grotesque injuries, Germfreak’s attempt at a healthy chain restaurant meal, alternative booktitles for Guy Fieri’s book, and Steev’s potential contribution to vaginal technology. Thank you for listening - buy something nice for y…

Originally recorded March 26, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev take a trip down memory lane by talking about some of the things they’ll never see again in their lifetime, including people who should have beepers, scented markers, and a rousing game of silent ball. Not sure what silent ball is? You too? Come on, man. Thank you for listening - buy somethin…

Originally recorded March 17, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk to Willie Degel from Restaurant Stakeout calls in to talk about the new season and explains how he operates in the restaurant business. Our friend Jimmy derails the entire show, but we love him for it. After that, we ponder Guy Fieri’s status, the uncertainty of Alex Trebek, and the long…

Originally recorded March 12, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev review a few of the items referred on Amazon and receive calls from a member of every show on HearUsTalk, including Germfreak, Chris from Best In Show Radio, Jeff from Truth-Time Theatre, and Clayton from Bug Zapper Radio. Topics discussed range from proper wiping technique to Kelly Kapowski’…

Originally recorded March 5, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev discuss pseudo big shot gamblers, hoarders buried alive: hantavirus and yellow pointy teeth, the Kennedy family and Hugo Chavez, and America’s favorite restaurant: IKEA. Clayton calls in to talk about physics, real nerd culture, and his trebuchet. We also peer into the frightening world of Mic…

Originally recorded February 26, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev talk about the nearly completed home studio, goddamn balance balls, overweight women who self-treat osteoporosis and neglect hypertension, hitting deer (with bullets, arrows, and vehicles), and the mysterious melungeon race. To enjoy this episode properly: Ditch your office chair, hop onto…

Originally recorded February 19, 2013. DJNewStyle and Steev issue an official retraction and marvel over the work of a mastertroll. Once they clear Chase Outlaw’s name, they cover allegations of baby slapping, the cure for stereo-blindness, and meteorite hoarding in small Russian villages. Steev thinks he’s ready for Jeopardy, Ken disagrees, a test…